by Free Britney at . Comments

This week on Jersey Shore, Paula Pickard may have dodged a bullet.

To find out exactly why, read on for THG's full recap of that Situation!

Mike The Situation Pic

"I definitely wanna break up with Paula in a smooth and easy way because I'd like to still hit it. 'Listen girl, it's not me. It's you. Can I still hit it?'" - Mike. Minus 180.

The Situation also let us know that he wants a girl like his sister or his mother (his words). Apparently that is not Paula Pickard, hot as she may be. Minus 80.

Mike also has girl problems ... with Snooki. Much as he wants to apologize and get back to normal, she seems interested in nothing of the sort.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

This week on Jersey Shore, Deena's parents paid a visit and Mike squirmed in the clutches of increasingly attached girlfriend Paula Pickard. How did that go down?

Read on for THG's full recap!

Mike and Paula

Deena Cortese did not leave the Jersey Shore house, despite many threats and some dramatic editing to make you second guess her intentions. Phew.

After a visit from her parents, getting scolded about her recent Meatball Day arrest and staying in for the night, she appeared to chill out for once. Plus 10.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

This week, down on the Jersey Shore, the prank war kings returned, while Mike pondered his future with Paula and Deena got really, really trashed again.

Read on for THG's full recap!

Deena Cortese on Jersey Shore

Before the show, Vinny discussed Hurricane Sandy - it hit the gang's Seaside Heights, N.J., stomping grounds hard - and urged viewers to donate to the Red Cross.

Well done, Vin and MTV. Plus 100.

Back to the show. Roger Mathews and JWoww did not break up, obviously. We were well aware of this already, given that the two just got engaged. Plus 25.

Continue Reading...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Indians, mermaids and fictional serial killers. Oh my!

In honor of Halloween, a slew of D-listers hit the red carpet of various parties in Las Vegas this weekend, decked out as famous Christian Bale characters, sexy mermaids, native Americans and more!

Who donned the most unique look? Click through now for larger versions of each image and sound off: What are YOU dressing as for Halloween?

  • Scott Disick Halloween Costume
  • Roger Mathews and JWOWW Halloween Costumes
  • Stacy Keibler Halloween Costume
  • Lala Anthony and Kim Kardashian Halloween Costumes
  • Aubrey O'Day Halloween Costume
  • Phoebe Price Halloween Costume

by Free Britney at . Comments

We love us some Deena Nicole Cortese, but wow. Just wow.

As the final season of Jersey Shore plays out on MTV, we got to relive one of the past summer's most notable highlights from Seaside - her drunken daytime arrest.

Did the episode do justice to our heightened expectations?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

  • Meatball Day
  • Deena Cortese Arrested

First things first, and we pick up after last week's brawl at Bamboo, where Jenni was tossed to the ground by her crazy boyfriend (now fiance) Roger Mathews.

JWoww, who was trying to break up the right, tries to smooth things over by saying she's sure he didn't know it was her. His response? "I recognized you the entire time."

Gotta love a man who's honest at least! Plus 10.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

The Jersey Shore Season 6 premiere was just an appetizer.

$h!t got a lot more real last night in the season's second episode - also a two-hour event, thank you MTV - in which Snooki moved out of the Shore house.

How did that turn out? And what other stuff went down?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

Snooki moved into her own "grandma shack" next door. A good compromise, as she was literally like 50 feet away, yet will be in much better health. Plus 20.

No sluts, no smoking and no drinking permitted. Plus 5.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Jersey Shore Season 6 premiered last night on MTV.

The gang has certainly come a long way since their initial hookups, pranks, fights and hot tub romps of 2009. With a sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki, it's ... different.

Was it still a little bit nuts, and more importantly, fun?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Photo

Snooki is engaged to Jionni LaValle and knocked up. Maybe you heard. Plus 12. Mike went to rehab and has been sober for awhile. Maybe you heard. Plus 10.

A reality show has run its course when the stars are so big that you already know these things. Well, unless you're the Kardashians, then you start making $h!t up. Minus 10.

JWoww and Roger Mathews, Ronnie and Sammi, Pauly and Vinny ... the gang is totally wifing up before our eyes. It's a magical thing, true romance. Plus 25.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

We reported last week that JWoww and Roger Mathews are engaged, but wouldn't be revealing it until the second season of Snooki & JWoww, for which the proposal was filmed.

We were half right. JWoww's engaged and confirming it to In Touch!

JWoww Engaged

The Jersey Shore star tells the celebrity gossip magazine that she's marrying her boyfriend of two years. According to JWoww (real name Jenni Farley), she wanted a ring to match her man:

Huge.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

JWoww and Roger Mathews are engaged.

The reality star's longtime boyfriend proposed to her last week, and it was all filmed for Jersey Shore spinoff Snooki & JWoww. Because Roger's proposal was among the more elaborate ones you'll ever see, though, the cat's out of the bag.

How did it go down, exactly?

JWoww and Roger Mathews

Roger Mathews popped the question to the reality star when they were skydiving, according to WetPaint, which quotes a production insider as saying:

"It happened the middle of last week during filming for season two of Snooki & JWOWW ... (JWOWW) and Roger went skydiving and jumped out of a plane together. After landing securely, Roger shocked her by getting down on one knee and proposing."

"Of course, she said yes!”

As for Jenni's ring, "It's beautiful!" said the insider, "and big." Just don't expect to see it anytime soon, as the big reveal is being saved for her MTV show:

“The crew took great pains to make sure they weren’t followed; the footage is being kept tightly under wraps. Everyone will have to wait to see it.”

Snooki & JWoww was recently picked up for Season 2. Congrats to JWoww and Roger, assuming this report is true! What a way to get engaged.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Free Britney at . Comments

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Audrina Patridge bikini pictures were honored Monday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping it rolling today at #88: JWoww of Jersey Shore!

  • Bikini Photo of JWoww
  • JWoww, Bikini

As Jenni "JWoww" Farley was once told by Jersey Shore co-star Vinny Guadagnino about his bling, "it's like your t!ts ... looks sick, but it's fake."

That about sums it up. JWoww's chest may be artificially enhanced, but the girl is so unabashedly proud of this fact that you gotta give her some credit.

Say what you will about JWoww and her co-stars, who return October 4 (see Jersey Shore Season 6 trailer), they are honest ... even about having fake boobs.

Roger Williams, you are one lucky man. At least if you are a man or a woman who loves voluptuous, slightly unhinged women with tattoos who can kick your a$$.

We can't wait to see the Woww back on MTV this fall. Click to enlarge more JWoww photos below, and check back soon for THG's bikini babe #87 ...

  • J-Woww Bikini Picture
  • JWoww's New Tattoo
  • J-Woww Bikini Pic
  • JWoww Tattoo
  • JWoww in a Bikini
  • JWoww Swimsuit Photo
  • JWoww Side Boob
  • Jenni Farley Bikini Photo
  • A JWoww Bikini Pic
  • JWoww Maxim Pic
  • JWoww Maxim Picture
  • JWoww Maxim Cover