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Those hoping for major fireworks or knock-down, drag-out brawls on the Jersey Shore Season 2 reunion special last night came away sorely disappointed.

On some reality shows, the reunion special is the best part. It's when Teresa Giudice flips tables and labels Danielle Staub a prostitution whores. Not here.

These people are all flirting with prostitution whore status, too. Anyway, here's THG's usual +/- recap of last night. Aww yeah, reunion show recap YEAH!!

Ronnie and JWoww

There's no love lost between Ron and JWoww after The Note.

One could argue this show is depressing, and that its cast is a bunch of losers who reflect badly on our society. Or one could say It's T-shirt tiiiiiime!! Plus 7.

Could host Julissa Bermudez be more robotic? They should have gotten Angelina Pivarnick to host without the cast knowing. We'd pay to see that. Minus 5.

Speaking of Ange, Ronnie had one of the best Jersey Shore quotes last night: "How could you not smush if you get Fossil watch? And it was white!" Plus 9.

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After some skirmishes but a lack of fireworks, the second season of Jersey Shore went out with a thud. Not really a bang. Pauly D didn't even try to get it in!

There was a trip to the swamp, a feud between friends, a last hurrah at the club, and a great line or two, but "Back Into the Fold" was more filler than finale.

Below, THG breaks down the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's Season 2 finale in its patented +/- recap. Aww yeah, last recap YEAH!!

At the Glades

They really dragged this season of Jersey Shore out.

The gang heads to the Everglades. MTV is really milking the Florida thing. Minus 5.

Sitch scares JWoww with his frog legs. We mean actual dismembered frog parts, not his own legs, which are frog-like compared to that HGH-enhanced chest. Plus 4.

The restroom tryst starring the Situation during the last night at the club might have set the sanitary bar lower than ever. Not a small feat for Jersey Shore. Minus 6.

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JWoww of Jersey Shore will not be posing nude in Playboy after all. She will, however, continue posing nearly nude on every other conceivable occasion.

That's just how the girl rolls. Straight up filthy and proud of it.

JWoww VMA Picture

The reality star, whose real name is Jenni Farley, had been rumored to be posing for Playboy for some time, but revealed that she turned down the offer.

Why turn down an easy $400,000 (!) for the naked pictorial?

QUEEN OF CLEAVE: JWoww won't get naked, though.

"There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon," JWoww said Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.

Perhaps it could be a Jersey Shore spinoff, although it's been rumored of late that MTV wants her out and to focus on a show featuring Snooki solo.

"We'd love to do one, but nothing's confirmed," she said, although she and Snooki are teaming up in another way: "We are moving in together!"

"That's a guarantee. [Snooki] is an awesome roommate. [We] lived together three times and not have any arguments ... we can make it work."

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One good ass-whomping deserves another. At least that's JWoww's take on her possible girl-on-girl TNA Wrestling rematch with Cookie.

The Jersey Shore star is game for round two against the sad excuse for a wrestler who JWoww kicked the living crap out of just last week.

Cookie, an angry little Snooki look-alike, has been talking serious smack for a girl who just got demolished, saying JWoww's too chicken.

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COOKIE CRUMBLES: JWoww guarantees it. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Sources say JWoww would revel in doing it again, though. "Cookie didn't even get one good punch in with her," a Woww insider told TMZ.

"JWoww would absolutely be down for a rematch with that trash."

No word on when the two will go at it, but odds are that it'll happen - and she'll perform better than The Situation on Dancing With the Stars.

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Last night's Jersey Shore was titled "Deja Vu All Over Again." Fitting, as the plight of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino continued for a second straight week.

After the self-proclaimed King of Pimps ran afoul of Snooki last week, he struck out with more girls, got the gang booted from da club and failed as a wingman.

We felt bad ... for Pauly D. Below, THG breaks down the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's episode of the show in its patented +/- recap ...

GTF Out!

Not DTF? Then GTF out!

Snooki becomes homesick after saying goodbye to her friend Ryder and contemplates leaving. Minus 7, because we know filming ends in a matter of days.

