Jenelle Evans Twitter

Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is lashing out at Twitter fans wanting to know what's going on between herself and embattled husband Courtland Rogers.

This is pretty much the definition of irony.

Making bad decisions is one thing, but being stunned or incredulous by what are both repeated and wholly predictable outcomes is quite another.

If you hang out with bad news individuals who do drugs, you too increase your chances of being a heroin addict and/or inmate. Pretty simple, no?

Similarly, if you broadcast every detail of your private life - including levying serious allegations against the men in your life - people respond in kind.

That's what makes Jenelle Evans' temper tantrum on Twitter so hilarious.

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In news that makes the pregnant Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries look long and blissful, Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers have parted ways.

Just 26 days after they tied the knot. Those of you who had one month in our official pool were pretty much right on the money. Nicely done, THGers.

The first signs of trouble for the duo started brewing last week, when a late-night outing for Jenelle led to divorce talk and rumors that she was back on heroin.

Rogers accused her ex, Kieffer Delp, of getting her hooked on it, then voiced concern that she was sneaking around doing drugs behind his back.

After a change of heart and a few deleted tweets, they were back on as if nothing happened ... until last night when Courtland Rogers called it off. Why?

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A new naked photo scandal involving Jenelle Evans has surfaced, and her sometime friend James Duffy is the man some speculate is responsible.

You know, the guy behind her arrests for cyber-stalking ... and harassment.

If you recall (we're sort of jealous of you if you don't), Jenelle Evans nude pics leaked this spring showing her before and after plastic surgery.

Now, an unidentified person close to Jenelle has published more photos of her fully nude taken before the Teen Mom 2 star got fake boobs.

Who took them, who leaked them and why? All unclear.

"Leave me the f**k alone, PLEASE. I hope u die. I'm so upset," Jenelle Evans tweeted when she realized what had happened over the weekend.

It is very possible she is referring to Duffy, her former friend. Not a bad guess as he's threatened to tweet damaging pics of Jenelle in the past.

In typical fashion, Jenelle egged him on, proclaiming that he was all talk, no action ... something she probably regrets if Duffy is indeed the culprit.

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Jenelle Evans RIPPED Snooki this week for being a bad mother ... before she's even become a mother and because of a quote Snooki probably didn't say.

Not known for her fact-checking or calm demeanor, this one.

Evans Tweeted out of nowhere: "omg, no offense... but u call ME a bad mother... but look what @snooki said about her baby... thats straight F--KED UP."

What did Snooki supposedly say about her unborn baby?

Jenelle Evans linked to a Reddit photo of Snooki with the quote, "There is no way I'm changing any diapers when my baby is born. That is disgusting."

"That's what maids are for and babysitters. I don't have time for that. I'll have them do that stuff. I'll be there for the good parts, like dressing my son up, making sure he got style. You don't have to cook or clean or change diapers to be a good mother."

"My son will have everything he wants. He's going to be a little star like his mommy."

That's a pretty terrible quote ... but there's no evidence Snooki ever said it. She's mused about her fetus cheering on her orgasms, yes, but nothing like this.

Also, when was the last time Jenelle even SAW Jace? Just asking.

Later, Evans tweeted again, saying, "hahahahaha what did @snooki say back to me? she blocked me from twitter... figures. cant take criticism like i can."

Right Jenelle. We're sure that's it. Hours later, Snook wrote: "FYI, I can't wait to change sh---y diapers & I don't even believe in maids. Just sayin."

True enough ... have you seen the squalor Snooki lives in?!

Hell hath no fury like Jenelle Evans.

The Teen Mom 2 terror won't rest until her ex-fiance, Gary Head, is legally prohibited from getting anywhere near her after their alleged, violent altercation.

Meanwhile, she and on-off boyfriend Kieffer Delp, who swooped in five seconds after she and Gary split, are warring on Twitter ... anyone surprised?

Jenelle and Gary officially severed their doomed engagement this June after a violent fight, which left both with assault and drug possession charges.

She would now like a no-contact order against Gary and says she has photo evidence of the physical damage he did to her while they were together.

The reality star tweeted a picture of a broken phone yesterday - hinting her ex was behind that BRUTAL attack - as a preview of today's court date.

"Remember smashing my phone into pieces?! Can't wait until Wednesday when I have court. :)" she tweeted ... before moving on to her current BF.

Ah, Kieffer Delp. One day he's gripping every inch of Jenelle Evans nude and posting Twitter pics to prove it. The next day, they're estranged again.

There was some sort of altercation this morning, which resulted in Jenelle railing against him, using a string of expletives on (where else) Twitter.

Kieffer seems self-aware at least, writing, "we never stay that in love for more than two hours anyway it was always gonna b like this no matter what."

Love. It doesn't get any more poignant than this.

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Jenelle Evans, possibly the craziest MTV reality star of all time - not a small feat mind you - has certainly proven adept at dropping her pants.

