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There's a good reason most porn stars don't use their real names. They don't want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. 

Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling "porn star name generator," which is exactly what we did to determine these.

Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say.

The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn?

Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself!

James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?

And let's not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars, for real. We're saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions:

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When so many of Hollywood's finest fall into the downward spiral of alcoholism and drug abuse, it's sort of refreshing to find celebrities who manage to pull themselves back from the brink.

Or avoid it completely. Take Blake Lively, who prefers curling up with her hottie husband Ryan Reynolds to relax instead of unwinding with a glass of wine.

With a husband like Ryan Reynolds, who can blame her?

Blake Lively
Blake Lively is a foodie instead of a drinker and prefers curling up on the couch with husband Ryan Reynolds to relax instead of pouring herself a glass of wine.

Stars like Christina Ricci and Russell Brand have a well-documented history of drug and alcohol abuse, but were thankfully able to get themselves clean and stay that way.

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Another day, another eyebrow-raising shirtless Instagram photo of James Franco, who enjoys nothing more than publicly blasting shirtless James Franco photos.

The actor's latest effort was captioned, "SELFIEMADNESS The adderall diaries." He will soon star in a film based on Stephen Elliott's memoir by that name:

James Franco Shirtless on Instagram

Looking like he's in prime seduce underage girls on Instagram mode, Franco is seen with pants unbuttoned and his underwear exposed in a provocative manner.

That or the 36-year-old's just trying to mimic the image posted next to his mirror, which from the looks of it is a 1975 Robert Mapplethorpe self-portrait.

Either way, it's pure vintage, borderline creepy James Franco.

Earlier this year, the topic of James Franco selfies came up after he tried to pick up a teenager using social media (he backed off when he learned her age).

He later explained his Instagram love to David Letterman:

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The selfie disease is becoming an epidemic. An epidemic spreading itself into the men of our species. At least the over the hill men of our species.

A recent study revealed that while women take more photos than selfies before age 40, that flip-flops after age 40. Then men become selfie-studs.

Perhaps they're trying to regain their youth. Maybe they just don't care about aging in the same way women do. But one thing we know for sure is that we must stop the insanity. 

Here are 7 reasons men shouldn't take selfies. Like, ever. EVER ever.

Selfies Are for Girls
The trend of #nomakeup selfies just isn't the same when a dude is in the picture.

P.S. We're totally kidding.

Particularly when it comes to the shirtless selfies of anyone except Justin Bieber. Keep posting those, dudes. We really, truly don't mind. Go to town, all y'all.

To prove how serious we are (not to mention guilty of unyielding selfie love) are some more celebrity selfies to show just how much we do love the selfie ...

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Self-portraits, aka selfies, have been around since the dawn of cheap photography. But now, thanks to the Internet, the selfie has become something of an epidemic. Or a favorite pastime? 

Taking selfies can totally be a hobby. Or at least that's what we'll tell ourselves. Even if Katy Perry says selfies are a disease.

For some people in Hollywood, the selfie can be a resume builder, cheap publicity, or the very downfall of a career. 

Celebrities LOVE their selfies. LOVE. And we love that they love their selfies because it really does make them feel just like one of us.

After all, we all use the same filters, right? Right.

The Cleavage Selfie
Cleavage and boob selfies abound on Instagram and Twitter. Kind of like Courtney Stodden's boobs abound in this selfie.

From The Duckface Selfie to the Douchebag, take a look at these 19 types of celebrity selfies and then go congratulate yourself on all the ways you're the same.

Or just hide your head in shame. Your choice.

EVEN CATS LIKE SELFIES, YOU GUYS!

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Stopping by The Late Show With David Letterman on Thursday, James Franco was asked to explain his strange, sometimes provocative Instagram photos.

Yes, David Letterman asked about a topical celebrity subject!

"To me, it's just a fun thing. It's something I don't put a ton of thought into," Franco said. "But it gets a lot of attention. I have a lot of followers on Instagram."

