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Call it a desperate plea for human salvation.

Just two hours before December 21, the day that marks the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar, MTV pulled the plug on Jersey Shore for good.

Last-minute peace offering to the gods?

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

We'll find out, won't we?! Yeah buddy. For now, let's break down the grand finale Jersey Shore in all its fist-pumping, STD-ridden, GTL'd glory ... THG style!

Like the season as a whole, it was relatively uneventful, but Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, Deena and JWoww went out in style.

A bonfire on the beach required some hard wood courtesy of Vinny, and not the kind he's used to displaying whenever Snooki is around. Plus 20.

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Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.

Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it's run out of ... something.

Let's break down the penultimate episode and The Situation's strip show:

Sitch Promo Pic

The Situation's stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.

Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star ... and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.

JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.

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"No more kooka or cartwheels. I'm a mom now." - Snooki

Jersey Shore goes off the air for good after its finale Thursday, December 20. Snooki and JWoww, however, will be continuing the party on Season 2 of their spinoff.

The main event? Pregnant Snook gettin' ready to pop!

Snooki & JWoww Season 2 features Nicole Polizzi not only giving birth to son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, but struggling with all that motherhood entails.

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Consider MTV your place to throw it down on New Year's Eve.

Jersey Shore's Snooki and JWoww will host MTV's Club NYE 2013, which will air from Times Square in New York December 31, ringing in 2013 in style.

Jersey style, people.

J-Woww and Snooki

The party girls will be joined by some A-list music talent including Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Sean Kingston, Rita Ora and Conor Maynard, with the Knocks serving as house DJ.

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After Thanksgiving provided us a week off (for better or worse), MTV's sun-setting hit Jersey Shore returned with the first of its final four episodes Thursday night.

A blast from the past made an appearance. That's about it.

There were plenty of interesting developments ... teased for the following episode. The baby shower, for one, barely got underway. Oh well, join us for THG's recap!

Jersey Shore's Angelina

From what we did see of Snooki's surprise baby shower, it was awkward central up in there, with a standoff between Snook, Mike and Jionni looking inevitable.

Wasn't that the "storyline" about eight episodes ago? Minus 20.

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This week on Jersey Shore, Paula Pickard may have dodged a bullet.

To find out exactly why, read on for THG's full recap of that Situation!

Mike The Situation Pic

"I definitely wanna break up with Paula in a smooth and easy way because I'd like to still hit it. 'Listen girl, it's not me. It's you. Can I still hit it?'" - Mike. Minus 180.

The Situation also let us know that he wants a girl like his sister or his mother (his words). Apparently that is not Paula Pickard, hot as she may be. Minus 80.

Mike also has girl problems ... with Snooki. Much as he wants to apologize and get back to normal, she seems interested in nothing of the sort.

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This week on Jersey Shore, Deena's parents paid a visit and Mike squirmed in the clutches of increasingly attached girlfriend Paula Pickard. How did that go down?

Read on for THG's full recap!

Mike and Paula

Deena Cortese did not leave the Jersey Shore house, despite many threats and some dramatic editing to make you second guess her intentions. Phew.

After a visit from her parents, getting scolded about her recent Meatball Day arrest and staying in for the night, she appeared to chill out for once. Plus 10.

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This week, down on the Jersey Shore, the prank war kings returned, while Mike pondered his future with Paula and Deena got really, really trashed again.

Read on for THG's full recap!

Deena Cortese on Jersey Shore

Before the show, Vinny discussed Hurricane Sandy - it hit the gang's Seaside Heights, N.J., stomping grounds hard - and urged viewers to donate to the Red Cross.

Well done, Vin and MTV. Plus 100.

Back to the show. Roger Mathews and JWoww did not break up, obviously. We were well aware of this already, given that the two just got engaged. Plus 25.

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Indians, mermaids and fictional serial killers. Oh my!

In honor of Halloween, a slew of D-listers hit the red carpet of various parties in Las Vegas this weekend, decked out as famous Christian Bale characters, sexy mermaids, native Americans and more!

Who donned the most unique look? Click through now for larger versions of each image and sound off: What are YOU dressing as for Halloween?

  • Scott Disick Halloween Costume
  • Roger Mathews and JWOWW Halloween Costumes
  • Stacy Keibler Halloween Costume
  • Lala Anthony and Kim Kardashian Halloween Costumes
  • Aubrey O'Day Halloween Costume
  • Phoebe Price Halloween Costume

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We love us some Deena Nicole Cortese, but wow. Just wow.

As the final season of Jersey Shore plays out on MTV, we got to relive one of the past summer's most notable highlights from Seaside - her drunken daytime arrest.

Did the episode do justice to our heightened expectations?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

  • Meatball Day
  • Deena Cortese Arrested

First things first, and we pick up after last week's brawl at Bamboo, where Jenni was tossed to the ground by her crazy boyfriend (now fiance) Roger Mathews.

JWoww, who was trying to break up the right, tries to smooth things over by saying she's sure he didn't know it was her. His response? "I recognized you the entire time."

Gotta love a man who's honest at least! Plus 10.

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JWOWW Biography

JWOWW Picture Jenni Farley is a cast member on the hit show Jersey Shore. The program debuted in late 2009 and the cast members are wicked trashy, but... More »
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