Jayden James Federline

A cowgirl version of Britney Spears, still apparently wearing no pants, hit the dance studio again yesterday, accompanied by her traveling staff and her two favorite li'l cowboys - 19-month-old Sean Preston and 7-month-old Jayden James.

We think.

While one of Britney Spears' female assistants held Sean Preston on the way out of her big workout, another member of her entourage can be seen lugging a carrier that appears to have a baby's arm sticking out of it.

PHOTO CREDIT: TMZ / FlyNet Online

Britney's second child with Kevin Federline was born in September. But the only Jayden James photos seen by the public thus far have been obscured, partial or grainy as hell.

While Suri Cruise celebrates her birthday and seems perfectly comfortable in front of the camera, this celebrity baby remains shrouded in mystery. But for how long!!??!

Jayden James Federline. The speculation and anticipation continue. Not since Suri Cruise has there been a baby mystery of such epic, cute proportions.

The Hollywood Gossip has been following the life of Jayden James since, er, we thought his name was actually Sutton Pierce. Yeah. Not our finest hour.

So naturally, since he's been alive more than seven months now (Jayden James was born back on September 12) and he's never been seen in public (save for a couple of grainy shots and a pic of his foot), we're wondering what the frickin' holdup is!

There are rumors that the divorce settlement between mom Britney Spears and dad Kevin Federline require them not to expose Jayden in public for the prying paparazzi eyes.

Other sources say they're just waiting for the right time - and offer of ca$h money - to present Jayden James pictures to the public the way TomKat did with Suri.

Regardless, the mystery is ongoing, our celebrity gossip writers are growing rather impatient, and we're officially declaring Jayden James Federline MISSING!

We'd love to see a picture of this little tyke surface one of these days. After all, a site can only run so many Heidi Montag boob job stories without getting bored.

After a whole two days in rehab, Britney Spears finally had an opportunity to spend some quality time with her two sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden James, 5 months.

Of course, if you believe a certain Britney nanny diary, she's only interested in spending time with the spawn of Kevin Federline when it's convenient.

In any case, Britney, who had been spotted at Promises rehab center smoking cigarettes and talking with fellow patients, had a chance to bond with her babies Saturday night. Britney Spears' mother, Lynne, arrived first in a seperate car ahead of a Black Navigator containing her grandsons.

Two hours later, Lynne, Sean Preston and Jayden James departed seperately again with Lynne off to the Spears family retreat house and the boys back to the safety of Kevin Federline's home in Tarzana.

Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, who urged his daughter to get help during an intimate dinner last weekend, told FOX News on Thursday that the troubled singer is "a sick little girl ... we're just trying to take care of her and other than that I have no comment."

Jamie Spears, who was on the phone from his Louisiana home, added that Brit's problems are "not about what other people think" and that he and the pop star's mother are "concerned about our daughter."

Spears entered the facility on Wednesday night. Earlier that night, Brit went to the house of Federline in an attempt to see their two young sons, who were inside. A strangely sage Federline would not let Spears inside.

This slight caused her to storm off and later go on a rampage, lashing out at some poor, innocent cameramen with an umbrella. At 10:30 p.m., Lynne Spears drove her daughter to the center where she has been ever since.

Which is a good sign. She bailed twice before in less than a day.

Kevin Federline visited Britney Spears at Promises for about an hour on Friday afternoon, leaving his two children at his home in the care of Spears' mother.

The singer's manager, Larry Rudolph, who may be the worst manager in the history of modern music, shot down rumors that his client is on suicide watch.

"The story is absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better."

Yes, it's true! The Jayden James Federline pictures keep coming!

We repeat, there has been another picture of Jayden James Federline!

The younger spawn of Britney Spears has been photographed, and we can see at least 50 percent of his face this time! Boy, he's a cute little tyke, that Jayden James. See below...

PHOTO CREDIT: x17online.com

We're not sure about his pink hoodie, but at least Sean Preston's little brother has more hair than his mother, who recently started rocking the shaved head look. It's not attractive.

This is totally the best of all the Jayden James pictures we've come across to date. Hopefully it's a sign of things to come. And by things, we mean more Jayden James pics.

After Britney Spears' wild NYC weekend of cavorting with strippers, partying and allegedly puking, the pop mom gathered up the tiny brothers Federline and headed back to L.A.

The hard partying mama, who recently broke up with Isaac Cohen, was spotted lugging Sean Preston and Jayden James to the airport for a private flight from the Big Apple.

Although Brit has a hard time keeping her own parts covered up, she sure is doing a good job keeping Jayden James Federline under wraps; only his foot was caught by cameras!

PHOTO CREDIT: INFPhoto.com

We can't help but wonder when will we see some non-grainy, non-covered-up Jayden James pictures. But we promise this to our loyal fans: The Gossip will have them for you the second they are availble.

