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Not unlike Life & Style's obsession with Kim Kardashian's revenge body, OK! Magazine really needs to hire some new writers to think up fresh material.

This week's cover story, regarding Jennifer Aniston becoming a mom - not just down the road, she is a mom, the mag boasts - may have been exciting.

There are just two problems:

  1. It's blatantly false.
  2. They ran almost identical stories three times this year already, including one just a few weeks ago, and in both U.S. and international editions.
Jen's a Mom!

JEN'S A MOM: Awesome! Except she's not, on any level.

This time, it's rumored boyfriend Chris Gartin who's made Jennifer Aniston’s dreams come true ... since he's got two adorable kids from his previous marriage.

OK! says that Jen loves his children, and that Chris may very well be "the right man to help Jen’s baby dreams come true!" So basically ... she's not a mom.

Seriously, come on guys. Do you think anyone believes this garbage at this point? Or that Jennifer Aniston is the only actress out there to fake impregnate?

Here's a look back at Jen's previous "baby news" from 2010:

  • Baby Time!
  • Having a Baby NOW!
  • Baby For Jen!

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Is there a new man in Jennifer Aniston's life?

As in an actual new man, not just co-stars she's supposedly friends with benefits with (Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper) or ex-husbands she's sneaking around with?

Raising Her Hand

That's the rumor, and the new guy is actor Christopher Gartin, with whom she was spotted having dinner last week at her favorite hangout, the Sunset Tower Hotel.

If it's true, the man doesn't kiss and tell.

"No comment," he said when asked about their status. Either way, Jennifer didn't seem too happy to see the paparazzi Thursday night as they tried to leave:

Jennifer Aniston really wants to keep her life private, or doesn't want the paparazzi to know she's dating Christopher Gartin. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As you can see, the actress ducked and covered her face when photographers caught him driving her home after their dinner together, although who knows why.

Chris Gartin seems like a good guy.

He is 42, has dozens of credits to his name, hails from New York and was previously married to an event planner. Word is that Jen's BFF Courteney Cox set them up.

Think this is for real Think they're a good match? How will he react to this week's tabloid covers proclaiming that she's having a baby? We can only wait and see.

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Stop us if you've heard this one before. Actually don't, because we know you have, probably several dozen times. But Jennifer Aniston is having a baby!

Only by having a baby, we mean not having a baby.

In case you didn't believe OK's scoop on Jennifer Aniston's baby news just two weeks ago, here's the magazine really driving the point home this time!

In a "shock interview," the perpetually heartbroken star reveals the details of her "exciting family news," the origins of which we can't even imagine. 

You gotta get some new material, OK writers ...

Having a Baby NOW!

Jennifer Aniston is pregnant for the 78th time!

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Slow news week? Check.

Fake Jennifer Aniston baby news? Check!

DO NOT BUY OK! Magazine. Please. Save your money, and send a message to the celebrity gossip publication's editors that they need to work a little harder.

Seriously, you'd think by the 12th time of fabricating Jennifer Aniston’s "baby plans," they'd at least try to think of some NEW lies to vaguely relay to us ...

Baby Time!

YES, I'M HAVING A BABY ... said some friend of hers.

The mag hilariously promises a sneak peek at an interview "everybody is going to be talking about." What is there to talk about, other than it's completely untrue?

The article contains exclusive details regarding these topics:

  • What the star is doing to prepare
  • Why Jen’s finally ready now
  • Who the daddy might be

Our theories: aggressive sexuality, she's not, and nobody.

There, we just saved your time and money. You're welcome. Get it together, OK! Can't you make stuff up about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt sneaking around behind Angelina Jolie's back - that would at least be a moderately interesting lie.

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Celebrity news and movie sites have been in a frenzy, reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Colin Farrell are set to appear in a sex-crazed, kinky new film together.

The film, Horrible Bosses, is due out next year, and in it, we will see Jennifer Aniston nude. However, she "will not show any private parts," according to her rep.

Yes, She's Adopting!

That's one heck of a naked caveat.

The star's rep does note that the role is far cry from her Friends days as daddy's girl Rachel Green. We're imagining that sexy Smart Water ad, only in a movie.

"The part is provocative and sexual, but also hysterically funny," the rep says.

A classic from the famous Jennifer Aniston nude GQ spread.

If Jen is trying to break out of a rut of bad romantic comedies, this might be a good start ... although it sounds like a bad romantic comedy, just with more nudity.

"There are no plans for her to go fully nude or topless, but the role does require aggressive sexuality that folks have not seen from Jennifer on screen before."

Sounds good to us. No wonder she's been sneaking around with Brad Pitt behind Angelina Jolie's back ** - he's gotta regret leaving America's Sweetheart now.

** - From a report in Star that is probably complete crap.

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OMG ... Are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston back together at last?!?!?!

No.

You'd think at some point, Star could come up with some new stories, or at least put a new twist on the whole Brad and Jen thing, like a love child or something.

