Sean Preston Federline, Jayden James Federline: HELP!

It's Jayden James Federline, the youngest spawn of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline! In this photograph, taken when he was real little, Jayden is shown within easy reach of the ample chest of Britney. And for that we are kind of jealous.

He has an older brother, Sean Preston. Both Sean Preston Jayden James Federline appeared to be in serious trouble for a time.

In late 2007 and early 2008, Britney went frickin' nuts, Kevin got custody and they have been laying low ever since. It was a good change for them, even if it means we see less of our two favorite celebrity babies. Cuties, they are.

In recent months, Britney has regained some visitation rights. The result? JJ being rushed to the ER in November 2008.

So it goes ...