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There may be a lot of action ahead on the new season of Bethenny Ever After  - which premieres February 20 on Bravo - but none of it will take place between the sheets.

So says the star herself in the latest issue of Life & Style, telling the tabloid her marriage is "not perfect."

Bethenny Frankel in Bed

Note to Bethenny: When it bed, put down the phone and pick up your husband's... nevermind.

"Jason and I are just settling into what married life really is, without the excitement of a wedding and the baby," Frankel says. "We come from totally different backgrounds, and we're going through it. I'm in therapy. I've always been good at business, but I've always struggled with relationships."

Case in point: on the premiere, viewers will listen as Frankel explains that "intimacy" between the couple is "challenging," giving us an image we now can't erase from our minds: "Jason's penis has cobwebs on it."

Enjoy quips such as this while you can, fans: the third season of Bethenny Ever After will be this show's swan song.

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Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are headed for a divorce because the former will soon grow sick and tired of her pathetic husband.

At least according to Bethenny Frankel's mother, Bernadette Birk, a woman who makes Dina Lohan look like Parent of the Century.

Bethenny Frankel and Family

"Right now, he is a good father, but soon she won’t need him and she will dump him," Bernadette tells Star Magazine. “It won’t last. He is really too weak for her.”

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Can we take away the question mark in the title of Bethenny Getting Married? now please? She's both hitched in real life and even on her TV show.

This week, her and husband Jason Hoppy jetted off to St. Bart for their honeymoon, which included skinny dipping, anxiety and more. Also, Bethenny posed for a pregnant nude photo shoot. Take it away, THG Real Housewives correspondent....

With their fabulous wedding behind them and Shawn getting himself cryogenically frozen so he can get some serious rest, Bethenny and Jason jet off to honeymoon on St. Bart’s.  “I’m trying to be the sexy new bride but I’m a disaster,” Bethenny says. 

This statement sets us up for a week filled with immense fun and laughter as well as hormone-induced crying jags and panic attacks, the highs and the lows occurring most likely within two seconds of each other.

The Housewives Girl

Once on the island, they hop into their rental BMW and speed off across the gorgeous landscape.  Of course they are renting a BMW - can you imagine these two in a Ford Fiesta?  They arrive at the resort where they have a private villa with butler service.  Their villa is gorgeous, enormous, and complete with their own huge pool with giant turtles wandering around it, munching contentedly on tropical grasses.

As soon as their luggage hits the floor, Bethenny is immediately topless and she and Jason are in the pool.  “When those doors opened, honestly, you took my breath away,” Jason tells Bethenny about their wedding day. 

They say many sweet things to each other and what little clothes they were wearing end up in a sodden heap pool-side.  Gigantic iguanas look on suspiciously from the bushes. Jason and Bethenny’s entire submerged and naked bodies are blurred out.

Next, the two hit the beach.  “I really feel like a pig that needs to be roasted on the beach at a luau,” Bethenny tells us.  Jason is particularly fond of commenting on Bethenny’s cankles and her “sausage-link” toes and, luckily, she has a good attitude about it all.  She tells us repeatedly that she feels fat and gross but really she must be feeling pretty confident because her bathing suit is essentially a bikini and pretty skimpy at that.  Plus, she looks amazing. 

Sure she’s pregnant but she’s totally toned.  It’s as hot as a seven months pregnant woman can possibly look.  Also, she is sporting a big, floppy fluorescent pink hat and she will wear this hat pretty much non-stop throughout the rest of the honeymoon.

Arriving back at their suite, they find a large, wet animal poop on the floor.  Bethenny dry heaves, runs through the villa, and freaks out.  They are sure it’s one of those huge iguanas done snuck into their bungalow and took a dump but their search turns up nothing. 

Then, they wax a happy trail of dark hair that has developed on Bethenny’s belly.

Bump hair successfully removed, the newlyweds have breakfast (pink hat in attendance) and discuss a number of things, including:

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Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are now husband and wife ... and expectant parents in a matter of weeks. The pregnant reality star married Sunday in NYC.

After a rocky dating history that aired publicly on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City, Bethenny and Jason made it official at the Four Seasons Hotel.

As for her attire? A glowing, nearly eight months pregnant Bethenny Frankel donned a white suit with "Bride" inscribed on her back, as she posed for cameras.

Then a wedding dress later, presumably.

Congratulations to the newlyweds!

Co-star Jill Zarin wasn't likely to attend the event because of their epic feud, although cast members Alex McCord and Ramona Singer were expected be there.

The natural foods chef, former Apprentice hopeful and New York Times best-selling author has been on The Real Housewives of New York City for three years.

It was confirmed she became engaged to Jason Hoppy in October after months of rumors ... she also apparently became pregnant right around then it seems.

All the drama and excitement of Bethenny's big day was captured by Bravo cameras, of course, for the network's future spin-off, Bethenny's Getting Married.

That riveting, can't miss program debuts sometime this summer.

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After weeks of dragging out the rumors in order to create headlines speculation, Bethenny Frankel has confirmed the worst kept secret on reality TV:

She's engaged to Jason Hoppy!

"He liked it so much he put a ring on it!" the entrepreneur, channeling her inner Beyonce told E! News.

Hoppy proposed in Frankel's apartment, presenting her with an 8-carat ring. No wonder she said yes! The pair has been dating since December 2008.

"It feels great, because I'm with the right person," said Frankel. "He's may be regretting it because it's been beyond a week and he's in panic mode – no, we're enjoying it."

Frankel and Hoppy

The other major Real Housewives of New York City news this week was that Sonja Morgan and Jennifer Gilbert are joining the cast.

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It looks like Bethenny Frankel will finally become a real housewife.

The reality TV star, who stands out among the cast of Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City, is planning to get married to her boyfriend of eight months, Jason Hoppy.

Pregnant Bethenny Frankel

After she was was spotted wearing a diamond ring in Miami on July 4, her rep contacted Us Weekly and confirmed that is client is engaged.

"I can confirm Bethenny and Jason are in love and plan on getting married," the rep said. "So I guess this is the starter ring."

Not exactly the sort of attention-grabbing engagement announcement we'd expect from Frankel, but we guess we're happy for her and Hoppy.

While Frankel has talked openly about her struggle to find love in the past, she hasn't been able to keep quiet about her feelings for Hoppy.

"I'm in love," Frankel said earlier this year. "I'm pretty much certain I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him... I'm really happy."

But will Hoppy be happy with the fact that his fiancee will soon be nude for all to see, as part of a PETA campaign? He hasn't commented on it yet.

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