Instead, the tabloid's new issue gives us what we always get when they can't find anything else - anonymous claims that Jennifer Aniston took back what's hers!

Yup, at long last, America's Sweetheart has gotten revenge and stabbed the evil vixen in the back. Figuratively, of course. And by figuratively we mean not at all.

Backstabbing Jen!

BEHIND HER BACK: But for how long? Just wait 'til Angie reads this!

The cover teases an intimate encounter in Brad Pitt's private office, which sounds particularly hot, as well as calls, texts and e-mails. Jen just wants to start over!

Come on, people.

Angelina Jolie turned 35 last week, and as we said in our birthday tribute, you may hate her for breaking up Brad and Jen, but it doesn't make her all bad.

In fact, she's pretty awesome compared to most celebrities. Those reports of lies, drugs and lovers may make great headlines, but they're likely all BS.

She and Brad have been together for years now. We felt bad for Jennifer Aniston too, but isn't it time we put this behind us? Can't we all just get along?

At least until next week's issue of Star?

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Man, Jennifer Aniston just looks so hot ... literally.

In a new ad campaign for SmartWater, the actress is drenched in sweat, showing Brad Pitt what he's missing ... her ripped, impressively toned abs.

Wearing workout gear and clutching a bottle of water, the physucally fit 41-year-old gives the camera a breathless look. The text of the ad reads:

"Working out feels great... afterwards ... That's why I drink Smart. It's hydration I can feel. (And that's one part of my routine I never sweat.)"

Enough talk. More hotness (and fitness) ...

Smart Water Hottie

Jennifer Aniston makes you want to reach for ... SmartWater.

Yoga and fitness buff Aniston, who some say has the best body ever, has been a brand spokeswoman for Glaceau SmartWater since back in 2007.

Hey, it's not Jennifer Aniston nude (like her new perfume ads) but it's pretty solid. Makes you want to ... work out? Maybe a little if she were there?

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When in need of some Jennifer Aniston gossip on a slow week:

  1. Say she's pregnant at least or has big "baby news"
  2. Say she's secretly meeting up with / doing Brad Pitt
  3. (Or dating Gerard Butler / rom-com co-star du jour)
  4. Talk about her "revenge" body or some nonsense

Having bled 1-3 dry, it was time for #4 this week for a certain celebrity news tabloid. And why not. After losing a staggering SEVEN pounds, life is grand for Jen!

Jen's easy plan - diet and exercise - may just work for you!

There's little doubt that while recently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, Jen looked hotter than ever ... or at least since the last time this story ran.

“She looked as if she’s lost an entire dress size,” a witness reports. “She was really petite and avoided the food on the craft services table. She has discipline.”

Thanks to self-control and a newfound philosophy on eating and exercise, Jen’s achieved her best body ever. Friends say that the actress is "totally ecstatic."

Eh, she looks the same to us. Not that it's a bad thing. Click to enlarge some Jennifer Aniston pictures from our archives and see if you see any change ...

  • Janiston
  • Lonely Jennifer Aniston
  • Call Me!

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Jennifer Aniston has a new perfume out. It is called Lovalie.

Maybe you figured that out based on the headline above. How can her new scent stand out in a market loaded with celebrity fragrances? Simple ...

Janiston

Jennifer Aniston nude. Marketing at its simplest and best!

Sitting on the shoals at sunset wearing nothing but a blanket, here's Jen posing for an ad for what she has termed her "non-perfume perfume" ...

LOVALIE: To say the least. To say the very least.

"I want people to go, 'What is that? You smell great!'" Jen told WWD of her signature scent. "But most of all I just wanted it to smell natural."

Wonder if Brad Pitt enjoyed it the last time he was kissing her.

We're sure the fragrance will achieve that goal. What it won't do is make you as hot as Jennifer Aniston. You're paying for her name. Sorry!

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OMG, stop the presses. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were caught kissing, according to a celebrity gossip tabloid. No word if they were "caught" back in 2002.

“They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” or so claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ex-bodyguard Bill, who previously called Angelina a raging psycho, to In Touch.

“Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.”

The insider, who's either completely made up by the celebrity gossip publication or looking to get sued, says Brad and Jen reconnected ... at the 2009 Oscars.

Since then, they have allegedly hooked up four times (which no one saw) - three times in LA and once in New York - and recently shared a passionate kiss!!!!

“I know that he still loves her,” says ex-bodyguard Bill, who because he is not a real person for security reasons chooses only to be identified by first name.

Caught Kissing!

CAUGHT! This seems to happen to them bimonthly.

In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought the former spouses closer than ever - and since then, Breniffer's relationship has heated up even more.

This is apparently before she decided Gerard Butler will impregnate her.

Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9. The duo arrived in separate vehicles.

After Brad climbed into the passenger seat of Jen's Bentley, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals, without saying how he actually saw it.

On “paparazzi watch” at the time, he then advised the pair that they should leave, as a group photographers was supposedly spotted a few miles away.

“Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”

And the rest, as they say, is revisionist, fabricated history.

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I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

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You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

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