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The Robertsons are back and better than ever on A&E, and Wednesday's Duck Dynasty Season 7 Episode 1 saw them embark on a truly epic journey.

To Scotland! Duck Commander CEO, Duck Dynasty Executive Producer, Father of Five and Certified Boss Hog Willie Robertson had to go there on business.

What's the point of having a TV show if you can't bring the family along, as they've shown fans before and you know if you watch Duck Dynasty online?

Exactly. And Scotland offered the added intrigue of helping the Louisiana family reconnect with its ancestral roots in Duck Dynasty Season 7 Episode 1.

The one-hour installment was titled “Glory Is the Reward of Mallard," an ode to the both the clan's Scottish lineage and its current Louisiana lifestyle.

There is some culture shock, predictably. Scotland features much colder weather than the Duck Commander crew is used to back in West Monroe.

As expected, the family dons kilts, which leads to some memorable exchanges, and partakes in fishing and golfing as well as their area of expertise.

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A Duck Dynasty musical has been given the green light.

No... really!

According to various reports, a stage production based on the life of the Robertson family will be produced by the company behind Jersey Boys and hit the Rio Hotel Las Vegas in 2015.

The Robertson Family

Titled The Duck Commander Family Musical, the play will reportedly be based on "The Duck Commander Family: How Faith, Family, and Ducks Built a Dynasty," a book by Willie and Korie Robertson.

The show will NOT feature anyone in the Robertson family, as actors will portray members of this controversial family, The Hollywood Reporter states.

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A&E has announced the return date for Duck Dynasty.

The wildly popular reality series will premiere Season 7 with a one-hour episode on Wednesday, November 19 at 9/8c.

Jase Robertson: No Beard!
Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy.

According to a network press release, upcoming story lines will include:

  • Willie become an assistance football coach on Lil’ Will’s football team.
  • The family taking over a local TV show for a holiday special.
  • Mark Ballas, of Dancing With the Stars fame, visiting Monroe and trying to teach Willie and Kay some moves.

On the opener itself, Willie will take a business trip to Scotland in order to expand the duck call business, bringing his loved ones along with him.

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There was a time when the Robertson family of A&E's Duck Dynasty fame were not redneck royalty, as they reminded us on last night's season finale.

If you watch Duck Dynasty online, you know this well. But it was really driven home this week as the gang headed to the lake to celebrate Willie’s birthday.

“When I was a kid [at] D’Arbonne Lake, we didn't have the means,” said Jase. “We're going to go back to our roots, but this time we're going to do it right.”

Of course, Jase forgot the key to Godwin’s uncle’s lake house where they would be staying, while Si looked back fondly on going in the lake as a kid.

Yes, as in going #1 or #2 for that matter.

“Look, I don’t know what the big deal is okay?” said Si, as only Si says such a thing. “The lake is like having a shower and bathroom combo, okay."

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This week, on Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 8, the Robertsons returned to their roots: Duck calls. And someone returned one of said duck calls, citing poor quality.

If you watch Duck Dynasty, you know there have been some "Before the Dynasty" vignettes lately, showing the gang before their rise to A&E reality stardom.

Throwing it back to 2009, we saw Jase Robertson read a customer complaint stating, “To whom it may concern, bought duck call, sounds good, it ‘wables.’”

Consulting the dictionary and failing to find what “wables” means, Jase realized the customer meant that the call wobbles, when rolled across a flat surface.

As Jase told the concerned customer, “if it doesn’t wobble, it wouldn’t work.” And with that, all was right with the warehouse again. Elsewhere in West Monroe?

Phil showed up with a smelly plastic bag full of beaver dung. Standard.

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Wednesday on Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 7, what began as a friendly game of badminton escalated into a full-on battle for sibling supremacy.

Of the outdoor and wilderness variety. Even Alan got in on the action!

Often maligned and subject to his older siblings' harassment, Jep said of his badminton triumph over WIllie and Jase: “They are losers, just not very good ones.”

True to form, Willie and Jase challenged their brothers to ... anything.

Pick an activity outside, the hirsute duo boasted, and they will prevail.

Jep produced a comeback familiar to those who watch Duck Dynasty online: "I'm better looking and I'm my mom’s favorite. Beat that ding dongs."

The ding dongs' challenge? Getting dropped off in the middle of the woods, teaming up in pairs, and racing back to Phil and Miss Kay's residence.

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Things turned serious on Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 4.

Kind of. Sort of. At least when compared to the many poop jokes made on Duck Dynasty Season 6 Episode 3.

On the latest installment of this A&E smash, Duck Commander hosted a pancake breakfast to support the West Monroe fire department, as learned that Willie once gave the police chief an "atomic wedgie” and that Si has an interesting pancake-eating system.

"My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance," explained the latter.

Police Chief Chuckles (real name!) then sets Willie, Jase and Jep up to learn about fighting fires for an afternoon.

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