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She's obviously gonna die alone.

She's even pregnant, according to some.

Now Jennifer Aniston is "bursting into tears" in her trailer while filming in New York after filming scenes that "remind her of Brad Pitt," a source said.

The unlucky-in-love actress was late coming out of her trailer while filming The Bounty with Gerard Butler a few weeks ago, and an assistant who went to fetch Aniston told the New York Post that the star was in tears, pleading:

"I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me."

Jennifer Aniston pulled herself together and managed to smile when she eventually emerged. She really hides her heartache and desperation well.

Lonely Girl

Jen's neutral expression belies devastation. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The on-set insider added, "While she enjoyed flirting with Gerard on set and put a brave face on every day, privately she is still extremely fragile."

Since Bratt Pitt dumped her back in 2005, Aniston has been involved with Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and John Mayer, and linked to Bradley Cooper, Aaron Eckhart and Butler. Nevertheless, she can't seem to shake the lonely-girl label.

"If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with life,' so be it," she told Elle, then complained she was misquoted.

Aniston's spokesman says the story about her crying in the trailer is "simply ridiculous ... it never happened." But why should we believe that, when we have sources with no names who don't even know her telling us otherwise? Huh?

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Just when you think OK! Magazine can't lower the bar any further, the fabled celebrity gossip supermarket tabloid establishes a new standard of hilarity.

According to this fine publication, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! What great news!

Suri With Katie

Too bad there's not a single fact that would remotely suggest this, nor is she even in a relationship. Besides, everyone knows she's going to die alone.

According to OK!, Jen has never hidden that her biological clock is ticking since she turned 40 in February. Understandable, as that's pretty near death.

“I feel [motherhood is] in my future and I’m on the verge of it in some way,” the Love Happens star said in recent months. “I want to have children."

Jen's "baby dream" is coming true. What that is? No one knows.

Becoming a parent has quickly become a high priority for the actress, who has scheduled several months off before starting her next project in 2010.

At least according to a celebrity gossip magazine that cites made-up sources who have surely never even spoken to her. They're made up, after all.

“Jen’s made no secret of the fact she wants to get pregnant,” says one such source. “Now, with nothing on her schedule for a while, she can finally relax and address priorities that matter most. Motherhood is at the top of her list."

“She wants to have a baby soon,” adds another Aniston insider.

Someone should probably tell her that. If she's not too busy picking out what to wear to the wedding of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, that is.

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In doing the media rounds for her new movie Love Happens, Jennifer Aniston has said she still believes in love and that she will one day find "The One."

That hasn't stopped celebrity gossip publications from tripping over one another to report that she's a lonely, pathetic, desperate middle-aged hag, though.

Last night, The Soup suggested Us, In Touch, Star and Life & Style join forces to create a new magazine, Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone Weekly.

Who wouldn't want 52 issues a year jam packed with made-up sources talking about an obviously fat and crying woman plotting revenge on Angelina ...

If you call 1-800-55-LOSER now, you will even get a bonus subscription to Jessica Simpson Looks Fat Weekly. That's over 5,000 pages per year of unflattering Jessica Simpson pictures at over 80 percent off the cover price!

What a steal.

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You know you're a player when you're romantically linked to Scheana Marie, Kristin Cavallari, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston in the span of a few months and are probably nailing none of the above. But it's believable!

According to Life & Style, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been up to their old tricks again and are "spending a lot of quality time together."

Mmm. We all know what "spending a lot of quality time together" means. It means this celebrity gossip magazine is just plain making stuff up.

An insider says that three days prior to Jen's dinner date with co-star and rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler, she and John went out on a date.

With Courtney Cox and her husband. What's she thinking letting Jen associate with this douchebag? We thought they were friends. So sad.

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John Mayer sure does get around, at least in magazines' imaginations.

“Jen’s trying to get their relationship back on its feet, so it was a big step. And Courteney is open-minded. All she wants is for Jen to be happy."

And her solution is a double-date with John Mayer? This smells fishier than Lindsay Lohan after ... oh forget it, we don't need to go there now.

The insider adds, “He has a bad reputation with women, but Jen sees John as a sensitive guy who’s pretty much has the key to her heart.”

Jen would likely call BS on this story if she weren't too busy lying in bed eating ice cream at home, lamenting how lonely and pathetic she is.

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Jennifer Aniston just cannot catch a break with all the bogus celeb gossip stories about her being pathetic and miserable that are printed these days.

Not can she catch a break in love. Girl is just so lonely!

In a a revealing new interview, Aniston professes to E! News that all stories about her are lies. Seriously, they're all untrue, every last word of them.

Even her most recent Elle interview, which her own best friend and producing partner conducted. The entire gist of the thing was off base dammit!

"It's just their headline of 'Lonely Girl' that's sort of bull$h!t," Aniston says. "I agreed to do it because how many times have I done an interview - every time - and you're misquoted and stupid sound bites get taken out of context."

"All of that still happened with this. It's unavoidable."

Still, the unlucky-in-love star keeps an positive outlook.

"I'm not upset about it," she says. "I just find it funny."

What we find funny is that Jen volunteers relationship advice more than just about any other celebrity. That's like Mischa Barton teaching cooking!

Check out a clip of Jennifer Anniston's interview with E! ...

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Getting relationship advice from Jennifer Aniston is kind of like taking a cooking class from Mischa Barton. But Jen has opened up about love again.

Thus, we must drop everything and transcribe her sage remarks.

In her new film Love Happens, Jennifer has a disastrous first date with Aaron Eckhart, But things haven't gotten quite so awful for her in real life.

Not quite.

"I have to say that luckily I haven't had one," Aniston says of first-date disasters.

"It's more that thing where you just want to go home and they're like 'So, do you want to go somewhere afterward?' And it's like, 'Um, no.'"

