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The amazing Britney Spears took a break from her rehearsal schedule for a family boat trip with baby sons Sean Preston and Jayden James in Marina del Rey on Thursday.

They were joined by Brit's cousin Allie, as well as by her huge breasts bodyguard. There's even a cute Jayden James picture... or at least a glimpse of the bundle of clothes and other stuff he's wrapped in and always covered by.

At the Bizzucks

PHOTO CREDITS: TMZ / Pacific Coast News / Wells Scott

We bet that Terra Jole, a.k.a. mini-Britney, would be mad jealous of these pics, as it looks like a good time is being had by all aboard. Then again, Jole's career is actually on track.

Anyway, the last time we saw Britney take to the high seas, it was on a boat ride with Isaac Cohen... who she went on many rides with (heh heh) for the few weeks they dated.

This time, it appears it was a family only venture. Which is probably for the best, as Brit hasn't had much luck in the dating department of late. Sorry, Howie Day. You don't cut it.

Maybe she's taking the advice of Simon Cowell and devoting herself to her family. Oh, who are we kidding. At least she didn't offer the paparazzi a crotch shot (that we know of).

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The famous celebrity gossip blog and photo agency, X17 Online, has once again tracked down and posted exclusive pictures of Jayden James.

Yes, that Jayden James. Federline. The Son of Britney Spears.

Fighting Couple?

The paparazzi sleuths caught up with Britney and lil' JJ yesterday as she made a visit back to the Malibu home she shared with K-Fed. Ah, memories.

Britney picked up her old friend, Jessica, at the airport and the group (Britney, her cousin Allie, gal pal Jessica, older son Sean Preston, Jayden James, and a huge ass bodyguard) headed over to the Mediterranean-style estate.

The Britney Spears posse arrived around 5 p.m. and spent about an hour there, walking around the grounds and going inside the house.

The house is up for sale, but is Britney thinking of moving back in? That we can't say. But we can say that we're as excited about these as any Jayden James photos we've come across.

He looks a little like Sean P.! Click to enlarge!

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Recently, Britney Spears took time out from her busy schedule of lip-sync rehearsals and dance classes to pick up items for the two main men in her life - her sons, Sean Preston and the mysterious Jayden James.

Britney Spears Family Photo

The bald beauty hit up West Hollywood's Bel-Bambini baby boutique with a gal pal and dropped nearly $1,000 in less than 10 minutes - or about as long as her recent House of Blues comeback shows!

According to a source, the rehabbing pop princess purchased:

  • A $600 toy plane
  • A potty chair fit for a prince
  • Two "Adorable Idol" baby t-shirts emblazoned with an altered American Idol logo (get ready to get sued, Bel-Bambini)
  • Two "Don't ya wish your mommy was hot like mine?" tees (as Asia Nitollano and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls roll over in their graves)
  • One t-shirt Spears did not buy for the kids, but was seen in the store - "My dad is a hunk." Oh, snap. Her ex, Kevin Federline, could have seen that diss coming a mile away, though, after his recent remarks about Howie Day.

With her baby purchases complete, all Britney Spears needs to buy is a wig that frickin' stays on! Oh, and a voice. She apparently needs one of those.

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An anagram is a type of word play, a result of rearranging the letters of a word or group of words to produce other words, using all original letters exactly once. It's amazing what kind of hidden meanings one can find in a name... for better or for worse.

The names of celebrity gossip mainstays and other noteworthy folk can be worked around to mean any number of things, ranging from the strangely appropriate ...

Old Skool Britney

Brangelina = Brain angle
Hayden Panettiere = Penitent, dear? Yeah.
Kim Kardashian = I am a kind shark
Simon Cowell = "Lemon, I scowl!"
Olivia Mojica = Ciao, I'm jovial.
Kevin Federline = Keen, fine drivel
George Walker Bush = Blush, war ogre geek!
Mario Lavandeira = I am a liar and over
Dustin Diamond = Undid saintdom

... to the highly amusing ...

Christopher Ivery = Oh, rich perversity
Anna Nicole Smith = Slim, innocent: Aha!
Calvin Broadus (a.k.a Snoop Dogg) = Good spark, unsocial vagabond
Stefani Schaeffer = Fat, fish-face sneer
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = OK, mastered spotted hyena
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Hedonist miracles make out
Miss USA Tara Conner = Urinates on sarcasm

... to the purely nonsensical ...

Alec Baldwin = Nice bad wall!
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
= Hmm... is maverick sky OK?
Crazy Joe Simpson = Spicy major zones
Sanjaya Malakar = Am lanky as a jar
Jayden James Federline = Sanely jeered jam fiend
Kingston James McGregor Rossdale = Good morning! Crassest jerks gleam
Kristin Cavallari = Trivia link rascal

... to the suggestive and lewd ...

Axl Rose = Oral sex
Mel Gibson = Big melons
Lauren Conrad = Rude on carnal
Peter Sarsgaard = Grr (as a pederast)!
Michael Jackson = Manacle his jock
Madonna Louise Ciccone = Occasional nude income
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns

... to our personal favorites ...

Britney Spears = Best PR in years
Victoria Beckham = Am abortive chick
The Hollywood Gossip = God! Whoops! Hostilely!

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A cowgirl version of Britney Spears, still apparently wearing no pants, hit the dance studio again yesterday, accompanied by her traveling staff and her two favorite li'l cowboys - 19-month-old Sean Preston and 7-month-old Jayden James.

