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It's been a tough week for guys hoping to ogle their favorite hotties naked.

First, pimp/father Joe Simpson announced there would be no Jessica Simpson nude in a porn star role anytime soon.

Now, it's Scarlett Johansson turning away a similar option.

Despite circulating reports and Jenna Jameson's hopes that the actress is just the right mix of sexy and mysterious, Scarlett Johansson will not play the porn star in the film adaptation of her autobiography. Possibly since she's not skinny enough?

"Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project," says her rep. "She also has no interest in playing this role."

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Maybe Scarlett Johansson could be convinced? Sorry, but a body like that is just made for certain roles. Can't someone talk her into it? Anyway, moving on.

Speaking at the Comic Con convention in San Diego this weekend, Jenna Jameson, 33, said she was smitten with the 22-year-old Johansson after seeing her Golden Globe-nominated turn in the 2003 film Lost in Translation.

"I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy," Jameson said. "I was like, ‘This girl could play me.'"

Though she has met Scarlett Johansson only briefly, Jameson said their encounter left an impression. "I love her," Jameson said. "She's amazing. She's smart, she's funny… stunning."

Jameson said it will be called Heartbreaker, based on Jameson's 2004 book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, in which she detailed her rise to stardom in the porn industry.

Casting is crucial, said Jenna Jameson, emphasizing that the film needs more than just a pretty face. You know what she's talking about.

"I don't want someone who's going to go in there and be like bouncing around," she said. "I want someone who can bring some depth."

Alas, the only screening Scarlett is going to make of this kind will be a private one, for reported beau Ryan Reynolds.

How risque Jenna's movie is remains to be seen. Asked if it will be explicit, Jameson said, "It has to be. Not because we want to draw fans. Because I want to tell the true story."

Jenna, let us be the first to recommend Eva Mendes or Megan Fox for the part. They may look nothing like you, but they don't shy away from nude photos!

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This just in: Tricia Helfer is sexy.

Fans of Battlestar Gallactica - and hot women in general - are shocked by that, we know.

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But it's now official: the actress has been listed at #63 on FHM magazine's ranking of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World.

Who joined this blonde goddess?

Model Marisa Miller was considered the tenth hottest babe. Here are a few more from the poll:

88. Rachel Bilson. She's moved beyond Summer Roberts and The OC by now. And while she may be in the arms of Hayden Christensen, she's also in the hearts of men everywhere.

65. Megan Fox. Will star in this summer's blockbuster, Transformers. May also star in the fantasy of many men after this quote: "I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house."

37. Jenna Jameson. Yes, a porn star can still be sexy.

Even when the mystery of Jenna Jameson nude is pretty much gone at this point. Helping this hottie's cause? She has been rumored to have had a sexual tryst with Jenny McCarthy.

21. Christina Aguilera. Remember when there was a debate between her and Britney Spears?

Seriously, we weren't sure who was sexier a couple years ago. Now, though? Let's just say we're very jealous that Jordan Bratman gets to see Christina Aguilera nude every Sunday.

2. Katharine McPhee. With apologies to Haley Scarnato and Antonella Barba, this is the true American Idol beauty.

While Taylor Hicks may have somehow beat her out as last year's champion, few top Katharine McPhee in the looks department.

1. Jessica Alba. We agree. Damn that Cash Warren.

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While rumors about the recent weight loss of Jenna Jameson have been ongoing, at least one unfortunate reason why this porn legend may be undergoing physical trauma has been revealed:

In November 2004, Jameson went to the dermatologist to treat some veins on her back - and was shocked when the doctor discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.

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Then, before the ex-wife of Jay Grdina could go into surgery, a blood test revealed that she was two months pregnant. However, her joy soon turned to sadness.

The day after she received the happy news, the porn star miscarried, probably due to the stress of the cancer.

The following month, Jameson had the mole excised and has been 100 percent cancer-free ever since. Hence, the subsequent partying with Paris Hilton and others.

The 33-year-old devout Catholic (and author of How to Make Love Like a Porn Star) told Us Weekly that she's made peace with her heartbreak.

"If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn't have had the surgery," she said. "So it was all in God's plan."

We didn't know devout Catholics could be adult film actresses. That's sort of like Sanjaya Malakar being a talent scout.

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We can barely see the newly skeletal Jenna Jameson.

Reportedly, fans in Miami now wish they never had the chance to at this weekend's Exxxotica film expo.

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The porn star, who recently underwent a botched vaginoplasty, let down fans that showed up to get her autograph.

While she didn't get into any breast-related trouble, as fellow adult movie legend Ron Jeremy did recently, word has it that Jenna was bitten by the jealousy bug.

"She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days, yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance," one source told the New York Post.

She also allegedly refused to answer fans' questions about her Nicole Richie-like weight or her surgery.

Then, she supposedly left early when she saw that fellow porn actress Tera Patrick had a longer line of fans and admirers than she did.

For their part, event organizers say they were happy with her participation. Exxxotica's Jay Handy said: "Jenna fulfilled her contract, and Jenna had a classic Jenna fan line - the biggest line, that wrapped around the Convention Hall."

Jameson blames her extreme weight loss on stress from her ongoing divorce from estranged husband Jay Grdina.

We'll let you know what Keira Knightley blames her weight loss on if she ever talks to us again.

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Jenna Jameson has lost a lot of weight recently. The porn star will readily admit as much.

But it's not because she's on drugs and it's not because she has an eating disorder like certain anonymous people named Nicole Richie.