Dropping Kieffer Delp, conversely, is something she hasn't mastered.

Once again, she is back with the deadbeat who's gotten physical with her more than once and supposedly leaked Jenelle Evans nude photos after she dumped him.

All water under the naked bridge now, though, apparently. They're totally gonna last this time. Speaking of naked pics, here's one Kieffer recently Tweeted!

As unappealing as it is to see Kieffer clutching Jenelle's bare behind, it's good to see the violent, restraining order days are behind them ... for now.

Speaking of violence and restraining orders, Jenelle Evans is in the process of getting one against ex-fiance Gary Head, who she split with in July.

Kieffer allegedly spiraled into a rage upon seeing Gary (who Jenelle accuses of assault), chasing him around the parking lot at Jenelle's court date Monday.

A day in the life of Jenelle Evans. Poor Jace.

Jenelle Evans' engagement to Gary Head did not last long.

Not that we really expected it to, but it was just two weeks ago that the Teen Mom 2 star was seventh heaven after accepting a marriage proposal from Head.

Now the MTV train wreck has called off the engagement and is involved in a bitter dispute with her (former) man over a Tiffany necklace. And Tweeting:

"Thanks to @gary_head  for stealing my $300 Tiffany necklace... What marine does that?!" She implied that the military man took it back to his base.

Also: "Thanks @gary_head  for breaking my door, when r u going to fix it ?!"

Seriously Gary Head. Breaking doors? Not cool.

When one of her followers asked if Gary could take back the engagement ring, Jenelle Evans responded that it's her property "unless he takes me to civil court."

Girl is well-versed in small-time legal disputes, for sure. For his part, Gary tweeted that yesterday was probably his "worst day ever" after the altercation.

"Her necklace is at her house hidden until I get my ring back," he said.

As of yesterday afternoon, Jenelle still had her engagement ring, so perhaps there's hope for the couple ... to get back together and then split again.

Just be glad she's not pregnant again. Probably.

Jenelle Evans is definitely not pregnant.

Despite rampant rumors flying in celebrity gossip circles, she proved as much with a smoking hot bikini pic. And by saying she's not pregnant. Or fat.

The Teen Mom 2 star, who recently got a boob job and got engaged to Gary Head (just a week after re-breaking up with Kieffer Delp), does have a new bathing suit she'd LOVE to model for you, though. Admit it, you've been fantasizing about this:

Just so there is NO doubt about the status of her womb:

"No I'm not pregnant again," the 20-year-old mother of poor Jace tweeted. "No I'm not fat. Check out my new bathing suit. :) I love it. SO BRIGHT!"

Not so bright? Jenelle Evans.

Jenelle Evans is engaged. Seriously. She broke the news herself on Twitter.

The "lucky" man is Gary Head, who she dumped and dedicated this hilariously angry video to just a couple of weeks ago! How quickly times change!

No word on when theyeven  got back together, but the troubled Teen Mom 2 star revealed that she and Gary are getting married this morning.

Jenelle Evans posted a photo of the engagement ring from Head, with the message "I'm the luckiest girl in the world to have @gary_head in my life."

Details are few and far between so far, though Jenelle has re-tweeted a bunch of people reporting that the two are engaged, so that sort of proves it.

She also replied to a follower who asked if Gary Head got the ring from a gumball machine - nicely played, follower - with a simple "no he def didn't."

The engagement comes out of virtually nowhere, as she and bad boy ex Kieffer Delp were back together when she had her boob job ... this month.

Kieffer's apparently out of the picture again, though, leaving Gary Head to see Jenelle Evans nude for the rest of their lives ... or at least probably May.

What do you think? Is she ready to get her act together, settle down and live a quiet, productive life? How long will the engagement last? Comment below!

Boning. That's why Kim Kardashian is famous. Ray J tagging it on tape.

While she's no amateur porn star (there's still time) Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is "famous" for similar reasons. Getting naked and ending up with a kid.

So you really have to wonder if there's ever been a klearer kase of the pot kalling the kettle black when Jenelle rips Kim's krappy new song on Twitter:

"Kim Kardashian .. dude that song sucks u made lol sorry to say makes me think even more to myself, why r u famous again?" Lmao. Valid point, but ...

WHY R U FAMOUS? For Jenelle and Kim, these pics answer that.

It's possible that Jenelle's kriticism was rooted in Kim's recent komments about Teen Mom. The ho-cialite encouraged girls not to look up to MTV stars.

Jenelle seems to agree with Kim, though. Her recent Us Weekly cover story bore the headline "I'm Not Ready to Be a Mom." Not a huge glamorization.

Also, Evans apparently doesn't mind other members of the Kardashian krew.

The mother of Jace recently Tweeted to Kim's younger sibling: "@KhloeKardashian lol u make me laugh u tweet like every 2 mins it's crazy."

So we think we've got Jenelle figured out. In summation, Khloe and Lamar promo plus Tweeting equals comedy. Kim Kardashian singing equals STFU!