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Come on, Teen Mom stars. Keep the legs closed already!

We're 91 percent sure this OK! Magazine cover story is BS, but given the girls' penchant for procreation and bad decision-making, you can't exactly rule it out.

The publication implies that Jenelle Evans, who doesn't even have custody of her son right now, is now expecting TRIPLETS. Pray it's not true, America. Pray.

Please No More Babies

Please, please, no.

It's rather unclear who supposedly impregnated Jenelle three times over, but whether she's getting it on Kieffer Delp or beating the ever-loving crap out of Britany Truett, Evans hasn't exactly shown that she thinks before she acts.

Basically, we doubt it's true, but it wouldn't shock us either. Knowing OK! and its track record, our bet is that it's Jenelle's sister who's expecting or something.

Meanwhile, Leah Messer and Corey Simms are allegedly trying to have a third baby of their own to save their marriage. Because that's always a surefire plan.

Finally, Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley have reunited ... for now. At the moment. Expect 911 calls to surface on THG by the end of next week if that's true.

[Photo: OK! Weekly]

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Speaking out against claims by Brittany Maggard that she profited from beating Britany Truett to a pulp, Jenelle Evans says she did nothing of the sort.

Did not profit, that is. Jenelle delivered a beating, alright.

Monday, the Teen Mom 2 star was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor for disorderly conduct after TMZ posted a video of her beating up Truett.

Jenelle Beats Up Britany

Now, the MTV reality star claims that Brittany Maggard, who instigated the fight with Truett, was the one who turned a profit with the shocking tape.

Evans charges that Maggard sold off the clip to the media for $45,000. "She told me herself and I got very upset," Evans told E! "I cried for two hours."

Maggard was arrested for violating probation (stemming from a previous assault conviction) after the video showed her encouraging Jenelle to fight.

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The girl who helped instigate Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans' fight with Britany Truett that got her arrested claims Jenelle stands to make money off the melee.

Brittany Maggard claims Jenelle only fought Truett because Maggard, Maggard's sister, and their pal Nick - who had the camera that taped it - "had her back."

After Jenelle beat Truett's ass, Maggard says she and Nick came up with the idea to sell the video, which Jenelle Evans said was a "good idea" and pursued.

Jenelle Evans Mugshot

According to Maggard, the Teen Mom train wreck got in touch with "someone she knows at a [photo] agency to purchase the video," which sold for $5,000.

Jenelle wanted a bigger cut of that than her co-conspirators because, as she said, "You wouldn't get any money if I wasn't famous!" So true and well put.

The video shows Evans pushed by Maggard toward Truett, who she accused of making a pass at her ex Kieffer Delp. Jenelle pounded her senseless.

As we told you earlier in the week, Jenelle's lawyer believes she was set up by Maggard and others who orchestrated the fight solely to cash in.

He tells TMZ that "I am very happy with [Jenelle Evans'] position. We are investigating the case and we will be ready for court on April 26."

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Brittany Maggard, who triggered Jenelle Evans' POUNDING of some girl she suspected of messing around with her ex, was arrested Tuesday afternoon.

The charge for Brittany? Violating her probation.

All she did was push Jenelle in the direction of beating recipient Britany Truett, but that's all it took for Maggard to get on the wrong side of her P.O.

Brittany Maggard Mug Shots

When the Teen Mom fight first posted on TMZ, the Department of Corrections of North Carolina set the wheels in motion to yank her probation ASAP.

She's on probation for assault. The terms of her freedom require her to obey all laws. If the DOC determines she's not, well, it's their call to pop her.

Brittany is bitter, saying it's not fair she's in more trouble than the other girls in the fight and all she did was push Jenelle. She says she's "terrified."

Of course, she was on probation for a previous ASSAULT CONVICTION, so it's hard to be sympathetic. That and she admitted instigating the brawl.

In any case, she's now free on $5,000 bond.

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Jenelle Evans has been accused of so many things.

Substance abuse. Being unable or unwilling to perform her duties as a mother. Breaking an entering. Breaking Britany Truett's face in this epic beatdown.

A plastic surgery addict, though? That's a new one!

Plastic Surgery Addicts

Too bad Jenelle can't have a brain implant done.

Also calling out Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer and original cast members Amber Portwood and Maci Bookout, In Touch says the surgical craze is widespread.

Even if this were true, does anyone care?

Amber and Jenelle have both been arrested for pummeling other human beings in fairly shocking fashion. All of the above girls got pregnant at a very young age.

