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JWoww publicly announced she wouldn't be having sex while pregnant, and now, much to Roger Mathews' dismay, she says she's still on the shelf postpartum.

In a TMI interview with the Huffington Post, the former Jersey Shore cast member revealed that while her "vagina is back to normal," she'll still be abstaining.

"I'm not going to have sex for another year or two" she said, just five weeks after welcoming Meilani, her adorably daughter, into the world.

Why put it off so long? Well, there was stitching involved down there.

She and Roger haven't cozied up to one another since the beginning of her pregnancy, and JWoww admitted she's not looking forward to resuming this.

"It's like virgin status," she affirmed. "[Roger's] like, 'Come on!'

"I'm like 'No ... I was stitched. You have to wait!'"

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There's really nothing better than a night out with your girlfriends.

It's fun to get dressed up, have some drinks, do some dancing, talk about feelings (for better or worse) ... and then do it all over again the next night.

The other bar patrons? Well, they may not have a clue what the heck hit them when you and your girls walk through the door. This post is for them.

We've assembled your handy guide to drunk girls so you'll be prepared when you see a flock of females coming your way. They really just want to have fun.

Promise. But since that fun probably includes shots, we can't guarantee you won't get bombed if one of them is a lightweight. So you've been warned.

Presented without further comment, 17 things drunk girls say and do:

That's My Jam!
When you're drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.

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Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Roger Mathews were hot and heavy on Jersey Shore, famously turning the smush room into their personal ... smush room.

They fornicated like there was no tomorrow is the point. Nowadays, not so much, the duo revealed on WE tv’s Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars.

Now engaged after 4-5 years together and with JWoww pregnant with their first child, their once wild sex life has become non-existent. Or one-sided.

“Internet porn is pretty much keeping our relationship together,” Mathews says.

“Every time he has to call his best friend Louie to fix our f--king laptop,” Farley, 28, agrees. “He broke three laptops in the house in the past year!”

Malware will get you every time. That or physically ruining the keys with ...

Forget it. Roger says it's not all his fault and that he's out of options.

“Like you ever bang me? I have to do something!” he counters.

“Never borrow a pair of socks in our house!”

[Crickets]

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Pregnancy is a wonderful thing, but as Snooki tells pregnant BFF JWoww in a text message conversation she shared publicly, it can also be a literal pain.

"Sleep safe and keep hydrated, no Advil or Aleve," Snook texted in an exchange with JWoww Christmas night. "No pushing on the toilet either."

"Yes mom!" replied JWoww (a.k.a. Jenni Farley).

Snooki, JWoww Photo

Potential hemorrhoids aside, Farley, 27, made it clear she's over the moon to be expecting her first child next year with her fiance Roger Mathews.

Her longtime love got JWoww pregnant recently, as confirmed by an online greeting card with a photo of the ultrasound. The Jersey Shore alum wrote:

"We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents and create more memories with a new addition to our family!"

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Call it a desperate plea for human salvation.

Just two hours before December 21, the day that marks the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar, MTV pulled the plug on Jersey Shore for good.

Last-minute peace offering to the gods?

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

We'll find out, won't we?! Yeah buddy. For now, let's break down the grand finale Jersey Shore in all its fist-pumping, STD-ridden, GTL'd glory ... THG style!

Like the season as a whole, it was relatively uneventful, but Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, Deena and JWoww went out in style.

A bonfire on the beach required some hard wood courtesy of Vinny, and not the kind he's used to displaying whenever Snooki is around. Plus 20.

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Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.

Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it's run out of ... something.

Let's break down the penultimate episode and The Situation's strip show:

Sitch Promo Pic

The Situation's stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.

Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star ... and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.

JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.

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After Thanksgiving provided us a week off (for better or worse), MTV's sun-setting hit Jersey Shore returned with the first of its final four episodes Thursday night.

A blast from the past made an appearance. That's about it.

There were plenty of interesting developments ... teased for the following episode. The baby shower, for one, barely got underway. Oh well, join us for THG's recap!

Jersey Shore's Angelina

From what we did see of Snooki's surprise baby shower, it was awkward central up in there, with a standoff between Snook, Mike and Jionni looking inevitable.

Wasn't that the "storyline" about eight episodes ago? Minus 20.

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This week on Jersey Shore, Paula Pickard may have dodged a bullet.

To find out exactly why, read on for THG's full recap of that Situation!

Mike The Situation Pic

"I definitely wanna break up with Paula in a smooth and easy way because I'd like to still hit it. 'Listen girl, it's not me. It's you. Can I still hit it?'" - Mike. Minus 180.

The Situation also let us know that he wants a girl like his sister or his mother (his words). Apparently that is not Paula Pickard, hot as she may be. Minus 80.

Mike also has girl problems ... with Snooki. Much as he wants to apologize and get back to normal, she seems interested in nothing of the sort.

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This week on Jersey Shore, Deena's parents paid a visit and Mike squirmed in the clutches of increasingly attached girlfriend Paula Pickard. How did that go down?

Read on for THG's full recap!

Mike and Paula

Deena Cortese did not leave the Jersey Shore house, despite many threats and some dramatic editing to make you second guess her intentions. Phew.

After a visit from her parents, getting scolded about her recent Meatball Day arrest and staying in for the night, she appeared to chill out for once. Plus 10.

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This week, down on the Jersey Shore, the prank war kings returned, while Mike pondered his future with Paula and Deena got really, really trashed again.

Read on for THG's full recap!

Deena Cortese on Jersey Shore

Before the show, Vinny discussed Hurricane Sandy - it hit the gang's Seaside Heights, N.J., stomping grounds hard - and urged viewers to donate to the Red Cross.

Well done, Vin and MTV. Plus 100.

Back to the show. Roger Mathews and JWoww did not break up, obviously. We were well aware of this already, given that the two just got engaged. Plus 25.

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JWOWW Picture Jenni Farley is a cast member on the hit show Jersey Shore. The program debuted in late 2009 and the cast members are wicked trashy, but... More »
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