Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson has a message for Tyra Banks: F*ck you! Eat a bag of royal skank!

Indeed, the former America's Next Top Model panelist now takes extreme issue with the show and its host, telling Janice TV at FilmOn.com that The CW competition is "rigged" because "CoverGirl are the ones who choose the model - not any of the judges."

The show made headlines this week when Lisa D'Amato was named the first winner of America's Next Top Model: All-Stars, following the dismissal of finalist Angelea Preston, reportedly because she leaked spoilers prior to the finale.

"The fact of the matter is [Tyra Banks] makes like $90 million," Dickinson said. "She makes a lot of money per year still hawking that franchise worldwide - they're doing it in every country - and it's CoverGirl who chooses the winner."

In response to this allegation, The CW has released a simple statement that reads: "This is completely untrue."

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Tila Tequila may not be appearing on the next season of Celebrity Rehab, but viewers can rest assured:

Janice Dickinson has the train wrecked, nut job quota filled.

The former model and all-around insane person (she once copped to playing a role in her father's death) will seek Dr. Drew Pinsky's help with alcohol abuse on this insulting joke of a reality show, as first reported by TMZ.

Dicksinson last made news in December when she posed with her boyfriend and caused numerous onlookers to vomit.

While the show tries to recruit Jennifer Capriati, the only "stars" currently booked to join Janice on the new season of Celebrity Rehab are Bonnie Pointer, Jeremy London and his ex-wife.

Janice Dickinson needs to get a room.

And a life.

The attention-starved former model, who has made headlines in the past for claiming she murdered her father, has resorted to Speidi-like tactics in order to be photographed by the paparazzi.

Over the weekend, Dickinson and her boyfriend were standing outside Barney's in Los Angeles. Upon spotting a photographer, Janice simulated oral sex on her man and then stuck her tongue in his mouth for all to see. It was a gruesome scene.

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At least the washed-up D-lister didn't ramble drunkenly against the cameraman this time. She's been known to do so in the past, while screaming: “I’m totally f*%ked up!”

We know, Janice. Trust us. We know.

Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed original supermodel, has never been one to refrain from speaking her mind. Especially when provoked by paparazzi.

Plenty of stars have earned headlines for getting violent with members of the celebrity gossip media, but the Mesozoic model goes ape$h!t like no other.

Circled by vultures and berated as a “great distraction,” the reality TV mainstay went on a profane tirade whilst beating a cameraman with her scarf.

Despite visible intoxication outside Nobu, Janice Dickinson actually got in her car to drive away. Thankfully, when she went to chase another photographer, her friend got behind the wheel as Dickinson screamed “I’m totally f*%ked up!”

Then they drove off. That's it. Check out this epic meltdown below:

Drunken Janice Dickinson Attacks Cameraman

Considering how incredibly ugly she is, Janice Dickinson should keep her opinions about others to herself.

On The Today Show this morning, the former model did at least stand up for Jennifer Love Hewitt in light of her recent bikini picture controversy.

We'd love to see Tyra Banks nude. Janice Dickinson naked? Not so much. Case closed.

But Janice Dickinson then lived up to the first syllable of her last name by taking the conversation a step further and comparing Hewitt to Tyra Banks.

"These are unflattering camera angles on her," Janice said about the fiancee or Ross McCall. "You want to see someone who's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat. This girl is not fat."

Al Roker tried to come to Banks' defense, and Dickinson tried to backtrack by saying, "I'm kidding because I love Miss Banks," but we're not buying it.

Janice Dickinson is such a dog, we're shocked Michael Vick didn't try to fight her.

Janice Dickinson is a fossil. And an outspoken fan of plastic surgery.

And she has some new work she is planning on taking public real soon.

The self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel," underwent a tummy tuck and "mini neck lift" Monday in Beverly Hills. The surgeon: Dr. Frank Ryan, plastic surgeon to the stars who famously did Heidi Montag's boob job.

Hey, you go to the best with this stuff. The star of The Hills has a nice fake rack, too, so we assume this means good things for Janice Dickinson's new... neck.

A source tells Us Weekly that while "Janice knows people think she didn't need a tummy tuck," she's been complaining about "lots of extra skin" (ew) on her lower abdomen and wanted tighter abs. Don't we all.

The source adds that she opted for the mini neck lift as an after thought because "she might as well since she was going under." Naturally.

According to the source, Dickinson, a former America's Next Top Model judge and current star of Oxygen Network's Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, is now resting at the Serenity after-care center in Santa Monica.