The Situation kicks a girl out of his bed after she tells him she doesn't want to hook up, leading to one of our favorite exchanges this season. Sitch: "Don't come over to somebody's house at f*%king 5 a.m. and expect to play checkers." Non-DTF Girl: "I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!" LOL. Guy is like 28. Plus 28.

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Rumors surrounding a Jersey Shore spinoff continue to surface, with the latest being that JWoww (Jenni Farley) has been given the boot from an all-new series that was supposed to co-star herself and Snooki (Nicole Polizzi).

According to Us Weekly, MTV prefers the Princess of Poughkeepsie solo.

Snooki Bites

DYNAMIC DUO: MTV reportedly prefers the smaller, orange half.

Executives think focusing on Snooki will be a bigger hit, so they pushed JWoww out," an insider says, although MTV refused comment on all things Jersey Shore.

The Snooki dating show rumor has also been shot down by the orange one herself, but that may be contractual, or the show may not be about just dating.

Snook is reportedly seeing Jionni LaValle now, which may play into the plans to find love on TV too. Who knows. Regardless, she's got a lot on her plate.

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JWoww (Jenni Farley) from Jersey Shore is built like a brick house. Some poor sucker signed up to fight her on the TNA Wrestling circuit and found out first hand.

No, it wasn't Angelina Pivarnick. But JWoww did smack around a Snooki wannabe like a rag doll in a taped segment for Spike TV's "TNA iMPACT" in Orlando, Fla.

JWowwza

The mauling airs on Thursday. She earned $15,000 for her troubles, or about three grand per minute. No wonder TNA wants JWoww back on a regular basis ...

J-POWW: She came, she saw, she beat some ass and won the belt.

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Oh, Angeliner. We're sort of going to miss you.

The second-grade grammar, the lack of personal hygiene, the drama. The house won't be the same, even if it's better off without this classy Staten Island product.

Following many near-fights and one epic throwdown, Angelina Pivarnick bid farewell to Jersey Shore for the second straight year. Like we said, for the best.

As always, THG's here to break down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Eff Off

Angelina Pivarnick summed up in a single image.

Angelina Pivarnick deserves a Plus 10 right off the bat for getting every single cast member - most of whom are genuinely nice people despite their trashy antics - to despise her. A rare feat. Drama sometimes happens, but this girl just creates it.

"I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds," Snooki stated. "She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you wanna make out with me, just ask. I will say yes." Gross, really? Minus 8.

Pauly D is seriously wifing up his Cuban girl! Plus 5.

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JWoww, a.k.a. Jenni Farley, is getting prepared to show off her rockin' body like never before. Soon we'll see it in all its silicone and HGH-fueled glory.

"Final offer is standing," JWoww tells E! Online of the deal the Jersey Shore star has been quietly working on this summer to pose nude in Playboy.

"Hopefully, it will go through."

JWoww Bikini Pic

ALL NATURAL: JWoww hasn't had ANY work done. No way.

Still, it's unclear if we'll be saying wow or JWOWW when the issue comes out, if you know what we mean. We mean whether she'll be full-frontal.

"It hasn't been talked about yet," she said.

Earlier this year, the reality star shot down rumors that she was getting another boob job. JWoww says she's more than happy with her current size.

"Going bigger would not work for me," she said, showing surprising restraint. Heidi Montag has had at least 2-3. Gotta step up your game, Jenni.

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Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

As always, THG is here to break down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from "All in the Family" in its patented plus-minus recap below ...

Angelina and Jose

Poor Jose. Fool's getting straight up played by Angelina.

Angelina smushing Vinny while sort of dating Jose pissed off everyone in the house. Except Ronnie, who says she's got game. Hey, he's not a hypocrite! Plus 8.

The Situation is incredulous, calling her "the Staten Island Ferry ... everybody gets a ride, and it's free." LOL, but Minus 3, because "his boy" Ron is the same.

Snooki on Ange: "You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it." So wrong on so many levels. Minus 19.

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Jenni 'JWOWW' Farley Biography

JWOWW Picture Jenni Farley is a cast member on the hit show Jersey Shore. The program debuted in late 2009 and the cast members are wicked trashy, but... More »
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