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Jason Wahler fought the law, and the law won.

After all, there are only so many different states in which a person can get arrested (note: it's four) before one of the charges results in some kind of jail sentence.

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J-Wahl and his circa 1995 frosted hair have until May 4 to turn himself in to authorities and begin a 60-day sentence stemming from a battery conviction. But the dirtbag and former star of Laguna Beach and The Hills is taking it in stride. See below...

It's good to see that Wahler can sit back, puff on a cigarette and enjoy life on the outside world for a few more weeks. Man, like, jail is gonna suck, but as David Hans Schmidt says, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Unfortunately, he's been arrested again for assault since this sentence was handed down, so he might not be so chill for long. And he won't be getting any conjugal visits from Lauren Conrad in the slammer, either.

Because, you know, they broke up. And because he's got zero game, according to recent reports regarding the alleged LC sex tape. And, as Office Space has taught us, because minimum security prison is no picnic.

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Jason Wahler likes to act like a badass.

Maybe he's just compensating for something, if you know what we're talking about. We're saying he's got no game in the sack.

Lauren Conrad Cosmopolitan Cover

According to a new TMZ report, a porn company has put the brakes on the alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape featuring America's sweetheart and her fellow Laguna Beach alum.

The reason for the plug getting pulled on the sale of the tape of him and Lauren Conrad? The wannabe bad boy's "severely disappointing" behavior… and that the content is weak. 

The alleged sex tape, which was first reported by Perez Hilton, is "very vanilla" with "no hard core sex." The source adds that Lauren Conrad, now the star of MTV's The Hills, and Jason Wahler are basically "just messing around."

In other words, it's the complete opposite of the Olivia Mojica sex tape.

SugarDVD tells TMZ that it is retracting its previous offer of $500,000 for the tape, because of Wahler's recent arrest in Seattle (not to be confused with his recent arrests in L.A., New York or North Carolina) stating:

"We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-Americans, homosexuals and the police."

Yes. This is a sex tape company with integrity.

Not only is SugarDVD pulling the offer, but they are reaching out to discourage anyone from participating in a deal for this alleged tape. Which we still say doesn't exist.

Lauren Conrad herself has said as much, and has pointed the finger at her ex-BFF, Heidi Montag, and her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt. Both Montag and Spencer Pratt (that weasel) have claimed her obligations are bogus.

Click here for more on the subject in an interview with Spencer Pratt …

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No, we're not just recycling old stories because we're bored. Like Britney Spears checking in and out of rehab, this one keeps on repeating itself.

Our counterparts at TMZ have learned that former Laguna Beach bad boy Jason Wahler was arrested over the weekend - the fourth time in nine months that the punk has been taken into custody.

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Wahler, who also went on to star on the first season of The Hills, was nabbed by the Seattle Police Department just after 2:00 AM for criminal trespassing and assault.

Police sources say Jason Wahler was booked into a King County jail early Sunday morning and was released on bail nine hours later.

In a sick rant that would make even Mel Gibson or Michael Richards cringe, Wahler allegedly spewed a barrage of racist and offensive slurs during his arrest, allegedly calling a police officer a "nig**r, fag**t, and poor f**k."

According to TMZ, police were dispatched to Seattle's Waterfront Marriot to respond to a fight involving Jason Wahler
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Security found Wahler wrestling on the lobby floor with an unidentified man. The police report says Wahler used his right fist to punch the unidentified man in the mouth. Wahler then ran from the hotel, only to return a short time later, when he was taken into custody.

On March 6, Wahler was sentenced to 60 days in an L.A. County Jail, and must turn himself in sometime before May 4 for that offense, in which he roughed up (and made racial slurs at) a tow truck driver.

Later this month, he's due in court in North Carolina to answer to charges of resisting arrest from a public officer during an underage drinking sweep.

He was also busted last August on cocaine possession and other charges in N.Y. City late last year. Needless to say, he's not in Laguna Beach anymore. Jackass!

Wahler's legal troubles now extend to four states - New York, California, North Carolina, and now Washington. It's an impressive run for an impressive guy. Just not the Andy Baldwin kind of impressive.

The rumored star of a sex tape with fellow Laguna Beach cutie and his ex-girlfriend, Lauren Conrad, could use the money for his attorneys. Too bad the tape isn't real.

Jessica Smith, the average-looking homebody who Wahler hooked up with on Laguna Beach, apparently tried to follow in his footsteps two weeks ago, getting charged with DUI after being arrested and locked up for three days.

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The bombshell dropped earlier this week, setting off a serious of raucous celebrations in the streets from Laguna Beach to Miami and everywhere in between.

The reason? Jason Wahler is going to the slammer.

