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In news that makes the pregnant Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries look long and blissful, Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers have parted ways.

Just 26 days after they tied the knot. Those of you who had one month in our official pool were pretty much right on the money. Nicely done, THGers.

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The first signs of trouble for the duo started brewing last week, when a late-night outing for Jenelle led to divorce talk and rumors that she was back on heroin.

Rogers accused her ex, Kieffer Delp, of getting her hooked on it, then voiced concern that she was sneaking around doing drugs behind his back.

After a change of heart and a few deleted tweets, they were back on as if nothing happened ... until last night when Courtland Rogers called it off. Why?

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Jenelle Evans' husband Courtland Rogers is lobbing some shocking allegations at her former boyfriend Kieffer Delp, blaming him for her addiction ... to HEROIN.

The reality star spent some time in rehab around Thanksgiving and it straightened her out, according to Courtland, who says it will all be shown on Teen Mom 2.

The root of her issues? Kieffer, who he's got a message for: Step off.

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"Just leave me and my WIFE ... Mrs. Rogers alone," Courtland (above) Tweeted to Delp this week, strongly implying his spouse almost DIED because of him.

"It's funny people think I am a junkie wait till they see this next season on how u did jenelle and got her hooked on heroin ... she almost died cuz of u dumbass."

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The ladies of Teen Mom 2 certainly have turbulent love lives.

On last night's episode, Leah and Jeremy made their relationship official, Jenelle grew closer with a guy named Josh, and Kailyn cut ties with Jordan for good.

How did all that come about? Read THG's official +/- recap!

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Kailyn Lowry and BF Jordan were technically still together, but you knew it was headed downhill fast (and not just because she married someone else this fall).

After she finds out he's been hanging out with other girls, she knows the feelings aren’t really there anymore ... and reaches out to Jo for consolation. Minus 40.

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Teen Mom 2 was back with another new episode last night, one that featured Jeremy Calvert's first appearance and apparently Jordan Wenner's last. How did it all go down?

Find out in THG's official +/- recap!

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Kailyn Lowry meets up with the friend she meets up with for obligatory, forced conversations about her relationships, and debates cutting Jordan loose.

Later she tells him he's overbearing and doesn’t trust her. He says he does trust her, she's just kind of shady. No points? We don't know how to score that.

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Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers didn't waste any time.

Evans' big sis Ashleigh Evans Wilson revealed the surprise nuptials Tuesday, just three months after they began dating and just two weeks after Rogers proposed.

The Teen Mom 2 star is a marred woman ... goodness.

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The news came as a surprise to more than just celebrity gossip readers.

"My mother was totally shocked and had to hear it from someone else," says Wilson. "Our whole family is shocked because they have not been dating very long."

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Teen Mom 2 aired another episode last night, and Jenelle Evans' obsession with Ke$ha continued to play a major role. Someone's totes buying her new album today!

Read on for THG's official +/- recap!

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Jenelle Evans, in case you missed it, failed a drug test on last week's episode and was given the choice of 45 days in jail or an extended time on probation.

She wanted to do the time and just get it over with, as probation would entail more drug tests she'd obvi fail, but jail would mean missing the Ke$ha concert! F*%K!

In the end, it was all a moot point as she failed ANOTHER drug test and was sent directly to the can. Stupid toxic wooden pipe will get you every time! Minus 30.

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Teen Mom 2 returned with a new episode last night, and relationships continued to fall apart in the transitioning lives of the fabulous four ... to various degrees.

Read on for THG's official +/- recap!

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Jenelle Evans' infamous friend, Tori, is back!

Under the condition that J's done with Kieffer Delp, that is ... which we wouldn't bet on. We know Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers are engaged, but still. Minus 30.

Even though she knows she is likely goin' to jail after the events of last week, she is looking forward to going to a Ke$ha concert for some reason. Minus 20.

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Teen Mom 2 train wreck Jenelle Evans is engaged! Again!

She and Courtland Rogers are tying the knot supposedly.

Last night, following an enthralling Teen Mom 2 episode which saw her on the brink of heading to jail for violating probation ... she announced that she and Courtland Rogers are engaged.

She showed off the ring - and offered some cryptic details:

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This week on Teen Mom 2, we found the fabulous four in familiar surroundings.

Some of those surroundings were a bit more positive than others, of course.

Let's break down last night's episode, the second of Teen Mom 2 Season 3:

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Jenelle Evans is pretty sure she's gonna fail a drug test. Doing drugs will do that. Minus 800.

That and her car broke down. When it rains it pours, as they say. What WILL she do about it?

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3 kicked off on MTV Monday, picking up right where last season left off ... well, mostly. The more things change, though, the more they stay the same.

Read on THG's +/- rundown of the craziness, emotion and baby mama drama!

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Jenelle Evans ... wow. Where do we even start with this girl. Minus 100.

Just kidding. Although we will deduct the points for her huge fake breasts.

Anyway, when we pick up the action, Jenelle's ready to turn her life around. Stop us if you've heard that before. Actually don't, we know you have. Minus 25.

"They wanna make sure you don't take somebody else's urine outta youhr pocket and puht it in da cup." - Jenelle's mom Bahhbrahh explaining drug testing. Plus 50.

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