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JWoww has certainly done a lot of controversial things over the years.

Changing her Twitter icon to a swastika is not one of them, however.

JWoww Tattoo Photo

In addition to pulling that stunt, a hacker changed her bio to "Jersey Shore sluts getting ran daily. You can mark Sammi and JWoww off the list."

JWoww was, understandably, quite upset about the hacking. She tweeted at two users she believed to have been involved, writing, "Pathetic losers..."

"U wanna come at me meet me face to face! Bitch asses think ur cool hacking. Lets go! Loser ass thinks its cool to hack...Think ur cool? Ur a loser. Bitch!"

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Jersey Shore's Jenni "JWoww" Farley just became a godmother.

To Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's son Lorenzo Dominic, obviously!

Snooki, JWoww Photo

During a christening on Sunday, the de facto role became official.

The 27-year-old star was the guest of honor as Snook's 7-month-old son Lorenzo (with fiance Jionni LaValle) was baptized in front of friend and family in N.J.

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Jersey Shore's voluptuous JWoww poses topless except for some giant strips of duct tape on her epic fake boobs in a new ad campaign for NOH8.

No hate is right. Only love. Of humanity. And boobs.

JWoww Topless

In the striking shot, the 27-year-old has her mouth and breasts bound by silver packaging material. Her mission? To promote NOH8's equality campaign.

NOH8, which has also featured Kim Kardashian, LeAnn Rimes and many other stars, seeks to promote marriage, gender and human equality on Earth.

The organization looks to do this "through advocacy, social media and visual protest."

If duct tape bras qualify under the latter, this is a campaign we should all embrace.

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Despite photographic evidence to the contrary, JWoww is adamant she didn't suffer a "vile" wardrobe malfunction a la Britney Spears on New Year's Eve.

She also made it clear that she was wearing underwear while hosting MTV's NYE special with Snooki, and tries to plead her case with the image below:

  • JWoww Ass
  • Jenni Woww

No idea what this actually proves, but whatever. It's a nice visual.

"To prove [these pictures] wrong, I decided to video my buttocks ... because you can't Photoshop a video," she says, insisting that she had on "drawers."

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Call it a desperate plea for human salvation.

Just two hours before December 21, the day that marks the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar, MTV pulled the plug on Jersey Shore for good.

Last-minute peace offering to the gods?

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

We'll find out, won't we?! Yeah buddy. For now, let's break down the grand finale Jersey Shore in all its fist-pumping, STD-ridden, GTL'd glory ... THG style!

Like the season as a whole, it was relatively uneventful, but Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, Deena and JWoww went out in style.

A bonfire on the beach required some hard wood courtesy of Vinny, and not the kind he's used to displaying whenever Snooki is around. Plus 20.

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Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.

Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it's run out of ... something.

Let's break down the penultimate episode and The Situation's strip show:

Sitch Promo Pic

The Situation's stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.

Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star ... and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.

JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.

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"No more kooka or cartwheels. I'm a mom now." - Snooki

Jersey Shore goes off the air for good after its finale Thursday, December 20. Snooki and JWoww, however, will be continuing the party on Season 2 of their spinoff.

The main event? Pregnant Snook gettin' ready to pop!

Snooki & JWoww Season 2 features Nicole Polizzi not only giving birth to son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, but struggling with all that motherhood entails.

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Consider MTV your place to throw it down on New Year's Eve.

Jersey Shore's Snooki and JWoww will host MTV's Club NYE 2013, which will air from Times Square in New York December 31, ringing in 2013 in style.

Jersey style, people.

J-Woww and Snooki

The party girls will be joined by some A-list music talent including Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Sean Kingston, Rita Ora and Conor Maynard, with the Knocks serving as house DJ.

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After Thanksgiving provided us a week off (for better or worse), MTV's sun-setting hit Jersey Shore returned with the first of its final four episodes Thursday night.

A blast from the past made an appearance. That's about it.

There were plenty of interesting developments ... teased for the following episode. The baby shower, for one, barely got underway. Oh well, join us for THG's recap!

Jersey Shore's Angelina

From what we did see of Snooki's surprise baby shower, it was awkward central up in there, with a standoff between Snook, Mike and Jionni looking inevitable.

Wasn't that the "storyline" about eight episodes ago? Minus 20.

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This week on Jersey Shore, Paula Pickard may have dodged a bullet.

To find out exactly why, read on for THG's full recap of that Situation!

Mike The Situation Pic

"I definitely wanna break up with Paula in a smooth and easy way because I'd like to still hit it. 'Listen girl, it's not me. It's you. Can I still hit it?'" - Mike. Minus 180.

The Situation also let us know that he wants a girl like his sister or his mother (his words). Apparently that is not Paula Pickard, hot as she may be. Minus 80.

Mike also has girl problems ... with Snooki. Much as he wants to apologize and get back to normal, she seems interested in nothing of the sort.

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