Jamie Lynn Spears

If you thought the staff at The Hollywood Gossip was all out of Britney Spears-related news, you were extremely wrong.

Well, sort of. This is actually a story about Jamie Lynn Spears, who made a stop in Milan, Italy, Friday to promote the 2007 Kids' Choice Awards. The aspiring singer and star of Zoey 101 was already named Favorite TV Female Actress earlier this year. Go JL!

We're happy to see Britney's little sister come into her own and begin her rise to stardom. But Jamie Lynn, just promise us three things, please:

1. Never combine your two names into one nonsensical one an effort to mimic that nutjob Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn.
2. When and if you get even more famous, remember to wear underwear. We don't need an underage remix of last week's Britney Spears crotch shot.
3. Do no, under any circumstances, allow Wilmer Valderrama to bone you.

Yes, it's a difficult time for Britney Spears.

Not only is she leaving a talented, loving musician behind in her divorce, but there's a chance Brit might lose custody of Jayden James Federline and his adorable older brother, Sean Preston.

But cry us a river, Britney. You're the one asking for your walking papers. Have you even stopped to consider the effect this will have on your little sister, Jaime Lynn Spears?

Seen here with some bored looking tall dude that wishes he were as hip as K-Fed, Jamie Lynn has resorted to shopping at Wal-Mart.

Why? Because she has to prepare to a life of the poor now that she won't be reaping the riches of her former brother-in-law's album sales any longer.

Oh well. At least the younger Spears can take comfort in this fact: she looks very much like Kristin Cavallari.

According to some celebrity look-alike submissions, a Britney Spears picture can look an awful lot like a Jessica Simpson picture.

Ouch. Sorry, Jess. It was really all in the dress. Bam Margera thinks you look good. Anyway.

That got The Gossip to thinking: What about the younger Spears sibling, Jamie Lynn? Who does she resemble? After looking through some Laguna Beach pictures, we found the answer:

Kristen Cavallari.

Don't worry, Kristen, this is a compliment. Jamie Lynn isn't constantly pregnant and/or married to any talentless garbage from the trailer park (no offense, Kevin Federline).

She's just young and cute. Sort of like how Dustin Diamond used to be before he starting making sex tapes.