Stop us if you've heard this one before. Actually don't, because we know you have, probably several dozen times. But Jennifer Aniston is having a baby!
Only by having a baby, we mean not having a baby.
In case you didn't believe OK's scoop on Jennifer Aniston's baby news just two weeks ago, here's the magazine really driving the point home this time!
In a "shock interview," the perpetually heartbroken star reveals the details of her "exciting family news," the origins of which we can't even imagine.
You gotta get some new material, OK writers ...
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant for the 78th time!