Letterman then showed CBS viewers who aren't among his two million (!) followers one of the infamous, self-posted photos of James Franco nude.

"It's not like I'm, like, putting that on billboards," he said of that and other James Franco selfies, which he defended as just giving the people what they want..

"Ostensibly, Instagram is for my fans. But, you know, now all the bloggers are following me on there, so they just take and use my images for whatever they want."

"I didn't ask you to look at it," he joked to Letterman. "It's what the people want. If you don't want to see it, don't follow me. Don't follow me on Instagram!"

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Spring Breakers will forever be fondly remembered by film buffs as the movie that gave us James Franco with cornrows and 90 minutes of Selena Gomez shooting guns in a bikini.

Spring Breakers Cast Pic

Despite shockingly not sweeping last year's Academy Awards, Breakers has become a cult favorite and Wild Bunch productions announced today that a sequel to the boobs-and-bullets saga disguised as a high-minded art flick will be released with in the next year.

Sadly, at this time, it looks as though none of the cast or crew from the original film will be involved in the sequel. 

Spring Breakers 2 will reportedly feature different scantily clad college girls battling a fundamentalist Christian sect, no doubt frequently in slow-motion.

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When Pretty Little Liars' Keegan Allen visited James Franco backstage at his Broadway show, Of Mice and Men, taking a shirtless selfie was not on his to-do list.

Nevertheless, that's exactly what happened, as evidenced by a photo posted on Twitter Tuesday showing the two men laying under a blanket together.

It was but one of many memorable, sort of creepy James Franco selfies to hit the Interwebs lately. So what is the deal with this guy? Allen explains ...

"I went to go say hey to him in his dressing room," Allen told E! "There were a lot of people there and I asked him, 'What's the way to do the best selfie in bed?'

James, being James, obliged with a demonstration: "He showed me. And then he climbed in really quickly and he was like, ‘Let's blow up Twitter for a second.'"

You can watch Pretty Little Liars online to see more Allen hotness. With Franco, all you have to do is follow him on Instagram and give it a few days.

"He's a trip," Allen said of his Palo Alto co-star and Bukowski director. "He's great to work with, an incredible director and a really fun guy to hang out with."

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We're gonna come right out and ask: What the heck is James Franco's deal?!

The actor has been sharing some interesting pictures on Instagram lately, but the one he posted Thursday night was ... well, you gotta see it to appreciate it.

Visibly sweaty, James Franco is seen sporting nothing but a pair of low-riding white boxer-briefs, his hand suggestively grabbing / covering his junk:

James Franco Revealing Selfie
A revealing selfie by James Franco ... in what has become an all-too frequent occurrence.

"JUMP ROPE" he captioned the photo, perhaps explaining why he's so wet.

We don't know whether to believe that, or why he'd feel compelled to ...

At a certain point trying to analyze anything James Franco does is a fool's errand, but his behavior has certainy become stranger than usual in recent weeks.

He shared a similar James Franco nude photo in bed just last week, as well as another picture of him snuggling with Pretty Little Liars star Keegan Allen.

The weirdest part? These photos all come in the wake of his mini Instragram scandal, where he was caught using the social network to hit on a teenager.

What do you think of his latest racy snapshot? Is it doing it for you or no?

Sound off on what you think of Franco's revealing photos below:

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The now-infamous Lindsay Lohan sex list made the rounds online back in March and one alleged member of Lindsay's bang gang was less than pleased to learn he'd been included. 

James Franco insisted that Lohan lied on her sex list shortly after it was made public. Now he's elaborating on his past flirtations with the Mean Girls star.

James sat down with Howard Stern yesterday and explained that while he did hook up with Lohan several years ago, the two then-rising stars never even came close to sleeping together.

"I will swear on everything you ask that I have never had sex with Lindsay Lohan," Franco said. 

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