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According to her very own MySpace account, the most famous adult film star in the world is going through .... a divorce. So we guess it makes sense she's lost so much weight. Here are Jenna's own words on the matter:

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me.

Of course, the ex in question - Jay Grdina - shot back. On his MySpace page. Here's one excerpt of his long rant:

The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth....this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person ...

Jay could go on and on. And he does.

But this has obviously been a tough week for the guy - first, Shanna Moakler gets back together with Travis Barker; and then Jenna goes on the attack.

In the grander scheme of life, though, we hope Reese Witherspoon is now careful. Eat through the divorce pain, honey.

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Move over, Hilary Duff. You aren't the only celebrity feeling pressure to lose weight.

In the past, Jenna Jameson only felt the pressure of the next porn star on top of her - but take a look at the pictures below. What happened to the buxom-laden blonde that so often swallowed ... food during her film shoots?

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Recently, the close, non-virginal pal of Paris Hilton has been disappearing every time she turns sideways. The adult movie queen may be used to being on top of men and/or women, but these days, she's on top of the shrinking world of actresses and singers.

Granted, Jenna has a long way to go until she's in the class of Keira Knightley. Or Nicole Richie. But we hope she stops trying to match them post-meal vomit for post-meal vomit.

Then again, Knightley might be joing Jameson's world of porn soon, according to recent comics. Perhaps these two are trading places and we'll see Jenna swashbuckling with Johnny Depp one of these days.

Stranger things have happened. Like Tara Conner actually remaining sober.

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Here's a Hollywood Gossip exclusive:

Jenna Jameson is not a virgin.

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Neither, for that matter, is Paris Hilton.

But that isn't stopping either promiscuous blonde from offering her services to bedroom first-timers anyway.

As celebrity sex tape experts, Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.

The man behind it? Actually not David Hans Schmidt.

Instead, the show will be brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp.

To help stock this televised cry for help, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; yes, he'll solicit actual, live virgins in those cities.

"Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt.

Has he called Sadie Murray?

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Seems like it's everywhere these days in the world of The Hollywood Gossip. Not that we are complaining, mind you - it's just a little bit strange.

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On one hand, you have the guys who can't watch enough of it (Craig Schelske, Charlie Sheen, et al.) and the wannabe amateur stars, those who pull ridiculous, raunchy stunts just to stay in the public eye. Oh come on. Not even a ditz like Britney Spears is dumb enough to go clubbing with no pants on by accident.

Then there are the actual practitioners of the world's oldest profession, who seem to grab more than their fair share of headlines. Kendra Jade may have played a role in Britney's divorce from Kevin Federline. And who would have guessed that Mary Carey not only has a name similar to a certain pop star - she has sex for a living!

Then, most recently, the most famous adult film star alive, Jenna Jameson, was back in the news after being officially divorced by her husband. She's already in a new relationship with Ultimate Fighter, Tito Ortiz, a seemingly nice gentleman who we would definitely try to avoid f*%king with. But it's good to see she's into him, whatever her reasons might be.

Seriously, look at the guy's dome. It is monstrous. That piece probably has its own gravitational pull. If he weren't the type of man who could snap us in two, we would make many more offensive jokes as his expense right now. But alas, he is. And we have a soft spot for Jenna, too. Good luck Tito and Jenna, from all of us!

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Porn stars are being dragged into court more than bedrooms these days.

First, Mary Carey is in a battle with Mariah Carey for trademark infringement over the two divas' similar sounding names. And because Mariah is desperate to get back in the news.

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Now, Jenna Jameson is locked in a legal fight of a differnet kind; shehas filed for separation from her husband of three and a half years.

Jameson, whose legal last name is Massoli, has been estranged from husband Jay Grdina. Grdina, also a porn star, performs under the name Justin Sterling, for those keeping track of such things at home.

The couple has no children and Jameson has recently been linked to Dave Navarro, despite also being in a serious relationship with Ultimate Fighting contestant, Tito Ortiz.

With no prenup in place, the porn queen is in danger of losing millions. But she could have it a lot worse. Just ask fellow adult film actress, Kendra Jade. She's been touched by Kevin Federline.

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The Marines may like to look at Jenna Jameson, but sadly, that enjoyable act will be restricted to magazines and videos like the rest of us (Craig Schelske included, no doubt).

The reason we bring this up is not because of our love for Jenna Jameson pictures, but because the porn star's boyfriend, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, was scheduled to give a speech as a guest of honor in front of 800 men in uniform at a "birthday" ball at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego on November 12.

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Ortiz was uninvited, unfortunately after the Marine Corps brass found out he was going to bring Jameson as his date.

He received an e-mail from Maj. Jason Johnston stating:

"There is some serious consternation here about having your girlfriend attend our ball. Of course I, and a lot of Marines, are very excited about it, [but] many of our commanders feel it might be inappropriate for the type of event we are having... it is professionally embarrassing for me to have to possibly retract our invitation, especially when I am such a big fan."

Seriously. Weak. We know the military doesn't want Lindsay Lohan, but come on. These guys (and girls) work so hard, they deserve a visit by Jameson. Shame.

In any case, Ortiz and Jameson are making other plans -- which hopefully involve watching the Dustin Diamond sex tape and getting some pointers.

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I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies! I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!

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Yes, I can confirm I'm pregnant. It's still early, so I'm being cautious. I'm resting as much as possible. I'm so happy!

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