Cavallari in Action

The former star of Laguna Beach and The Hills was released on bail following his latest arrest, but a day later, was convicted of battery stemming from an October 2006 altercation. As a result, he'll be spending two months in jail.

Given what a waste of space Wahler is, the meathead's peers can't help but sing the praises of this well-deserved sentencing. Below, his high school classmate, Kristin Cavallari, is seen whooping it up along with hordes of other revelers.

It truly is an event that everyone can celebrate. To illustrate this, take a look behind Kristin and you will see singer JoJo. Everybody's coming out to wish Wahler a happy time behind bars!

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With the 60-day jail sentence handed down to Jason Wahler (which followed his unrelated arrest in conjunction with an underage drinking raid last week), and our love of absurd gambling scenarios, T.H. Gossip can't help but wonder:

Who will be the next celebrity put behind bars?

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Well, since you asked, we'll break it down as best we can. Below are The Gossip's official opening lines for the Jason Wahler Sweepstakes - the winner of which gets no prize, of course, other than bragging rights and a stack of legal bills...

  • Lane Garrison (6:5). It's hard to beat the rap on manslaughter anyway, and he's not nearly big enough to buy is way out.
  • Bobby Brown (3:2). It's really more a question of when.
  • Snoop Dogg (2:1). He keeps getting slaps on the wrist (maybe because he's a narc, hypothesizes Suge Knight), but this Dogg winds up in the slammer a lot.
  • Michael Jackson (5:2). He likes little boys. Never a good sign.
  • Nicole Richie (7:1). She's got a prior DUI arrest on her record, making her most recent joyride punishable by jail time. Plus, if this girl isn't made to be a prison gang's bitch, we're really not sure who is.
  • Pete Doherty (10:1). We know it's just drug possession, but at some point, one of these charges is going to stick. Right?
  • Naomi Campbell (15:1). This is one out of control, phone-throwing nutjob, but community service seems more likely.
  • Britney Spears (20:1). Would it really surprise you at this point if she bolted from rehab, stole a car and wrapped it around a phone pole? Didn't think so.
  • Diddy (25:1). As much as we'd love to see this diva behind bars, telling someone you'll "smack flames" out of their ass, followed by one cheap shot to the face probably doesn't warrant jail time.
  • Lindsay Lohan (25:1). You always run the risk of getting into trouble when you ingest copious quantities of alcohol and hard drugs on a nightly basis.
  • Mischa Barton (25:1). She can't act. And gets into a lot of car accidents.
  • Russell Crowe (50:1). Will his temper get him into trouble?
  • O.J. Simpson (75:1). A bit of a loose cannon, this fellow. Well, hypothetically, at least.
  • David Hans Schmidt (100:1). You're never that far outside the reach of the law when your job title is "Celebrity Porn Broker."
  • Tara Conner (125:1). Fortunately for the troubled Miss USA, there are no laws against making out with other party-crazed, hot beauty pageant contestants. Open containers, on the other hand...
  • Brody Jenner (250:1). Only if chicks in jail are hot enough.

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You're not in The Hills anymore, jackass.

Well, not unless the Los Angeles County Jail is nestled between hills of some kind. And we're guessing it's not. That part of town is pretty flat.

Jason Wahler and Katja Decker-Sadowski Photo

Either way, Jason Wahler, star of The Hills and Laguna Beach, pleaded no contest to one count of battery, and was sentenced to 60 days in jail.

To prove just how often Jason Wahler gets arrested, this story is not related to this past weekend, when his punk ass was thrown in jail after resisting arrest during an underage drinking raid in a North Carolina nightclub.

No, his jail time is the result of a September 2006 altercation in which Wahler, 20, and model Kristin DeLuca, 25, were arrested and charged with battery. Their vehicle being blocked by a city vehicle and a tow truck, which were attempting to move an illegally parked car.

Naturally, they freaked, jumping out of their car and starting a fight with the city employee and the tow truck drivers. Wahler punched one of the drivers and DeLuca kicked the tow operator and spit in his face. Yikes. Downright Naomi Campbell-esque!

The drivers called the cops after restraining Wahler, who used to actually date Lauren Conrad. His blood alcohol level at the time of his arrest was 0.22 - nearly three times the legal limit.

Wahler pleaded no contest to one count of battery, and in addition to jail time, was ordered to attend 104 AA meetings and 36 hours of anger management classes.

DeLuca pleaded no contest to one count of battery and was sentenced to 24 months of probation. She also must serve 15 days working on the road with CalTrans.

Wahler, who was also busted last year in New York for bribery, criminal possession of a controlled substance, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, must participate in a one-day Museum of Tolerance program because of racial slurs he uttered during the L.A. beating.

Jason Wahler has until May 4 to turn himself in. In the meantime, we encourage him to consult Andy Dick and/or Michael Richards and/or Isaiah Washington for advice. Wait, no.

