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Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.

Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.

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It was a tough call, but we picked Kelly Belly as the winner. Woo! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of entries!

Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.

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Now, if only we could get the former porn star to eat some of it.

As a surprise for boyfriend Tito Ortiz, Jenna Jameson recently popped out of his birthday cake.

She then shocked onlookers by doing her best Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton impression. Guests looked on, aghast. Chefs looked on, pleased that there was one less person they had to cook for at the party.

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Jenna Jameson may no longer have giant boobs - a plastic surgeon cut those down to size last month - but it doesn't appear as though Tito Ortiz cares, does it?

This huge-headed Ultimate Fighter is psyched to go home with his girlfriend in the scene captured below. Forget Paulina James, he's thinking. I get to do naughty things to the world's most famous porn star.

Score.

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There was a time when Jenna Jameson nude was a common sight. Now, sadly, this image has been replaced by one of a gaunt former porn star.

We can't even imagine what current adult film celebrities such as Paulina James would say about the fall of this industry icon. We'll try to ask these actresses, once they get off their knees and off any Xerox machines. 

Jameson's ex-husband, Jay Grdina, appears to have pulled out just in time. But that's not too shocking. After all, the man is a former porn star himself.

He knows all about that kind of timing.

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Jenna Jameson is the anti-Heidi Montag.

No, we don't mean she's dating a perfect gentleman (although we're sure UFC figher Tito Ortiz is very nice). Instead, we're referring to the fact that this former adult film star actually underwent a breast reduction two weeks ago.

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As Victoria Beckham and her enormous boobs shake themselves in dismay over this notion, Jameson spoke with Us Weekly about the procedure and more...

On why she had her implants removed:
"When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I'd wear high-necked clothes â€" unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don't I be who I am and get my real ones back?"

On how removing the implants changed her:
"Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!"

On how she felt post-surgery:
"Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn't supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17."

On whether she's done with porn forever:
"Yes. A hundred percent."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: More roles just opened up for Paulina James.

On who will play her in a movie about her life:
"I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Maybe that's why a nude Sienna Miller was showing off her body this week. She's practicing for the role.

On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
"I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I'm coming home to brand new boobies.'"

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by Mischalova at . Comments

This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse:

Nicole Richie may have bigger boobs than Jenna Jameson.

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We're barely kidding. New photos of Joel Madden's pregnant girlfriend make it apparent her previously gaunt figure and chest are receiving sizable boosts from the baby growing inside her stomach.

Jameson, meanwhile? Yikes. What would fellow porn star Kendra Jade say about the image of this former busty blond below?

While previous stick figures such as Richie, Keira Knightley and Kate Bosworth are actually packing on some pounds, Jenna looks less healthy than the relationship between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag. It's getting sad.

In the past, ex-flame Jay Grdina mocked Jameson for her tremendous weight loss, but this is no longer a laughing matter. Someone needs to shove something in Jenna's mouth ASAP.

Tito Ortiz, that's your job, right?

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It's been a tough week for guys hoping to ogle their favorite hotties naked.

First, pimp/father Joe Simpson announced there would be no Jessica Simpson nude in a porn star role anytime soon.

Now, it's Scarlett Johansson turning away a similar option.

Despite circulating reports and Jenna Jameson's hopes that the actress is just the right mix of sexy and mysterious, Scarlett Johansson will not play the porn star in the film adaptation of her autobiography. Possibly since she's not skinny enough?

"Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project," says her rep. "She also has no interest in playing this role."

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Maybe Scarlett Johansson could be convinced? Sorry, but a body like that is just made for certain roles. Can't someone talk her into it? Anyway, moving on.

Speaking at the Comic Con convention in San Diego this weekend, Jenna Jameson, 33, said she was smitten with the 22-year-old Johansson after seeing her Golden Globe-nominated turn in the 2003 film Lost in Translation.

"I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy," Jameson said. "I was like, ‘This girl could play me.'"

Though she has met Scarlett Johansson only briefly, Jameson said their encounter left an impression. "I love her," Jameson said. "She's amazing. She's smart, she's funny… stunning."

Jameson said it will be called Heartbreaker, based on Jameson's 2004 book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, in which she detailed her rise to stardom in the porn industry.

