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Love and light. Stay in the positive, bitch! - Ashley Holmes to Danielle Staub

Last night, Bravo offered up an unbeWEAVEable episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The utter insanity was highlighted by a fight between Danielle Staub and Tersea Giudice, culminating in Ashley Holmes - the 19-year old daughter of Jacqueline Laurita - yanking out Staub's hair extension.

The writers of this installment deserve an Emmy, though Holmes posted this week on her Facebook page yesterday: "YIKES... not one of my finest moments in life."

Weave Me Alone

Police were called to the scene of the chaos, which was filmed months ago.

Therefore, Laurita has had time to reflect on the events and Tweeted late last week:

"It's like at train-wreck you can't look away from... We are a disgrace! It's bad. Shameful but... a little bit humorous, dare I say, in parts. Hope we can still be friends. Lol!"

Friends?!? Bravo likely just gave you all raises and lifetime contracts. Go out and celebrate! We know where you can find a good coke whore for the occasion...

A Coke Whore

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When Kim Kardashian bent over for Ray J on tape, it didn't hurt her family. In fact, that act eventually led to a reality show and global fame for a group of individuals no one would ever have heard of if Kim didn't take one for her siblings.

(Literally!)

Similarly, while she may be crying a river in interviews, Kendra Wilkinson's publicized intercourse will pad her and her husband's bank account by nine figures. Hard to sympathize with her family for that decision.

However, Danielle Staub is a 47-year old mother of two and fellow Real Housewife of New Jersey Jacqueline Laurita can't believe Danielle would expose her children to such filth as these photos and their affiliated video.

Laurita Tweeted yesterday: "Heard from a VERY reliable source that D (Danielle) released her OWN sex tape. Heard it's disgusting. Such disregard 4 her kids. I feel horrible 4 them."

Ray J Impersonator

So do we. But to give Staub the tiniest shred of credit: at least she is aware the tape will be released on June 14 and hasn't pretended like this is some horrible, unwanted violation of her privacy.

She's an irresponsible mother and troubled human being that clearly played a role in the production and distribution of this tape - but, hey, at least she admits it.

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