Here's what we've all been waiting to see!

Another Jayden James Federline picture!

Well, sort of. They're a tad grainy.

But we take our hats off to x17online.com just the same. These celebrity gossip gods captured Britney Spears at a Hollywood studio, choreographing her team of dancers and getting into the swing of things herself.

Best of all, x17 spotted Brit with her two little tykes along with her, and if you look closely, you can see little Jayden James with the assistant in the back. Surprisingly (well, not really) he looks like his older brother, Sean Preston.

Then again, so does just about anyone at that resolution:

Hopefully, more terrific Jayden James pictures like this are still to come.

Well, not exactly. Although he is in this picture, we think, Jayden James Federline appears to be stuffed into a crate. Now that's great parenting.

Britney Spears and her brood are seen here getting off a private jet at Van Nuys airport yesterday, upon returning from her aunt's funeral, which Brit attended in her native Louisiana. No Isaac Cohen though. Here's the pic:

Spears quickly loaded up little Jayden James and his older brother Sean Preston Federline and headed straight to a rehearsal studio in Burbank. While this is not quite the manner in which we envisioned the first Jayden James pictures, it'll have to do for now.

Just hope the poor thing can breathe in there. Gotta poke holes in the box, B.

Where is Jayden James Federline?

That's the question on the minds of T.H. Gossip - and we're clearly not the only ones. Four months after the second son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline was born, celeb watchers are wondering why no pics of the tyke have been released.

"It's the question we've all been asking," one paparazzi member who asked not to be named told MSN's The Scoop. "There was some really dark footage that was supposed to be of him, but it was horrible and it doesn't really count."

"People are speculating that [Britney Spears] is shielding him from the public because she's hoping to sell exclusive pictures of him, and now, because no one has seen him, the price has gone up."

"It's been pretty well confirmed that the profit from the pictures of the first child [Sean Preston] went to Kevin," says Brandy Navarre, owner of x17OnLine, the well-known celebrity blog and photo agency currently suing fellow celebrity blogger Perez Hilton.

Navarre speculates that Britney (pictured above in full pregnant form with sister Jamie Lynn Spears) hasn't put any Jayden James pictures up for sale for a number of reasons:

"Things were souring between Britney and Kevin around that time, and they couldn't ever come to any agreement about who would get [money from] the pictures."

"Some people are saying that Britney is so busy partying that she's not with her child, but she does take Sean Preston out and she's so open with Sean Preston when it comes to the paparazzi... This is a huge story and some of us have been focused on getting pictures of her partying or with her new boyfriend [Isaac Cohen], but to get a picture of [Jayden James] is the goal we should be focused on."

Don't worry if Britney Spears is too busy with new boy toy, JR Rotem, to remember about her two actual boys at home. A former friend/rival has the commando queen covered.

Reports state that Christina Aguilera is playing Santa for the Spears' spawns, after ordering them Christmas gifts for them from a posh Los Angeles store.

The singer may be on tour in Europe, but she called hip celebrity baby boutique Petit Tresor to make sure the presents would arrive in time for the holidays.

Meanwhile, Britney is on tour of clubs with Paris Hilton and may not remember there even are holidays coming up.

Boutique owner Nina Takesh quoted Aguilera as saying: "I want to give them something adorable for the colder weather".

The star chose two blue cashmere schoolboy sweaters for $129 each for Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline.

No word yet on what K-Fed has picked out for his two kids, but hope Kendra Jade got a say in the matter. It's never too early to talk about the birds and the bees.

Yes, it's true. Apparently Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, and justifiably so. That guy sucks ass! As a result, she's reportedly going to be offering up the first adorable little Jayden James Federline pictures for free.

Why does this matter? Because we have no lives. And because by doing so, Brit will avoid triggering a little-known clause in the couple's prenuptial agreement that guarantees K-Fed receives get a portion of any proceeds from selling pics of their kids.

The perpetually pregnant pop princess has decided to offer the pictures free, but not to the usual outlet for her photos, People. Instead, she'd like to follow in TomKat's footsteps and get them into a more high-brow monthly or bimonthly publication.

Oh, those wonderful Suri Cruise pictures. How we miss thee, you little Asian cutie.

People, for its part, says it would be "more than happy" to have the pictures of Jayden James. So would T.H. Gossip, Brit, if you change your mind. Screw high-brow. This divorce is already getting ugly. And the real classy girls wanna go low-brow to begin with.

Meanwhile, according to several ticketing websites, two Kevin Federline concerts in Cleveland and Atlantic City, N.J., have been cancelled. The gigs in Federline's native Southern California are still good to go, but they're not scheduled until just before Thanksgiving.

You go girl. Stick it to him. TEAM BRITNEY!