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Teen Mom 2 closed out its second season with a bang last night.

Someone cheated, someone broke up their relationship (and household) for good, while someone came back from rehab and someone got back together with their ex.

If you saw last week, and the week before that, you pretty much know who we're referring to in each case, but that didn't make it any less surprising to watch.

Let's get to it and break down the antics of Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry our Teen Mom 2 season finale recap, THG +/- style!

Teen Mom 2 After Show

Jenelle Evans heads off to rehab in Malibu, California. Plus 19.

That place must be really affordable. It's apparently run by hunks, once of which picks up Jenelle to take her to the facility. She remarks that she's never "been so upset, anxious, depressed" in her life. Debbie Downer much? Minus 10.

We kid. She's clearly there for a reason. Asked why she came, Jenelle explains that "Weed is not really a problem for me. The only problem with it is I'm not allowed to smoke."

Plus 15 for such an obvious, moronically defiant stoner comment.

She takes a drug test that turns up positive for THC. Minus 20.

A psychologist learns that Jenelle's brother (who we know even less about than her baby daddy) has bipolar schizophrenia. The doctor feels Jenelle may be bipolar as well, and he treats her with anxiety meds. She's surprisingly receptive. Plus 24.

Asked how she'd describe herself, she says "impulsive, smart and angry." Asked what she wants to be, she says: "happy, more caring and affectionate." Plus 13.

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It was girls gone WILD night on Teen Mom 2 apparently.

Leah Messer admitted cheating on Corey Simms, again, while Kailyn Lowry, easily the most pulled-together of the bunch, did a little messing around on her own.

As we saw last week, and the week before that, Leah and Corey's relationship has been coming apart at the seams. Kailyn and Jordan, though, seemed solid.

To find out what went down Tuesday night with these two, as well as Jenelle and Chelsea, let's get down to business in our Teen Mom 2 recap, THG +/- style!

What a Messer

Leah Messer and Corey Simms have been on the rocks, and we know they're already divorced in real life, which is now about a year removed from these episodes.

Still, Leah's tearful confession that she hooked up with Robbie - her first love, who you may remember from 16 & Pregnant - was a bit of a shocker. Minus 11.

"I just don't know if I can get past cheating this time," Corey said, subtitled of course. "The past three years I've been hurt more than in my whole life." Which is like 19 years, but still, we get the point. Not cool Leah. Minus 19.

Her face streaked by tears, mascara and eye shadow, Leah says, "You deserve someone that's gonna appreciate everything you do." Aww, the time-honored it's-not-you-it's me defense ... after she slept with Robbie. Minus 20.

"That's why it's so hard, because I want it to be you," Corey cried. "But you won't do it." Blam. He's no prize himself, but hard not to feel for the guy here. Plus 10.

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Life sure is a constant battle for Jenelle Evans these days.

After a drumstick beating of her roommate last week on Teen Mom 2, this week marked a turning point in her infamous breaking and entering and drug case.

She escaped with probation, which was good news, right? Yes and no. When you smoke weed every day (RIP Nate Dogg), probation is like a death sentence.

To find out what pissed Jenelle off (what doesn't) this week, and much more, let's get down to business in this week's Teen Mom 2 recap, THG's +/- style!

Jenelle Cries

Jenelle Evans' meltdowns really are becoming a weekly occurrence. This week's is a bit more understandable, given the stress of going to court and all.

Jenelle was sentenced to supervised probation, while boyfriend Kieffer Delp's own case was basically dismissed. Minus 17, because that spells trouble.

"Kieffer gets nothing," she yells. "It's no f--king fair I get put on probation ... I have to sit here and quit smoking pot for, like, a whole year!" BRUTAL! Plus 9.

Moreover, "And not get in trouble, or anything, or be around alcohol, or nothing!" Yes, Jenelle, that is how probation works. It's in lieu of jail. Minus 13.

Plus 6 for wearing a Victoria's Secret t-shirt and sweats to court though.

Kieffer tries not to gloat, but Jenelle screams, "You can go home and smoke a blunt right now!" Plus 15 because this is actually, like, a huge deal to Jenelle.

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Sorry, Armie Hammer. Your arrest for marijuana possession didn't even make THG's Top 10 favorite marijuana scandals ... though it did inspire us to compile the list!

Note that there are plenty of pot smokers out there who don't appear here simply because they haven't been busted for their antics. We snub them, but they win!

Anyway, take a look at some recent stars involved in weed-related police matters below and vote for which celebrity stoner is your favorite ...