There's so much to debate already - is Teen Mom bad for society, what's best for the kids, whether these loons should be in jail, etc. What's a little plastic surgery?

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The violent side of Jenelle Evans wasn't the only reason this Teen Mom 2 star gave a vicious beatdown to Britany Truett last week. She was also pushed into her enemy. Literally.

Now, Brittany Maggard, the girl who gave Jenelle the shove that propelled her toward Truett, has spoken out about her motivation behind the incident. Give her credit for honest, at least.

"Jenelle wanted to go and fight Britany because of something with her man," Maggard tells TMZ. "She was scared and wouldn't go fight by herself so I went to help her out."

Jenelle Evans, Mother

Fights with her mom are suddenly the least of Jenelle Evans' worries.

Added Maggard, who has been arrested along with Evans and Truett: "I instigated it, but what the hell are we supposed to do? I wanted to see them fight!

"I'm pissed, though, because I went down to help her out, we both ended up in jail, she got bailed out before me and when I called her to get me out, she didn't come."

The nerve of some people. Some majorly troubled, in-need-of-assistance, by-no-means-worthy-of-the-fame/money-that-accompanies-a-reality-show people. 

 

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The combination of peer pressure and a raging, violent temper has landed Jenelle Evans in trouble with the law again.

The Teen Mom 2 star was arrested last night for her part in a brawl with Britany Truett, an absolute pummeling that was actually captured on film.

Jenelle Evans Mug Shots

Following charges pressed by Truett, Oak Island Police booked Evans into Brunswick County Jail late Sunday evening for assault and "affray for fighting." She was then released soon afterward on bond.

"Based on the information that I have received, I believe Jenelle was set up," Jenelle's lawyer hilariously tells TMZ, considering the rumble was caught on camera and Evans clearly throws the first punch.

Meanwhile, police had a warrant for the man over whom Britany and Jenelle were fighting, Kieffer Delp. He was also arrested at Evans' home and booked on cocaine-related charges.

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Jenelle Evans has found a way to make Amber Portwood look stable.

The Teen Mom 2 star got into it with some girl named Britany Truett this week, and you can't even call it a catfight - it's a one-sided, violent beating.

With her loser friends cheering (and apparently filming) and yelling "get 'er" and "that's what you get," Jenelle Evans laid into Britany again and again.

Seriously, she landed like 20 blows to the face as Brit shrieked in pain.

TOO FAR: This fight was over REAL fast, but Evans kept at it.

It's not quite clear what prompted this, but Jenelle, 19, clearly instigated it, spewing nasty insults before throwing down and pounding her senseless.

After repeated shots to the face, with Britany bleeding and unable to defend herself, one of Jenelle's idiot friends finally restrains her out-of-control ass.

Sources close to the incident claim it had something to do with Jenelle's boyfriend. You can watch the video here, but it's more disturbing than funny.

We'd lawyer up if we were Jenelle. And get a psych consult.

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From one Teen Mom loose cannon to another ... some harsh words!

If anyone would be sympathetic to the new season's train wreck Jenelle Evans, you'd think it would be Amber Portwood, who's had her share of "issues."

Not the case. Instead of reaching out to Jenelle, Amber says she "despises" Evans' wild ways, calling her an "idiot" whose situation is nothing like her own.

"I pretty much despise what she stands for," Amber Portwood says.

Jenelle Evans (left) shouldn't expect any support from Amber Portwood.

"She's an idiot and I don't care if people know or not," she adds. "I literally have worked my ass off because of this whole battery thing to make sure I keep my daughter. They [MTV] shouldn't put her on, it's embarrassing!"

Tell us how you really feel, Ambs.

In all seriousness, Jenelle is unfit to be a mom, a fact that she admits. That fact and her perceived apathy are likely what irks the "passionate" Amber.

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Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans appeared in court today to face charges for allegedly breaking her baby daddy's phone and trespassing, but dodged a bullet.

A temporarily bullet, at least.

Evans faces charges in North Carolina of personal property damage (of ex-BF Kieffer Del) and breaking and entering (to the home of ex-BFF Jaelanie Salas).

Jenelle Evans, Son

A TROUBLED TEEN MOM, TOO: That's putting it mildly.

Neither Delp nor Salas bothered to show up in court Monday, however, so the prosecution was granted a continuance. All sides are due back  April 29.

Jenelle, who recently admitted she was not ready to be a mom, has already lost custody of son Jace (to her own mom). Will she lose her freedom as well?

Hopefully she'll get her act in gear and won't end up in jail or knocked up again like some people we know. Kidding, Amber. At least we hope we're kidding.

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