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This week on Teen Mom 2, we found the fabulous four in familiar surroundings.

Some of those surroundings were a bit more positive than others, of course.

Let's break down last night's episode, the second of Teen Mom 2 Season 3:

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Jenelle Evans is pretty sure she's gonna fail a drug test. Doing drugs will do that. Minus 800.

That and her car broke down. When it rains it pours, as they say. What WILL she do about it?

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3 kicked off on MTV Monday, picking up right where last season left off ... well, mostly. The more things change, though, the more they stay the same.

Read on THG's +/- rundown of the craziness, emotion and baby mama drama!

Teen Mom 2 Season 3 Cast

Jenelle Evans ... wow. Where do we even start with this girl. Minus 100.

Just kidding. Although we will deduct the points for her huge fake breasts.

Anyway, when we pick up the action, Jenelle's ready to turn her life around. Stop us if you've heard that before. Actually don't, we know you have. Minus 25.

"They wanna make sure you don't take somebody else's urine outta youhr pocket and puht it in da cup." - Jenelle's mom Bahhbrahh explaining drug testing. Plus 50.

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Teen Mom 2 never lacks for drama, but this season, expect things to hit a new level.

While no longer teen moms, Leah Messer Calvert, 20, Jenelle Evans, 20, Kailyn Lowry, 20, and Chelsea Houska, 21, aren't finding life any easier.

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"You'll see me and Corey really confused about whether we want to make our family work," Leah says of the ongoing conflict with her ex-husband, Corey Simms.

"It's a lot of mixed feelings."

Complicating matters, of course, is the fact that Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert got married in June and she is expecting the couple's first child this winter.

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Jenelle Evans and Patricia Krentcil are getting in the Celebrity Boxing ring.

According to CEO Damon Feldman, the bout will go down December 1.

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  • Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil

The Thrilla in Pennsylvania was originally billed as Tanning Mom vs. Octomom, but Nadya Suleman remains suspended by the Celebrity Boxing federation (seriously).

As such, Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans will step in against Tanning Mom, who may be in for a long night. Have you seen Jenelle beating the crap out of Britany Truett?

Who will win when these two nuts throw it down?

 

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Jenelle Evans got a new tattoo. It's not small.

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  • Jenelle Evans' New Tattoo

The 20-year-old Teen Mom 2 star, who recently got a boob job and smokes weed by the kilo, is no stranger to body alteration - internal or external.

The giant jaguar on her hip is surprising even by her standards, though. Look how it matches that HOT leopard-print underwear. Nice. How psyched is Kieffer Delp?

Even more so then when Jenelle Evans drops charges against him, we're guessing.

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Jenelle Evans just caught a big break. Four of them, even.

Just hours before the Teen Mom series finale, the troubled Teen Mom 2 star had criminal counts of simple assault, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance dismissed in court.

Her former fiance Gary Head, however, was not as fortunate.

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The charges stemmed from the arrests of Jenelle Evans and Gary Head in June, when an altercation turned physical and weed was found on the premises.

Evans was granted a one-year restraining order against Head.

"Jenelle was very pleased with the results today in court," her attorney Dustin Sullivan, who never lacks for billable hours, told E! News yesterday.

"She is excited to have this chapter of her life behind her and feels confident that she'll be protected with the no-contact order in place. As for what this means for Jenelle, she has another set of charges dismissed and she can move on with her life."

And probably have more charges pressed against her by the end of September.

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Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has been granted a one-year restraining order against her troubled ex-fiance Gary Head, reports indicate.

Head was arrested in June following a fight so brutal that a source claimed he “beat the sh!t out of her” and tried to strangle her with a bed sheet.

Jenelle, who was also arrested, is so terrified of him now that she sought the restraining order and was relieved when the judge granted it to her.

Jenelle Evans and Gary Head

“Jenelle is afraid of Gary," a source tells Radar. "She was viciously attacked by him and she is really frightened that he is going to come at her."

"That’s why she wanted a restraining order.”

The restraining order forbids Gary from having any sort of contact with Jenelle Evans in person, via the phone, online or through a third party.

“She doesn’t ever want to talk to Gary again, she just hopes that he obeys the law and stays away from her," a source close to Evans says.

"She knows that the restraining order is just a piece of paper but she feels safer knowing that he can’t and shouldn’t ever come near her.”

Jenelle must appear in court today regarding her own role in the fight, and also plans on seeking custody of her son Jace. Good luck there.

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Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans has been through a lot lately, but hey, she can at least take solace in a nice new and improved pair of fake breasts.

That appears to be what she's conveying here, anyway.

Unlike the Jenelle Evans nude before/after pics Kieffer Delp allegedly leaked, these aren't rated NC-17, but are 100 percent Jenelle approved.

Just look at that smile on her face. Yayyyyy boobs!

Jenelle Evans Boob Job Pic

It has been a turbulent week, even by Jenelle standards, but it doesn't seem to be fazing her. She posted the pic writing, “Cute outfit today J.”

If you don't say so yourself.

At the very least, that rack is a welcome distraction from J's ongoing drama with Kieffer and/or Gary Head, or her mom Barbara saying she made a porno, or her sister Ashleigh calling her evil, or her random beef with Snooki, or her legal problems.

It's the little things. Or not so little in this case.

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Jenelle Evans has been embroiled in naked photo scandals left and right, but says recent reports that she filmed a pornographic film are entirely untrue.

The source of that rumor? None other than her mom Barbara.

The oft-troubled Teen Mom 2 star has been BLASTING her family members in an intense Twitter battle after Babs claimed Jenelle "filmed a porno."

Jenelle Porno

Jenelle slammed the report, tweeting: “This isn’t true. There isn’t a porno of me but this is what my mom said. I can’t stop crying. She hates me…”

She shared the text from her mother that read:

“Don’t worry. Ashleigh has the video of the porno with 3 other guys with a one night :-) stand with Roy Paterson before he went to jail.”

No word on who Roy Paterson is, whether or not be boned the train wreck or if he's responsible for the Jenelle Evans nude pic leak(s).

Ashleigh Evans Wilson is Jenelle's sister ... who she is currently embroiled in a bitter fight with. Jenelle branded her mom and sister as “psycho.”

Ashleigh told Star that Jenelle Evans, who is angling to regain custody of son Jace from Barbara, is "evil". So, that about brings us up to date.

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