  • Chace Crawford Mug Shot
  • Matthew McConaughey mug shot

10. Chace Crawford / Matthew McConaughey (tie). The Texans tie for the 10 spot based on the classic mug shots taken after their respective arrests.

9. Snoop Dogg. Snoop's arrest this month was about as shocking as ... the #7 man on this list, who was also cited for possession in the same TOWN!

8. Jermaine Hopkins / Sam Hurd (tie). The Lean On Me star and Chicago Bears player may not be household names ... but were big time DEALERS.

7. Willie Nelson. Seriously, just leave Willie alone cops.

  • Soulja Boy Mug Shot
  • New Brooke Mueller Mug Shot

6. Soulja Boy. Recently pulled over with his entourage carrying a bunch of weed, cash and a gun. All in one briefcase. Sometimes you gotta travel light.

5. Michael Phelps. Don't hit the bong after winning a gold medal, kids.

4. Brooke Mueller. Charlie's ex claims her infamous crack pipe incident merely involved weed. Even if you give her the benefit of the doubt, what a mess!

3. Jenelle Evans. Girl can't go 24 hours without smoking up! Or getting arrested. At least some of her probation woes stem from positive drug tests.

2. Miley Cyrus. Our #2 scandal didn't even involve weed, necessarily ... but Miles totally smokes it, and who else could compete with this bong video!

1. DMX. The all-time king of celebrity mug shots is only slightly less known for his affinity for the sticky-sticky. Sometimes those things are related!

Who's your favorite celebrity stoner?

 

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Jenelle Evans continues to make headlines this week.

The Teen Mom 2 star has been hospitalized for a kidney infection, and what's more, she revealed on Twitter that she may be suffering from bipolar disorder.

The kidney issue put her in the hospital Tuesday night, right around when the troubled youngster was engaging in another insane fight on Teen Mom 2 on MTV.

Her manager says that a doctor prescribed antibiotics to treat the ailment and sent Evans home. "Hospitals suck," Evans tweeted, but is now on the mend.

As for her mental health? That's another story.

Jenelle Evans Meltdown

Evans, who has been hospitalized for strep throat, an injured wrist from a car accident and an ovarian cyst in the past year, likely has much bigger issues.

The volatile MTV star has been in and out of custody after a string of arrests (which she blames entirely on spite) involving harassment of old roommates.

Tuesday's episode, while showing footage a year old at this point, featured Evans having a meltdown, with fans Tweeting that she's "seriously psychotic."

Turns out that may be true, and treatable.

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Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans gets in almost as much legal trouble as DMX. Yet the North Carolina malcontent insists she's the victim of spiteful law enforcement officials.

Evans, who was involved in a melee with her roommates on last night's Teen Mom 2 (below), was arrested twice LAST WEEK after a fight she had with her roommates.

Different roommates: Hannah Inman and former boss James Duffy.

If nothing else, you can count on Jenelle Evans not to sugarcoat anything. In an interview with E! News, she set the record sort-of straight about her recent woes.

"I actually am confused about the arrest from last week," Evans said. "I haven't contacted Hannah or Duffy in a month, and I was the first to press charges."

"I think they are trying to charge me with things out of spite.

"Hannah does not own a cell phone either so there's no way I could of harassed her with phone calls. I never threatened Hannah. I guess she claims I'm a threat."

"All that does, it just makes me laugh, because I moved 45 minutes away from her three weeks ago to get away from the drama and be closer to school."

Jenelle's second arrest came, according to Duffy, when Evans refused to take down a naked picture of Hannah on Facebook, violating a protective order.

"I didn't post any naked picture of Hannah. I have four admins on my Facebook. One of them must've posted it. I didn't even know it was posted," Jenelle says.

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As her mom, Barbara, has said so many times ... Dammit Jenelle!!

Last night's episode of Teen Mom 2 featured an all-out brawl between combustible time bomb Jenelle Evans and her new housemates, making us wonder if this girl will ever go longer than a few months without getting arrested.

On the flip side, your roommates all look better by comparison, no?

Let's get down to this week's Teen Mom 2 recap, THG's +/- style!

Jenelle is Nuts

Jenelle Evans' meltdown began, we think, because Kieffer Delp was texting someone in the 508 area code, which is not North Carolina. Uh oh. Minus 12.

She threatened to move out and take her couches with her. Not that you can put them in the car where she'd be living, but point taken Jenelle. Plus 4.

The bathroom door was victim #1 of the night. Holy rage issues woman! Plus 5 because at least the bathroom door can't press charges against her.

