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The Real Housewives of New Jersey gave us a confrontation between "Gym Rats." We recap the foul mouthed tirades and insults in THG's +/- review!

Angry Italians

Honestly, if you are buying a book from any of the Real Housewives for marriage advice, you should probably just file the divorce papers now.

Or admit yourself to the nearest asylum because that's just crazy. Minus 22.

Still, I'm sure Melissa Gorga's book on having a happy marriage will sell with words of wisdom from husband Joe like, "The sex is important."

Sort of gives credence to Filomena Guidice's words when she basically says that Melissa dresses like a prostitute. Maybe Joe picks out her clothes.

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"It's My Party and I'll Fight if I Want To" shows that no The Real Housewives of New Jersey birthday party is complete without drama, even if the party is for a 12 year old.

We try and make sense of the lies and catty comments in our THG +/- review.

Gia & Teresa

Gia Giudice is turning 12. At 12 I think I had 10 kids at my party. Gia's parents rented a club for 100 people. Does anyone else get the feeling the girl is already smarter than both of her parents? 

Hopefully she doesn't inherit her mother's fashion sense. Purple zebra spandex. Minus 8. Even at the gym that should be unacceptable.

With her birthday looming Joe Giudice takes his little girl out for daddy / daughter time. When he started lecturing the pre-teen on spending more time with her family I groaned. Minus 10.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey had "A Manzo of Her Word" but it was a little boy who stole the show. We recap the smiles and tears in THG's +/- review.

Someone completely stole the show this week and it wasn't a housewife. It wasn't even one of their husbands.

Jacqueline Laurita & Nicholas

It was a little boy who learned to say I love you, Mommy. Plus 50.

To be honest at first it appeared that little Nick was only repeating the words to get the lollipop but when Chris Laurita said that it had been over 18 months since his wife had heard those words from her son, I couldn't help but be moved, no matter what the child's motivation.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off season 5 with a "Garden State of Emergency" - and we've recapped all of the ignorance and attitude in our THG +/- review.

The Housewives return to the Jersey Shore to witness the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. Entire neighborhoods are destroyed and as someone who spent summers at the Jersey Shore, it is heartbreaking to witness.



Teresa Looks Confused

Of course, it's a little hard to shed any tears for these women as they tour their once opulent vacation homes. Minus 15. As Caroline points out, there are real people whose only homes got swept away by the storm.

Teresa laments how she could have "drownded" if she'd been there. Plus 10. It's been a long time since I've heard a Teresa-ism.

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In a truly startling turn of events, a member of Bravo's Real Housewives franchise has admitted to going under the knife.

Jacqueline Laurita made the admission last night on Watch What Happens Live, using the interview to discuss her tummy tuck and neck lift and hype the services of Dr. Brent Moelleken.

Jacqueline Laurita Red Carpet Pic

"When workouts and diets fail to put your body back in order after three kids, is there anything wrong with having a Dr. Brent put you back together again?" she asked on Twitter earlier this year.

"I honestly think it's beautiful when people grow old gracefully. I have no idea why I choose not to. I'll fight gravity with a laser like Luke Skywalker."

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Jacqueline Laurita is trouble with the law. Expensive trouble with the law, we should say.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star was sent a tax lien earlier this year for $338,337.05, although the state Division of Taxation documents don't specify the year in which Laurita racked up this massive sum.

Jacqueline Laurita Real Housewives Pic

If she doesn't pay the debt in the near future, the state could/will go after Jacqueline's assets.

But, hey, at least she can lean on Danielle Staub and Teresa Giudice for comfort. Both those reality stars are in the middle of bankruptcy battles at the moment.

Isn't it nice to know these women are taking such good care of their six-figure paychecks from Bravo each year?

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On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3, we finally learn who really worked as a stripper in college and so much more.

We recap all the screeching accusations and surprising revelations in our THG +/- review.

Teresa & Joe At the Reunion

The Real Housewives husbands arrive and it isn't long before they are all yelling at one another to "shut the f**k up!"  Minus 12. If only any of them would listen.

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Pass the Xanax and prepare for another round of madness this Sunday night, as The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunite once again.

The accusations will fly on Part 2 of this franchise's reunion special, especially between Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita.

Real Housewives Tell All!

As previewed by Us Weekly, Giudice turns to her rival on air and spews:

"Didn't he cheat on you a long time ago? That's what you told me... That's why you told me you didn't trust him. That's why he's not allowed to go out."

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This just in: everyone hates Teresa Giudice.

Melissa Gorga is officially done with her Real Housewives of New Jersey castmate, and based on the scenes we've watched from this Sunday's reunion special, we can pretty much confirm:

Teresa won't be dining out any time soon with Jacqueline Laurita, either.

Look for the costars to get into it over Laurita's assertion that Giudice had it in for the Gorgas as soon as they were hired by Bravo. She claims Teresa asked her to take her side in a feud against Melissa and her husband.

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It's the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and it's a "Strip Down Memory Lane" but whose memory is telling the truth?  We recap all of the lies, spies, and hidden texting in our THG +/- review!

Teresa Confronts Melissa

Angelo, the former strip club manager now supposed spa owner is back and not only is this guy sleazy, he's a horrible actor.  Minus 10.

I love Kathy's reaction to the guy.  She thinks he's just some sleazeball hitting on Melissa.  Well, she's half right. Then she rolls her eyes when she quips, "We're all married here.  Move along."  Plus 8.

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Jacqueline Laurita Biography

Jacqueline Laurita Pic Jacqueline Laurita is a Real Housewife of New Jersey. She's as annoying as many other of her cast mates and she really has a problem with... More »
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