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Our counterparts at TMZ have learned that former Laguna Beach bad boy Jason Wahler was arrested and booked this weekend after cops say he "resisted a public officer" during a raid on underage drinkers in North Carolina.

The latest Jason Wahler arrest resulted in the Colin Farrell look-alike being sent to Pitt County (N.C.) Jail early Saturday morning, where this mug shot was taken...

Jason Wahler and Katja Decker-Sadowski Photo

He spent a few hours behind bars before posting a $1,000 bail.

Wahler, the meathead who dated Lauren Conrad on Laguna Beach and then again on her hit spin-off series, The Hills, is due to back in court in April.

J-Wahl's previous busts involved misdemeanor assault in L.A. and drug possession in N.Y.C. Man. That Brody Jenner might be a cheeseball and just out to increase his own celebrity, but LC certainly made a step up from this assclown.

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It is time, once again, for celebrity look-alikes at The Hollywood Gossip. Yesterday we brought you the fabulous Kristin Cavallari and a couple of other young blondes she resembles. Today, it's time for another Laguna Beach alum to be featured in all his greasiness.

Behold, Irish actor and ladykiller Colin Farrell and Reality TV "star" Jason Wahler - who while first becoming known to us on Laguna Beach, later resurfaced on The Hills, the Laguna spin-off featuring Lauren Conrad. She dumped his ass eventually.

Douchenozzle

Funny thing is, these two is that they may have more than looks and a penchant for getting arrested in common. TMZ reports that Wahler rolled to Hyde last night. Who else was there? Playboy centerfold Nicole Narain - co-star of the Colin Farrell sex tape (not to be confused with the woman allegedly stalking him)!

Okay, so that's a bit of a stretch. But come on. Jason Wahler got into Hyde! That's funny in and of itself. Speaking of sex tapes, wonder what Kim Kardashian is up to right now.

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Oh.

No.

Audrina, Heidi and Kristin Filming

She.

Didn't.

You know what they say. You can take the girl out of Laguna Beach, but you can't take the Laguna Beach out of the girl. Such is life with Kristin Cavallari, the original Laguna Beach drama queen. You knew she was going to be up to something with all that's gone down in the last few weeks.

If you know anything about Kristin, you know that her ex, Brody Jenner, is currently dating her arch-enemy, Lauren Conrad. What do you think Kristin's reaction was to LC & BJ taking a liking to one another? We'll give you a hint -- it probably wasn't positive.

In any event, remorse soon gives way to revenge in the Laguna world. Our scorned heroine Kristin has turned to none other than Jason Wahler -- he of Laguna Beach fame (and several recent hilarious arrests) who used to date LC.

Yes, that's him in the background.

Amazing. The one and only J-Wahl himself, carrying a pack of smokes and looking ready to tap the behind of his smoking new plaything. If his IQ were over 80, the douchebag would be wondering how he got caught up in this.

Wahler, for those who actually care, is the best buddy of Stephen Colletti, another Laguna guy and one who tanged both Kristin and Lauren.

This drama is hectic to the max. One thing's for sure: it isn't over, and Kristin's right. The new class has nothing on her.

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For the second time in less than a month, former Laguna Beach star and current meathead extraordinaire Jason Wahler has been arrested.

TMZ reports that "the LAPD arrested Jason Wahler on Friday for misdemeanor battery and set his bail at $20,000." He was released Saturday afternoon.

Jason Wahler and Katja Decker-Sadowski Photo

Jason and a female companion, Kristen Deluca, were evidently involved in an incident involving a Department of Transportation officer and a tow truck driver.

There was a physical altercation and the police were called to the scene. After police arrived, Wahler and Deluca were both arrested for battery.

Three weeks ago, the jackass was busted in New York and charged with one count each of disorderly conduct, possession of a controlled substance, resisting arrest and bribery.

According to court documents, the reality TV bad boy was obstructing traffic by standing in the street and creating a public disturbance. Officers then attempted to handcuff the 19-year-old, but he resisted.

When they performed a search on him, they allegedly found cocaine in his pants pocket. Wahler then allegedly tried to bribe officers into letting him go.

Boy, what would his ex-girlfriend, Lauren Conrad, think of all this? We have a pretty good idea, actually. Something like, "Thank God I'm no longer dating that waste."

Jason Wahler Biography

Jason Wahler Mug Shot Jason Wahler, a Laguna Beach and Hills veteran, is a meathead to the extreme. With four separate arrests in as many states, he's set the... More »
Born
Birthplace
Laguna Beach, California
Full Name
Jason Wahler

Jason Wahler Quotes

I think there's going to be some serious beat-downs. I so want to right now.

Jason Wahler [on Spencer Pratt]

I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.

Jason Wahler
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