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It's been so long since our last Gummi Bear sighting.

Back then, he was just doing his thing - taking vacations even though he has no job, flipping off celeb gossip media, looking portly.

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This weekend, however? Jason Davis was busted for cocaine.

The grandson of the late oil tycoon Marvin Davis and the brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was stopped by LAPD traffic cops on Friday night.

Cops tell TMZ that they found a controlled substance on his person - and then arrested Gummi Bear and threw his ass in jail at around 7:30 p.m.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis makes Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis look healthy.

Jason Davis was booked at 4 a.m. Law enforcement officers say he called a person he said was his stepfather who came at about 1:30 p.m. on Saturday and posted $10,000 bail. Hard to imagine where he came up with the cash.

Law enforcement sources later reported to the media that the controlled substance Jason Davis was busted with was, in fact, cocaine.

Poor Gummi Bear. Reports say the ursine specimen got popped by LAPD on Ventura Blvd. in Van Nuys, Calif., and is due back in court on March 10.

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Ah, there he is. Our favorite ursine specimen has emerged! Deciding that hibernating up north was just too tough this winter, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis decided to take a vacation. From his day job, which involves doing absolutely nothing.

We're not sure what was on his mind, or how many animals he devoured during the holidays. But in any case, as he strolled down the beach, Jason Davis - brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis - had this message for the celebrity news media:

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A portly Gummi Bear (Jason Davis) wishes us the best!

Some days, you are wished a Merry Christmas by Lucy Pinder naked in all her glory in Nuts magazine. Others, you get flipped off by Gummi Bear. C'est la vie.

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Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis has developed - wait for it - a flesh eating disease! Anybody got a veterinarian's number on you?

Gummi Bear has a staph infection, a TMZ staffer reports. How did he do it? Why, scraping his legs in a nasty fall a couple of months ago.

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No word on whether Jason Davis was sprinting after a runaway plate of pasta at the time he happened to suffer the nasty spill.

The open wounds became infected, causing "weeping" sores that spread all over his body, back and legs. One could say (wait for it) that it's rather unbearable!

"I am literally being eating alive," said Brandon Davis' brother.

Alright, enough of this nonsense. From now on if we want to talk about some serious flesh we wouldn't mind eating, we'll stick to Mary-Louise Parker naked.

But in other Gummi Bear news (sorry), the ursine wonder stole the show at the beach last weekend ... by stealing the camera of a celebrity news reporter!

Jason Davis, wrapped in a blue sarong, traded a pack of smokes for a camera and put on a show, chasing after How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days producer Christine Forsyth-Peters.

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The great Jason Davis, better known as Gummi Bear, was recently involved in an incident in which someone was rear-ended.

And surprisingly, Perez Hilton wasn't involved.

Yes, America's favorite ursine sensation was in a little car confrontation last night, but not to worry, the car was unhurt.

Witnesses say Davis banged a driver who failed to step on it immediately after a traffic light turned green. Do not hold up the Bear!

Sporting a dent in his forehead and what appears to be remnants of a donut in his teeth, Gummi Bear chatted up TMZ outside the restaurant Forte in Beverly Hills.

There, the waddling bottle blonde and brother of Brandon Davis brought the celebrity news site up to date on his latest forest wanderings.

As usual, Jason Davis said he is working on a project, but he wouldn't say exactly what. He did note, though, that he and brother Greasy Bear "don't just take up time and space," (yeah, right) and that he was trying to "build my own name."

One (burp) sandwich at a time.

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It's a battle of epic proportions.

Literally. These guys are huge!

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Some of our celebrity look-alikes are a stretch. Okay, most of them. But we think we've got something here with this large and gruesome twosome.

We're not calling Jason Davis fat, but let's just say that when his beeper goes off, people assume he's backing up. His nickname is also Gummi Bear.

But the brother of Brandon Davis (a.k.a. Greasy Bear) might have nothing on the former comedian and new host of The Price Is Right, Mr. Drew Carey.

The price may be right for the dude with the prop glasses and famous for The Drew Carey Show, but whatever the scale says in the morning is definitely wrong. So wrong.

Who do you like better, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis or Drew Carey?

Yesterday, we learned that the Gummi Bear will be attending outpatient detox treatment to deal with a plethora of issues (such as brawling with Perez Hilton), but his rep insists, "Jason is not in rehab. He did not check himself into any treatment. He's not receiving outpatient treatment or counseling."

Clear on that? We're not.

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This just goes to show that you can't keep a good bear down! Go Gummi Bear!

Our friends at TMZ report that the rambunctious Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis entered a treatment program at Promises rehab center in Malibu.

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Following a spectacular series of appearances in front of the cameras (a fight with Perez Hilton taking the cake) and hitting the club scene hard for many months, the portly oil heir has apparently decided to go clean.

Earlier this month, Gummi Bear, the BIG brother of Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, reported that he's "working on a number of projects," but wasn't very specific.

Promises has been the site of various celebrity rehab dramas of late, including Lindsay Lohan and the amazing Britney Spears, among others.

A rep for Gummi Bear, who apparently has a rep (!?) had no comment.

When asked if Jason Davis had, in fact, checked in, a spokesperson for Promises would neither confirm nor deny that information.

However, later, a source told TMZ that Gummi Bear will be receiving outpatient detox treatment with daily counseling at the facility.

Here's hoping it works out a little better than whatever program Lindsay Lohan was on. Talk about throwing your money away!

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It's been brewing for awhile, but no one has cared because it's only that disgrace to celebrity news Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, and oil heir Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear.

But when words - and blows - are exchanged outside Les Deux, well, we've finally got to start covering this strange celebrity feud.

TMZ reports that an enraged Jason Davis body-slammed Perez in front of Les Deux last night as tensions between the two escalated.

Wearing a festive silk blouse that may have caused the extinction of silkworms, Gummi ripped Perez Hilton a new one as a response to Perez's vomit-filled tirade the other night.

Jason Davis has been in the news a lot lately, although mostly for his own punditry, and we're not really sure why anyone cares. But no matter.

Calling the portly celebrity gossip purveyor a "desperate homosexual," the portly, vehemently anti-racism Gummi Bear apparently doesn't mind a l'il homo hating.

Somewhere, Isaiah Washington is smiling.

After the dustup, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and added that Hilton is "a miserable, moronic human being."

Well, no one can argue with Jason Davis on that one.

Gummi Bear concluded his Perez Hilton hate-fest by saying that he didn't "give two sh!ts" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

In addition to being the lesser-known, less cool brother of Brandon Davis (yes, it's actually true), Jason is frequently seen on celebrity gossip blogs getting turned away at clubs.

That about sums it up.

Jason Davis Biography

Jason Davis Mug Shot The portly and almost equally annoying brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, the greatest ursine specimen of them all, Jason "Gummi... More »
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