Roomie Tori tried her best to console her, but Jenelle was past the point of no return and ranting about Tori's BF, Kieffer clone Tylor. Uh oh. Minus 6.

That's when the drumsticks came out. That's not a euphemism, Tori and Jenelle really started frickin' wailing on each other with drumsticks. Plus 50.

The image of them rolling around on the floor between the legs of Kieffer and Tylor, who were also brawling, will likely scar us for life. Still, Plus 12.

When Bahbwa sees this low-rent porn-gone-wrong scene? Look out. Minus 20.

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You gotta love the super-delayed episodes of MTV's Teen Mom 2.

Just last week, we reported Jenelle Evans' arrest for harassing an ex-roommate. Now, we get raw footage of Jenelle squabbling with roommates about a year earlier!

Talk about foreshadowing. And a complete train wreck.

Also on Tuesday night's episode, we got a glimpse into Jo Rivera's "music career." Seriously. Guess that's what that tool does when his family watches Isaac for him.

Anyway, let's get down to this week's recap, THG's +/- style!

The Cast of Teen Mom 2

Jenelle Evans starts off our recap just because. The girl already got arrested a second time this year. Minus 50 for that even though it's not even part of the show!

We begin with Jenelly at home with mom Barbara. Okay, sorry. Side note: You HAVE to follow this (probably fake) Babs Evans Twitter account. Hilarious. Plus 40.

Jenelle is "about to flip the f--k out" after going almost a day without smoking pot. A DAY, people. OMG. It's not THAT awesome Jenelle. Get a grip! Minus 90.

Moreover, she rips Barbara for not sympathizing with her stressful life. Babs' comeback? "I did not choose to have a baby at 57." Blam. PWNED. Plus 80.

"You chose to have a baby and put all the responsibility on me," adds grandma. It's true. What does Jenelle even do all day?! Minus 20. Kailyn works AND goes to school!

Fed up with Barb, she moves in with Tori and Tyler. Tori askes Jenelle how she felt about leaving "so many memories." LOL. She's never home, and when she is, it's never positive. Plus the pot killed whatever brain cells she had long ago. Minus 25.

Kieffer hoodie sighting!! Plus 10.

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To quote her mother, Barbara, from Teen Mom 2: DAMMIT JENELLE!!!!!!!

The train wreck to end all train wrecks (okay maybe not, but she's giving Amber Portwood a good run lately) was just arrested for the second time in a week.

A rep for the Brunswick County (N.C.) Sheriff's Office confirms Jenelle Evans was arrested early this morning for violating a domestic violence protective order.

She is still in custody ... but at least looks like she's in good spirits:

Jenelle Evans Mug Shot 2012

Details surrounding her latest arrest are unclear, though Jenelle was busted just last week for allegedly making harassing calls and threatening her ex-roommate.

Jenelle's still on probation for beating up Britany Truett in a nasty fight last year, so the latest two arrests could mean even more trouble for Jace's mama.

Especially if she was on the weed, which, knowing her ...

With two mug shots already in 2012, Jenelle is mounting an early challenge to DMX's record. She smiled happily for her booking photo last week too:

Jenelle Evans Mugshot 2012

Sometimes, an original thug wears a pink hoodie.

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Last week's joy-filled holiday episode of Teen Mom 2 felt like a distant memory after this week's double installment, which basically doubled the baby mama drama.

We're not even talking about the latest Jenelle Evans arrest, either - this footage is a year old, people! She's moved on to many other police altercations since then!

Not so say life was hunky dory for her - or her co-stars - last night.

It's hard to even know where to begin breaking down Teen Mom 2 drama like we saw Tuesday, but that's what we do. Let's get down to business, THG's +/- style!

Jenelle Evans Cracked Out

Chelsea Houska tries a new hair color. Not a huge fan! Minus 5.

Her friend Megan announced she's pregnant! There's a surprise! Something in that South Dakota water, perhaps. Megan's totally chill about it, too, like this is just what you do - fornicate sans protection so you can be a star on MTV. Minus 30.

While house hunting, Chels does not want to "walk up a bunch of steps." That's terrible, having to walk, we know. Minus 6, even if she did just have knee surgery.

Plus 14 for dad Randy, who agrees to front the rent on the condition that Adam Lind is not allowed on the premises. Randy really does try his best with this mess.

Adam waffles on whether to help his baby mama move. The dual constraints of work and being a douche have apparently made this task too onerous. Minus 8.

He later shows up, mostly to say he refuses to help and act like an even bigger d-bag, if that's possible, leaving Chelsea alone in an empty house. Minus 19.

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