We think.

A Scary Britney

While one of Britney Spears' female assistants held Sean Preston on the way out of her big workout, another member of her entourage can be seen lugging a carrier that appears to have a baby's arm sticking out of it.

PHOTO CREDIT: TMZ / FlyNet Online

Britney's second child with Kevin Federline was born in September. But the only Jayden James photos seen by the public thus far have been obscured, partial or grainy as hell.

While Suri Cruise celebrates her birthday and seems perfectly comfortable in front of the camera, this celebrity baby remains shrouded in mystery. But for how long!!??!

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Jayden James Federline. The speculation and anticipation continue. Not since Suri Cruise has there been a baby mystery of such epic, cute proportions.

The Hollywood Gossip has been following the life of Jayden James since, er, we thought his name was actually Sutton Pierce. Yeah. Not our finest hour.

A Real Head-Scratcher

So naturally, since he's been alive more than seven months now (Jayden James was born back on September 12) and he's never been seen in public (save for a couple of grainy shots and a pic of his foot), we're wondering what the frickin' holdup is!

There are rumors that the divorce settlement between mom Britney Spears and dad Kevin Federline require them not to expose Jayden in public for the prying paparazzi eyes.

Other sources say they're just waiting for the right time - and offer of ca$h money - to present Jayden James pictures to the public the way TomKat did with Suri.

Regardless, the mystery is ongoing, our celebrity gossip writers are growing rather impatient, and we're officially declaring Jayden James Federline MISSING!

We'd love to see a picture of this little tyke surface one of these days. After all, a site can only run so many Heidi Montag boob job stories without getting bored.

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After a whole two days in rehab, Britney Spears finally had an opportunity to spend some quality time with her two sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden James, 5 months.

Of course, if you believe a certain Britney nanny diary, she's only interested in spending time with the spawn of Kevin Federline when it's convenient.

Little Bit of Brit

In any case, Britney, who had been spotted at Promises rehab center smoking cigarettes and talking with fellow patients, had a chance to bond with her babies Saturday night. Britney Spears' mother, Lynne, arrived first in a seperate car ahead of a Black Navigator containing her grandsons.

Two hours later, Lynne, Sean Preston and Jayden James departed seperately again with Lynne off to the Spears family retreat house and the boys back to the safety of Kevin Federline's home in Tarzana.

Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, who urged his daughter to get help during an intimate dinner last weekend, told FOX News on Thursday that the troubled singer is "a sick little girl ... we're just trying to take care of her and other than that I have no comment."

Jamie Spears, who was on the phone from his Louisiana home, added that Brit's problems are "not about what other people think" and that he and the pop star's mother are "concerned about our daughter."

Spears entered the facility on Wednesday night. Earlier that night, Brit went to the house of Federline in an attempt to see their two young sons, who were inside. A strangely sage Federline would not let Spears inside.

This slight caused her to storm off and later go on a rampage, lashing out at some poor, innocent cameramen with an umbrella. At 10:30 p.m., Lynne Spears drove her daughter to the center where she has been ever since.

Which is a good sign. She bailed twice before in less than a day.

Kevin Federline visited Britney Spears at Promises for about an hour on Friday afternoon, leaving his two children at his home in the care of Spears' mother.

The singer's manager, Larry Rudolph, who may be the worst manager in the history of modern music, shot down rumors that his client is on suicide watch.

"The story is absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better."

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Yes, it's true! The Jayden James Federline pictures keep coming!

We repeat, there has been another picture of Jayden James Federline!

Jayden James Picks Out Toys

The younger spawn of Britney Spears has been photographed, and we can see at least 50 percent of his face this time! Boy, he's a cute little tyke, that Jayden James. See below...

PHOTO CREDIT: x17online.com

We're not sure about his pink hoodie, but at least Sean Preston's little brother has more hair than his mother, who recently started rocking the shaved head look. It's not attractive.

This is totally the best of all the Jayden James pictures we've come across to date. Hopefully it's a sign of things to come. And by things, we mean more Jayden James pics.

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After Britney Spears' wild NYC weekend of cavorting with strippers, partying and allegedly puking, the pop mom gathered up the tiny brothers Federline and headed back to L.A.

The hard partying mama, who recently broke up with Isaac Cohen, was spotted lugging Sean Preston and Jayden James to the airport for a private flight from the Big Apple.

Britney Spears and Jayden

Although Brit has a hard time keeping her own parts covered up, she sure is doing a good job keeping Jayden James Federline under wraps; only his foot was caught by cameras!


PHOTO CREDIT:
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We can't help but wonder when will we see some non-grainy, non-covered-up Jayden James pictures. But we promise this to our loyal fans: The Gossip will have them for you the second they are availble.

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Here's what we've all been waiting to see!

Another Jayden James Federline picture!

Usual Britney

Well, sort of. They're a tad grainy.

But we take our hats off to x17online.com just the same. These celebrity gossip gods captured Britney Spears at a Hollywood studio, choreographing her team of dancers and getting into the swing of things herself.

Best of all, x17 spotted Brit with her two little tykes along with her, and if you look closely, you can see little Jayden James with the assistant in the back. Surprisingly (well, not really) he looks like his older brother, Sean Preston.

Then again, so does just about anyone at that resolution:

Hopefully, more terrific Jayden James pictures like this are still to come.

Jayden James Federline Biography

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Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Jayden James Federline
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