Here comes the drama.
Hanging out by the pool. Doesn't that sound relaxing? Yes, unless you're on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Then it's pretty much the exact opposite.
Then you'll probably need a stiff drink to get through an afternoon in the sun.
We recap all the fussing, feuding, and name calling in our THG's +/- recap!
How can you not love Caroline's mock phone call between Teresa and Joe? It was hilarious. Plus 10.
And why does Caroline think Teresa hates Melissa. Because "she's a better, younger version" of Teresa. Plus 8. That sounds about right.
But as everyone else is discussing Teresa's behavior, Teresa is telling her husband her version of the Solstice party and Joe has some definite opinions.
First, Melissa is a horse-face, gold digging tramp. Caroline is boring. Rosie's a butchy boy, and the idiot cousin (I can only assume he means Kathy ... no offense to Kathy) looks like a frog.
Joe Guidice certainly has an opinion about everyone but the scariest is the one he holds about himself. He tells Teresa he's the powerhouse and she doesn't need anyone else. Minus 12. What happens when they haul his sorry butt off to jail again?
Oh, and Teresa says her brother is a little pansy for telling his wife about their conversation. How can you not love family?