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Well, not exactly. Although he is in this picture, we think, Jayden James Federline appears to be stuffed into a crate. Now that's great parenting.

Britney Spears and her brood are seen here getting off a private jet at Van Nuys airport yesterday, upon returning from her aunt's funeral, which Brit attended in her native Louisiana. No Isaac Cohen though. Here's the pic:

Brit Brit

Spears quickly loaded up little Jayden James and his older brother Sean Preston Federline and headed straight to a rehearsal studio in Burbank. While this is not quite the manner in which we envisioned the first Jayden James pictures, it'll have to do for now.

Just hope the poor thing can breathe in there. Gotta poke holes in the box, B.

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Where is Jayden James Federline?

That's the question on the minds of T.H. Gossip - and we're clearly not the only ones. Four months after the second son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline was born, celeb watchers are wondering why no pics of the tyke have been released.

Jayden James and Britney Spears Pic

"It's the question we've all been asking," one paparazzi member who asked not to be named told MSN's The Scoop. "There was some really dark footage that was supposed to be of him, but it was horrible and it doesn't really count."

"People are speculating that [Britney Spears] is shielding him from the public because she's hoping to sell exclusive pictures of him, and now, because no one has seen him, the price has gone up."

"It's been pretty well confirmed that the profit from the pictures of the first child [Sean Preston] went to Kevin," says Brandy Navarre, owner of x17OnLine, the well-known celebrity blog and photo agency currently suing fellow celebrity blogger Perez Hilton.

Navarre speculates that Britney (pictured above in full pregnant form with sister Jamie Lynn Spears) hasn't put any Jayden James pictures up for sale for a number of reasons:

"Things were souring between Britney and Kevin around that time, and they couldn't ever come to any agreement about who would get [money from] the pictures."

"Some people are saying that Britney is so busy partying that she's not with her child, but she does take Sean Preston out and she's so open with Sean Preston when it comes to the paparazzi... This is a huge story and some of us have been focused on getting pictures of her partying or with her new boyfriend [Isaac Cohen], but to get a picture of [Jayden James] is the goal we should be focused on."

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Don't worry if Britney Spears is too busy with new boy toy, JR Rotem, to remember about her two actual boys at home. A former friend/rival has the commando queen covered.

Reports state that Christina Aguilera is playing Santa for the Spears' spawns, after ordering them Christmas gifts for them from a posh Los Angeles store.

Christina Aguilera: A Fresh Start!

The singer may be on tour in Europe, but she called hip celebrity baby boutique Petit Tresor to make sure the presents would arrive in time for the holidays.

Meanwhile, Britney is on tour of clubs with Paris Hilton and may not remember there even are holidays coming up.

Boutique owner Nina Takesh quoted Aguilera as saying: "I want to give them something adorable for the colder weather".

The star chose two blue cashmere schoolboy sweaters for $129 each for Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline.

No word yet on what K-Fed has picked out for his two kids, but hope Kendra Jade got a say in the matter. It's never too early to talk about the birds and the bees.

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Yes, it's true. Apparently Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, and justifiably so. That guy sucks ass! As a result, she's reportedly going to be offering up the first adorable little Jayden James Federline pictures for free.

Why does this matter? Because we have no lives. And because by doing so, Brit will avoid triggering a little-known clause in the couple's prenuptial agreement that guarantees K-Fed receives get a portion of any proceeds from selling pics of their kids.

Bikini Britney

The perpetually pregnant pop princess has decided to offer the pictures free, but not to the usual outlet for her photos, People. Instead, she'd like to follow in TomKat's footsteps and get them into a more high-brow monthly or bimonthly publication.

Oh, those wonderful Suri Cruise pictures. How we miss thee, you little Asian cutie.

People, for its part, says it would be "more than happy" to have the pictures of Jayden James. So would T.H. Gossip, Brit, if you change your mind. Screw high-brow. This divorce is already getting ugly. And the real classy girls wanna go low-brow to begin with.

Meanwhile, according to several ticketing websites, two Kevin Federline concerts in Cleveland and Atlantic City, N.J., have been cancelled. The gigs in Federline's native Southern California are still good to go, but they're not scheduled until just before Thanksgiving.

You go girl. Stick it to him. TEAM BRITNEY!

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Come on now, Hollywood Grind. Who do you think you're kidding?

Some sites will do anything to attract visitors. But there's such a thing as knowing when enough is enough. Below, you will see a set of images that the aforementioned site claims are Jayden James Federline pictures (link) but in reality are just a bunch of shadows. Thanks for wasting everyone's time.

Britney Spears Concert

 

According to these hack journalists, "here are the first pictures of Jayden James Federline who was being carried into mom Britney Spears‘ house last night. Jayden's head is near the left shoulder."

Yeah, and Lindsay Lohan is pure as the driven snow. Seriously! Are we supposed to believe these are pictures of Jayden James Federline? No way in hell those shadows are cast by Britney Spears. Try some dude with a digital camera and way too much time on his hands.

Don't believe the hype, Britney fans. Be patient. K-Fed has a CD coming out soon, and you can bet your bottom dollar that these PR hounds will release Jayden James Federline pics right around then. No one has them yet. But when they are released, T.H. Gossip will be the first to have them. You know where to find us.

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Yeah, our bad. Looks like we don't have any Sutton Pierce pictures after all. :(

T.H. Gossip, courtesy of TMZ.com, has just peeped copy of the birth certificate for the latest addition to the Spears-Federline family, and it's official.

Britney Spears as a Cop

Jayden James Federline.

That's the little dude's name. It's not Sutton Pierce. Nor is Jayden James Federline a chick. Looks like Britney and Kevin really pulled a fast one on us. For what reason, we have no idea. Those are gonna be some f*%ked up kids, though. That is pretty much a given.

The birth certificate, which you can see below, is signed by K-Fed himself, although a close inspection reveals that the "signature" is more like printing.

In any case, he can write, which is somewhat surprising in itself. Kevin Federline inked his name on September 13, one day after Jayden was born.

Well, there you have it. The proof is in the mayonnaise sandwich. Er, the pudding. There was considerable confusion over the second child of Britney Spears' name, and we're happy that it's finally cleared up. Moreover, we are happy for Sean Preston and for the entire Spears family. We will have our fun gallery of Jayden James pictures up and running ASAP!

Jayden James Federline Biography

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Jayden James Federline
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