Jenna Jameson

Porn.

Seems like it's everywhere these days in the world of The Hollywood Gossip. Not that we are complaining, mind you - it's just a little bit strange.

On one hand, you have the guys who can't watch enough of it (Craig Schelske, Charlie Sheen, et al.) and the wannabe amateur stars, those who pull ridiculous, raunchy stunts just to stay in the public eye. Oh come on. Not even a ditz like Britney Spears is dumb enough to go clubbing with no pants on by accident.

Then there are the actual practitioners of the world's oldest profession, who seem to grab more than their fair share of headlines. Kendra Jade may have played a role in Britney's divorce from Kevin Federline. And who would have guessed that Mary Carey not only has a name similar to a certain pop star - she has sex for a living!

Then, most recently, the most famous adult film star alive, Jenna Jameson, was back in the news after being officially divorced by her husband. She's already in a new relationship with Ultimate Fighter, Tito Ortiz, a seemingly nice gentleman who we would definitely try to avoid f*%king with. But it's good to see she's into him, whatever her reasons might be.

Seriously, look at the guy's dome. It is monstrous. That piece probably has its own gravitational pull. If he weren't the type of man who could snap us in two, we would make many more offensive jokes as his expense right now. But alas, he is. And we have a soft spot for Jenna, too. Good luck Tito and Jenna, from all of us!

Porn stars are being dragged into court more than bedrooms these days.

First, Mary Carey is in a battle with Mariah Carey for trademark infringement over the two divas' similar sounding names. And because Mariah is desperate to get back in the news.

Now, Jenna Jameson is locked in a legal fight of a differnet kind; shehas filed for separation from her husband of three and a half years.

Jameson, whose legal last name is Massoli, has been estranged from husband Jay Grdina. Grdina, also a porn star, performs under the name Justin Sterling, for those keeping track of such things at home.

The couple has no children and Jameson has recently been linked to Dave Navarro, despite also being in a serious relationship with Ultimate Fighting contestant, Tito Ortiz.

With no prenup in place, the porn queen is in danger of losing millions. But she could have it a lot worse. Just ask fellow adult film actress, Kendra Jade. She's been touched by Kevin Federline.

The Marines may like to look at Jenna Jameson, but sadly, that enjoyable act will be restricted to magazines and videos like the rest of us (Craig Schelske included, no doubt).

The reason we bring this up is not because of our love for Jenna Jameson pictures, but because the porn star's boyfriend, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, was scheduled to give a speech as a guest of honor in front of 800 men in uniform at a "birthday" ball at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego on November 12.

Ortiz was uninvited, unfortunately after the Marine Corps brass found out he was going to bring Jameson as his date.

He received an e-mail from Maj. Jason Johnston stating:

"There is some serious consternation here about having your girlfriend attend our ball. Of course I, and a lot of Marines, are very excited about it, [but] many of our commanders feel it might be inappropriate for the type of event we are having... it is professionally embarrassing for me to have to possibly retract our invitation, especially when I am such a big fan."

Seriously. Weak. We know the military doesn't want Lindsay Lohan, but come on. These guys (and girls) work so hard, they deserve a visit by Jameson. Shame.

In any case, Ortiz and Jameson are making other plans -- which hopefully involve watching the Dustin Diamond sex tape and getting some pointers.

You know, for someone who's giving up sex for a year, Paris Hilton is hanging out with the individual that may know more about knocking boots thann anyone else on the planet.

Yes, folks, that is Jenna Jameson alongside the HO-tel heiress. Leave a comment now and let us know how many men you think each one bedded during this evening out ...

The 2007 Lingerie Bowl is months away, but one key player has already been placed on the Physically Unable to Perform list. Which is not un-ironic, considering her occupation.

Adult film goddess Jenna Jameson has reportedly been told she cannot play in the much-anticipated event for safety reasons. Her insurance provider fears the possibility of Jameson being injured in the event, which takes place somewhere during halftime of Super Bowl XLI. It features ladies in lingerie playing football. Badly. But come on. No one cares.

Worried about the protecting the star's valuable assets, Jenna's life insurance company apparently doesn't want her lining up under center and calling for the ball(s).

We're not even sure where we were going with that one, but it sounds at least a little dirty, right? Nice.

Have no fear, fans. You will still get to see J-squared in all her glory... and underwear.

The XXX-rated "actress" will serve as the game's color commentator, decked out in alluring lingerie.

Jenna is currently separated from her husband, Jay Grdina, who aslo performs in adult films under the name Justin Sterling. Jenna is now dating former Jane's Addiction and Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist Dave Navarro, who is currently divorcing wife Carmen Electra (who is not scheduled to play in the Lingerie Bowl either, disappointingly).

Neither Jenna, nor the Lingerie Bowl, nor Prince, who is presently slated to head up the Super Bowl's actual halftime entertainment, had comment.

Look, we don't know if Dave Navarro cheated on Carmen Electra or not, leading to the couple's divorce. We're not here to judge or make wild assertations. (Editor's note: this is wholly untrue. That's all The Gossip is good for.)

But we do know this: there's no doubt the former Red Hot Chili Peppers member is having sex right now.

How can we be so sure? Because it's been confirmed that Navarro is dating porn legend, Jenna Jameson.

Jameson's publicist confirmed that the town bicycle actress has split from her husband and is, in fact, dating Navarro. Good for them, we say. But it leaves us with a nagging question:

If Dave convinces Jenna to include her wax figure in any bedroom shenanigans, will it count as a threesome? Discuss.

We thought we'd seen it all with an Angelina Jolie wax figure. It doesn't get any hotter - or dirtier - than that, right?

Consider The Gossip mistaken. The designer of the body double for Jenna Jameson didn't even bother with clothes; she knew her subject well!

Forget K-Fed's mom, Ron Jeremy, wax that fine piece of wax!