Casting is crucial, said Jenna Jameson, emphasizing that the film needs more than just a pretty face. You know what she's talking about.

"I don't want someone who's going to go in there and be like bouncing around," she said. "I want someone who can bring some depth."

Alas, the only screening Scarlett is going to make of this kind will be a private one, for reported beau Ryan Reynolds.

How risque Jenna's movie is remains to be seen. Asked if it will be explicit, Jameson said, "It has to be. Not because we want to draw fans. Because I want to tell the true story."

Jenna, let us be the first to recommend Eva Mendes or Megan Fox for the part. They may look nothing like you, but they don't shy away from nude photos!

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This just in: Tricia Helfer is sexy.

Fans of Battlestar Gallactica - and hot women in general - are shocked by that, we know.

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But it's now official: the actress has been listed at #63 on FHM magazine's ranking of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World.

Who joined this blonde goddess?

Model Marisa Miller was considered the tenth hottest babe. Here are a few more from the poll:

88. Rachel Bilson. She's moved beyond Summer Roberts and The OC by now. And while she may be in the arms of Hayden Christensen, she's also in the hearts of men everywhere.

65. Megan Fox. Will star in this summer's blockbuster, Transformers. May also star in the fantasy of many men after this quote: "I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house."

37. Jenna Jameson. Yes, a porn star can still be sexy.

Even when the mystery of Jenna Jameson nude is pretty much gone at this point. Helping this hottie's cause? She has been rumored to have had a sexual tryst with Jenny McCarthy.

21. Christina Aguilera. Remember when there was a debate between her and Britney Spears?

Seriously, we weren't sure who was sexier a couple years ago. Now, though? Let's just say we're very jealous that Jordan Bratman gets to see Christina Aguilera nude every Sunday.

2. Katharine McPhee. With apologies to Haley Scarnato and Antonella Barba, this is the true American Idol beauty.

While Taylor Hicks may have somehow beat her out as last year's champion, few top Katharine McPhee in the looks department.

1. Jessica Alba. We agree. Damn that Cash Warren.

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While rumors about the recent weight loss of Jenna Jameson have been ongoing, at least one unfortunate reason why this porn legend may be undergoing physical trauma has been revealed:

In November 2004, Jameson went to the dermatologist to treat some veins on her back - and was shocked when the doctor discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.

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Then, before the ex-wife of Jay Grdina could go into surgery, a blood test revealed that she was two months pregnant. However, her joy soon turned to sadness.

The day after she received the happy news, the porn star miscarried, probably due to the stress of the cancer.

The following month, Jameson had the mole excised and has been 100 percent cancer-free ever since. Hence, the subsequent partying with Paris Hilton and others.

The 33-year-old devout Catholic (and author of How to Make Love Like a Porn Star) told Us Weekly that she's made peace with her heartbreak.

"If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn't have had the surgery," she said. "So it was all in God's plan."

We didn't know devout Catholics could be adult film actresses. That's sort of like Sanjaya Malakar being a talent scout.

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We can barely see the newly skeletal Jenna Jameson.

Reportedly, fans in Miami now wish they never had the chance to at this weekend's Exxxotica film expo.

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The porn star, who recently underwent a botched vaginoplasty, let down fans that showed up to get her autograph.

While she didn't get into any breast-related trouble, as fellow adult movie legend Ron Jeremy did recently, word has it that Jenna was bitten by the jealousy bug.

"She was contractually supposed to show up for a total of six hours in two days, yet arrived late both days and blew off the event 45 minutes early on the second day of her appearance," one source told the New York Post.

She also allegedly refused to answer fans' questions about her Nicole Richie-like weight or her surgery.

Then, she supposedly left early when she saw that fellow porn actress Tera Patrick had a longer line of fans and admirers than she did.

For their part, event organizers say they were happy with her participation. Exxxotica's Jay Handy said: "Jenna fulfilled her contract, and Jenna had a classic Jenna fan line - the biggest line, that wrapped around the Convention Hall."

Jameson blames her extreme weight loss on stress from her ongoing divorce from estranged husband Jay Grdina.

We'll let you know what Keira Knightley blames her weight loss on if she ever talks to us again.

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