Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.
Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it's run out of ... something.
Let's break down the penultimate episode and The Situation's strip show:
The Situation's stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.
Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star ... and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.
JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.