On the most recent season of True Tori, viewers watched in abject horror as Tori Spelling cried multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two head cases, considering the latter is an admittedly depressed, cheating alcoholic and the former is, well, Tori Spelling?

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Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are headed for a divorce because the former will soon grow sick and tired of her pathetic husband.

At least according to Bethenny Frankel's mother, Bernadette Birk, a woman who makes Dina Lohan look like Parent of the Century.

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