Just prior to having a facelift in 2004, Janice Dickinson explained the appeal of plastic surgery to Entertainment Tonight:

"I consider plastic surgery important because I'm in front of the camera, I still model, and, quite frankly, I was noticing my skin looking like a turkey wobbler. I'm just trying to hang on to what I got."

Yep. Ashlee Simpson surely concurs. This just makes the prospect of Janice Dickinson nude and campaigning for PETA all the more enticing.

At least we don't have to see Janice Dickinson naked in the photo below.

But we do need to put up with more nonsense from people who think getting naked in the name of animal protection is the best way to spend their time. (No offense, Holly Madison nude. You're the exception.)

Other celebrities that have contributed to this fight include Pamela Anderson and Famke Janssen. But we're most bothered by Dickinson and the underwear-clad male models seen here, rallying on behalf of PETA's "We'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign.

Aren't there better causes to protest? Like the Iraq war, where actual human beings are dying? Or Michael Vick and dogfighting, if they wish to remain topical?

Phew. We can focus our eye balls on the Mary-Louise Parker nude billboard behind these idiots campaigning on behalf of PETA.

"By showing some of our skin, we hope to help save animals' skins," the crazy, former model said.

Give Dickinson credit on that: if she ever threatened to take it all off, we probably would give in to all demands. No horny cops will be asking for nude photos of her any time soon.

In the end, we're not anti-animals by any means. We just have our priorities straight. Let's focus on people living in poverty and Britney Spears receiving professional help before we care about the occasional minx being killed.

Thank goodness for underwear.

Otherwise, the photo below would give us a Janice Dickinson crotch shot that would rival anything Britney Spears or Paris Hilton has ever poisoned our eyes with.

We have no idea who the old dude alongside this former model is, but he looks less than enthused to be holding hands with an insane Dickinson as she frolics way too freely. Even Tila Tequila wears more clothing than this. Occasionally.

Call us crazy, but in a match-up of elder super models, we'll take Heidi Klum nude over Janice Dickinson nude any day.

Janice Dickinson is ugly and insane.

This is far from newsworthy. It's like reporting that Paula Abdul enjoys pain medication.

But the fact that Dickinson recently admitted to playing a role in her abusive father's death? Okay, now you have our attention.

'When my father was having a heart attack, I threw his heart pills out of the ambulance window," the crazy model told Reveal magazine in an interview. "I killed him, but I have no regrets. It doesn't feel good, but I'd do it all over again."

Strong words. We wonder if they'll lead to Janice joining Paris Hilton in prison.

If so, she'll miss out on having lots of sex with famous people. Dickinson claims she's had over 1,000 lovers, among them Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty, each of whom thought they were the best.

"They all think they're so special but I was like: "You're not unique, I'm going to go and date the other Academy Award winner!" Dickinson proudly said. "My mantelpiece used to be lined with Academy Awards I nicked from the stars I'd slept with; I gave them back eventually.'

Somewhere - rehab, probably - Lindsay Lohan is getting pissed that someone else is acting sluttier than she is.

Meanwhile, despite the fact that she has intercourse with boyfriend Joe Caplin "until the cows come home," Janice says there's a famous Brit she'd like to shag:

"I'd f**k Simon Cowell in a heartbeat. And I think his girlfriend's pretty cute - I'd f**k her, too."

It's nice to see this woman isn't at all desperate for attention, isn't it? Especially as she ends the interview by talking about Pete Doherty's penis for some reason. Kate Moss might wanna watch out.

"I wouldn't judge Pete Doherty by his looks, he might have a 12 foot penis!' Dickinson said without any prompting at all.

Last year, we were all about the crotch shot queens. Also known as the ho train.

Also, this Katie Holmes crotch shot would have been cool... if we didn't get negged.

This one below, however? We would just as soon have passed, but we don't have a choice in this line of work, so we bring it to you anyway. Sorry.

After dining at hotspot eatery, Koi, on Tuesday, the "original" supermodel and one-time America's Next Top Model judge proved to be anything but...

Coy. Get it? Whatevs. Anyway, Janice Dickinson flashed her business to photographers as she entered a car, and we've got a picture of it. If you want to look.

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The 52-year-old mother of two, who loves the Kama Sutra, offers a gross glimpse into her nether region... which we've covered up, fortunately for you. For us, the damage is done.

We recommend Janice have that thing looked at. Maybe Dr. Sandeep Kapoor is available to perform an examination. Or at least Travis Barker.