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We all know that text messages can sometimes be hilarious. Like when they're sent by mom.

Or if the the characters on Game of Thrones ever learned how to text.

But sometimes it's best to just put your phone away and think twice - nay, three times! - before picking it back up and hitting Send.

Like when you're slamming a famous ex-girlfriend and her untalented lady parts. Or when you're a married professional golfer and you wanna bang a porn star. Or when your name is Anthony Weiner.

Below, THG presents 13 of the most well-known celebrity text message scandals of all-time, with far too many involving penis photos and one too many involving a bloodied, beaten Rihanna:

Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez
They've gotten back together and broken up again since, but in January 2014, Justin Bieber allgedly texted Selena Gomez to keep her "talentless [lady part]" away from him.

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Here's one we probably should've seen coming. Two of the most self-important weirdos in entertainment might be hooking up and all we can do is hope that it doesn't result in some sort of mega-hipster baby that pops out of the womb talking about bands you've never heard of. 

Lana Del Rey has been on a tear since ending her engagement to Barrie-James O'Neill and it looks as though - like so many starlets before her - she may have fallen into the Franco trap.

Lana Del rey and James Franco

It's a known fact that Franco will bang anyone not named Lindsay Lohan, so when we see a photo like the one above, we naturally assume that Lana and James are knockin' boots and discoursing on existentialism together.

On the left is Lana's sister, and we have no way of knowing if she's been able to able to escape Franco's magnetic douchiness, but she's not famous, so James probably literally can't see her.

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North Korea denounced Seth Rogen and James Franco's upcoming film, The Interview, for a second time yesterday, threatening the U.S. over its release.

A statement released by North Korea's official news agency, KCNA, said The Interview was created by "gangster filmmakers" and should not be screened.

"The act of making and screening such a movie that portrays an attack on our top leadership is the most wanton act of terror and act of war, and is absolutely intolerable."

The film, which hits theaters in October, features Rogen and Franco as a talk show host duo hired to go undercover and assassinate Kim Jong Un.

Kim is played by actor Randall Park. The real Kim is not a fan of Rogen and Franco's movies, although he'll probably see the flick anyway if it's released.

Which it had better not be, the rogue state warns.

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Kim Jong Un may heart Dennis Rodman and the NBA, but his U.S. cultural love doesn't extend to movies - at least not if James Franco and Seth Rogen are in them.

In their upcoming film The Interview, James and Seth play talk show hosts-turned-undercover agents tasked by the U.S. government with assassinating Kim.

They had us at James and Seth ... and the fact that North Korea is already decrying the movie doesn't exactly make us less inclined to support it.

Kim Myong-chol, a spokesman for the regime, said "There is a special irony in this storyline as it shows the desperation of the US government and society."

"A film about the assassination of a foreign leader mirrors what the U.S. has done in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Ukraine," adds the rep for North Korea.

"And let us not forget who killed [John F.] Kennedy - Americans. In fact, [Barack] Obama should be careful in case the U.S. military wants to kill him as well."

Well then. Moving on. Kim Myong-chol said Kim Jong Un favors British films, claiming that Hollywood movies are too "full of assassinations and executions."

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James Franco has made no secret of his literary ambitions. The actor, artist and nude selfie enthusiast has already published multiple volumes of fiction, and his latest work is a gem of a short story about "a fictional Hollywood girl" who just happens to be named Lindsay.

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In "Bungalow 89," Franco introduces his totally made-up character thusly:

"I ran my fingers through her hair and thought about this girl sleeping on my chest, our fictional Hollywood girl, Lindsay...I hope she gets better. You see, she is famous. She was famous because she was a talented child actress, and now she's famous because she gets into trouble. She is damaged."

Yeah, that doesn't sound anything like the cracked-out Lindsay we know.

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Celebrities, the objects of our obsessions, pretty faces for whom we pine, hot bodies of both the male and female variety. But they're more than just the sum of their parts.

They're actually pretty darn smart, too. Well, some of them are.

We could argue that all of them are smart for being able to make a career out of being on television and in movies and getting paid to wear designer clothes.

On the flip side, we have the likes of Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber to consider. We're not calling them dumb, but...

Anyway, there are a shocking number of Ivy Leaguers, magna cum laude graduates and members of Mensa in Hollywood. Forget film and TV; they've published papers and earned Ph.Ds. 

Here are 31 celebrities who are really, really smart ...

Danica McKellar
Danica McKellar might not have been as good a dancer as the others, but she's better at math than them. She's authored four books advocating math education for girls.

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What does one of the world's most successful pop artists have in common with a Fox News contributor?

How is a model similar to a Pretty Little Liars star, who is similar to... however the heck you would describe Courtney Stodden?

All have donned their birthday suits online at various points in the recent past, posting photos to Instagram of themselves in bed, on a hotel balcony or, in the case of Harry Styles, just hanging out with friends. Naked.

Consider the following images Not Safe for Work (or Wife) and click around now. Be warned, however:

One photo really is of Geraldo Rivera nude. Take whatever precaution necessary before viewing.

Harry Styles Naked
Harry Styles is very much naked in this Instagram photo. If only that guy would move his head!!!

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Some were brought together by music, others by meth. One couple bonded over religion, two more over humor. One friendship started in Boston, another in the halls of a fictional hospital.

But the following famous bromances all have one thing in common, as sang by the very first pairing listed below:

Guy love, that’s all it is... Guy love, he’s mine I’m his... There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes... It’s guy love, between two guys.

Indeed, J.D. and Turk had it right a long time ago on Scrubs.

It's always fun when two male pals hit it off in Hollywood. Flip through the top 13 friendships of this nature below and sing it loud and proud: It's guy love!

Zach Braff and Donald Faison
It's guy love between Zach Braff and Donald Faison! These Scrubs stars have maintained a bromance many years after that beloved sitcom went off the air.

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There's a good reason most porn stars don't use their real names. They don't want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. 

Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling "porn star name generator," which is exactly what we did to determine these.

Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say.

The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn?

Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself!

James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?

And let's not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars, for real. We're saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions:

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When so many of Hollywood's finest fall into the downward spiral of alcoholism and drug abuse, it's sort of refreshing to find celebrities who manage to pull themselves back from the brink.

Or avoid it completely. Take Blake Lively, who prefers curling up with her hottie husband Ryan Reynolds to relax instead of unwinding with a glass of wine.

With a husband like Ryan Reynolds, who can blame her?

Blake Lively
Blake Lively is a foodie instead of a drinker and prefers curling up on the couch with husband Ryan Reynolds to relax instead of pouring herself a glass of wine.

Stars like Christina Ricci and Russell Brand have a well-documented history of drug and alcohol abuse, but were thankfully able to get themselves clean and stay that way.

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