Astounding relationship advice and insight once again.

Pretty Jen

Jennifer Aniston, 40, says that she's never had to use a friend as a lifeline to call with a made-up emergency during a bad date. "Oh, God, no!" she laughed. "I haven't done that, but that's really funny! That happened in The Breakup!"

Linked romantically to many of her male co-stars over the years ("Every one," she sighs), the miserable girl says the rumors even started with Eckhart.

"It's so funny ... when we were first meeting for lunch, meeting with the director, they took a picture of us in the restaurant and said 'What's happening? Something must be happening! They're having lunch, my God!'" she says.

"But then, yeah, they figured out that we were doing a movie together."

For the most part, Aniston can handle it if she's portrayed inaccurately in the celebrity gossip media. As long as people still go see her movies and all.

"It doesn't bug me, if people don't believe it. That's all," she says. "I would just hate it if people actually believed any of it. Then it affects my work."

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Jennifer Aniston is featured in the upcoming issue of Australia's Harper's Bazaar and lucky for us, the lonely, miserable wretch actress talks about love!

"I'm still a romantic. I still believe in love," the 40-year-old says when asked by the publication if her sad relationship history has made her cynical.

Jennifer Aniston Can't Let Go

Thank goodness this insanely good-looking, wealthy woman is not completely resigned to dying alone (or at least packing on the pounds) at her age.

The Harper's Bazaar article also includes some relationship lessons direct from Jennifer Aniston. As for why romance sometimes fizzles, she explains:

"I think it's laziness. I really do. I think a good relationship is about collaboration. That's the way to go in a relationship," Aniston says, insightfully.

Jennifer Aniston is still a believer in love. Phew.

"I think you just need to talk to each other. Say what you need to say. Say what you want to say. That way it's not threatening. You just need to say, 'This is important to me.' Don't expect your mate to read your mind."

This apparently didn't work with Brad Pitt or that douchebag.

Jen also says women "try to do too much" in relationships.

"I think it's just instinctual as a woman to be the caretaker of your home, women complain that men don't do enough, but it's your own fault," she says.

"You train your man to do nothing. You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat."

This concludes this afternoon's relationship seminar with the world's foremost expert. There should be at least one or two more later in the week.

In the meantime, check out these Jennifer Aniston pictures!

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Given that it's Life & Style featuring her on the cover, we expected to read that Jennifer Aniston's "diet secrets" to involve some combination of the following:

  • Crying over Brad Pitt all day
  • Starving herself for weeks on end
  • Eating cartons of ice cream while feeling particularly pathetic and useless at the ancient age of 40, then throwing up to purge the system

Surprisingly, the celebrity gossip magazine says that Jen keeps her amazing figure simply by "incorporating fitness and food" into her life in moderation.

Mariah Carey Weight Loss Pic

What a concept. She may be lonely and sad, but she works out!

"Whenever she wants to look her best, Jennifer does this strict diet so she's able to lose five pounds in five days," an insider on the set of The Baster (a comedy Aniston recently filmed with Jason Bateman) tells the celeb gossip mag.

Jennifer Aniston has "the best body of her life." In other news, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart want a kid, while Jon and Kate's want the hell off TV.

"She did it during her past few films and doesn't find it hard at all. I saw her eat pasta only once!" But the yoga devotee - who flew her instructor, Mandy Ingber, from LA to her NYC set - always eats enough to keep energy high.

"She routinely gets up at 5 in the morning to run before filming starts," says the insider, who was on set with Jennifer as she filmed The Bounty in New Jersey.

"We were filming from 6 a.m. until almost 11 at night, and she had a great energy level the whole time. She was upbeat and smiley and never flubbed a line!"

"And her body looks amazing!"

It sure does. You've got to see these Jennifer Aniston pictures. Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, etc., etc., etc., have no idea what they're missing.

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She may be lonely, pathetic and miserable (at least according to certain celebrity gossip tabloids who must have a personal vendetta against her), but Jennifer Aniston sure looks gorgeous in the new September issue of Elle magazine.

Honestly, why should we feel sorry for her again?

Oh, right, because she got divorced from Brad Pitt like four years ago and has had a few bad breakups since then, and this is completely unique to her.

Somehow, we think she'll live ...

40 and Beautiful

Someday, Jen will find Mr. Right. Even if she only dates famous guys to keep her profile high, as some nasty magazines say. We really don't know whether she is actually a pathetic, lonely person or if this just became her tabloid persona.

In any case, she's really nothing short of great looking at age 40.

Click to enlarge tons more Jennifer Aniston photos from Elle ...

  • Aniston Elle Cover
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  • Pathetic and Lonely
  • Aniston in Black and White
  • White Hot Jennifer
  • Poor, Lonely Jen
  • Pretty Jen

[Photos: Elle]

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Jennifer Aniston has been seen holding hands with Gerard Butler lately.

This could be seen as a nice thing, especially for someone as pathetic and hurt as certain tabloids want us to believe the 40-year-old actress is. But no. In the new Us Weekly, "friends" say Aniston only pursues guys who can keep her profile high.

"Jen won't date a normal guy," a source says. "She goes after the hottest thing of the moment, what she knows will get her the most time in the spotlight."

Aniston is currently filming The Bounty with Gerard Butler, sparking rumors of a romance. Soon enough, he'll grow tired of her and she'll be lonely and sad.

That's the way it always goes. According to magazines.

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Jennifer Aniston just wants to be famous! Gosh!

Before Butler, Jennifer Aniston pursued Bradley Cooper, and she's also dated John Mayer, and of course was married to Brad Pitt for about four years.

So she must just be stalking the biggest stars of the moment, right?

That makes perfect sense. It's not like she's world-famous, ridiculously wealthy and pretty herself or anything. What a ridiculous attention whore.