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Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.

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Now, if only we could get the former porn star to eat some of it.

As a surprise for boyfriend Tito Ortiz, Jenna Jameson recently popped out of his birthday cake.

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Jenna Jameson may no longer have giant boobs - a plastic surgeon cut those down to size last month - but it doesn't appear as though Tito Ortiz cares, does it?

This huge-headed Ultimate Fighter is psyched to go home with his girlfriend in the scene captured below. Forget Paulina James, he's thinking. I get to do naughty things to the world's most famous porn star.

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There was a time when Jenna Jameson nude was a common sight. Now, sadly, this image has been replaced by one of a gaunt former porn star.

We can't even imagine what current adult film celebrities such as Paulina James would say about the fall of this industry icon. We'll try to ask these actresses, once they get off their knees and off any Xerox machines. 

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Jenna Jameson is the anti-Heidi Montag.

No, we don't mean she's dating a perfect gentleman (although we're sure UFC figher Tito Ortiz is very nice). Instead, we're referring to the fact that this former adult film star actually underwent a breast reduction two weeks ago.

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While rumors about the recent weight loss of Jenna Jameson have been ongoing, at least one unfortunate reason why this porn legend may be undergoing physical trauma has been revealed:

In November 2004, Jameson went to the dermatologist to treat some veins on her back - and was shocked when the doctor discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.

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Jenna Jameson Biography

Jenna Jameson Naked Jenna Jameson is the world's most famous porn star. A lot of guys have seen her naked. She's retired now, though, and is focusing on... More »
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Jenna Jameson Quotes

I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies! I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!

Jenna Jameson

Yes, I can confirm I'm pregnant. It's still early, so I'm being cautious. I'm resting as much as possible. I'm so happy!

Jenna Jameson