Hulk Hogan

According to his reality TV show, Hulk Hogan knows best.

According to Christiane Plante, the former WWE star sure does know best... about how to have an affair!

The 33-year old Plante, who worked with Brooke Hogan on her bomb of a 2006 album, told unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid The National Enquirer about her affair with Hulk.

"My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan's real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed," Plante said. "Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong."

Not wrong enough to accept money from an entertainment news source and tell her story to the world, of course.

"Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions," Plante added. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend."

For her part, Brooke wrote the following on her MySpace blog:

I'm going through one of the hardest issues i've ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I'm continuing work in the studio… I'm sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment.

And we're sure the songs that result from that writing will suck more than Plante during a night out with your father.

Former WWE champion Hulk Hogan was named King Bacchus during a parade in New Orleans last week.

But despite the honor of being referred to as the god of wine and mirth, the Hulkster doesn't look too pleased, does he?

Might he be thinking of his impending divorce? The problems son Nick Bollea is facing after a drunk driving accident? The awful wardrobe choices and singing ability of daughter Brooke Hogan?

It's difficult to say.

Cheer up, Hulk Hogan. At least WWE Diva Maria Kanellis will be appearing in Playboy soon.

Hulk Hogan won't let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple's divorce case.

The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he's filed a counter-petition to Linda's divorce suit, stating that she's able to support herself.

Linda Bollea is seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support, in addition to custody of their son car-crashing son, Nick. She would allow "liberal visitation" with his father.

However, Hogan claims Linda is capable of supporting herself, while also believing their son is old enough to decide with whom to live.

"It would be in the best interest for the parties to have shared parental responsibility," read Hogan's filing.

This is all well and good, but it doesn't answer the pressing question: Which parent will help Brooke Hogan dress herself in the morning? The untalented singer needs endless wardrobe assistance.

Hulk Hogan was faced with numerous precarious situations inside a wrestling ring - but the multiple-time WWE champion typically came out on top.

We wonder if the same will hold true in his personal life.

As he faces a divorce from Linda Hogan, The Hulkster is now also the center of new evidence released by police on Wednesday that is incredibly damaging to both himself and his son's case.'

According to The St. Petersburg Times, a receipt from Albertson's Liquor Store on the day of Nick Hogan's accident shows that his father purchased $78 worth of beer and ice at 2:14 p.m. A clerk, June Hoopingarer, said Hulk bought the items and was accompanied by his son and several other young men.

The report says Nick Bollea and his pals spent the day of the accident on a boat with Hulk, as everyone consumed beers and had a jolly good time.

Later that night, though, well, we all know what happened

As news spreads that Linda Hogan has asked her soon-to-be former husband for half his estate, Hulk Hogan has released the following statement:

"Please respect my family's privacy at this time with all that we have been through. I care for my wife and my children are my world and I just hope this all works out."

Hulk Hogan used to defeat every opponent inside a WWE ring. Now? The wrestler feels defeated by his ongoing divorce case.

To quote Eddie Murphy's classic stand up routine, Raw: Linda Hogan wants half!

In her divorce settlement with former WWE superstar Hulk Hogan, Linda is reportedly seeking half of the couple's more than $9.5 million in assets, including a share of the value of their Bel Air mansion.

According to People magazine, Linda Bollea (Hulk's real name is Terry Bollea) refers to the 24-year marriage "irretrievably broken."

Citing the divorce petition filed in Florida's Pinellas Pasco Circuit Court, Linda wants to share parental responsibility for their son Nick with whom she hopes with live while her husband has "liberal" visitation rights.

The couple's eldest child, Brooke Hogan, 19, is not legally subject to child support requirements. She's also a terrible singer.

Linda also seeks an unspecified amount in alimony and child support from The Hulkster, as well as health insurance for Nick Bollea, who has been charged with reckless driving after a car crash in August.

Reportedly, the shock that Hulk Hogan expressed upon hearing that his longtime wife had filed for divorce was a fake as the blood he used to spew inside a wrestling ring.

TMZ has learned that Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been fighting since June; the divorce filing were far from a surprise to anyone that knew the couple. In fact, sources say the pair even filmed part of their reality TV show while they were separated.

All for the camera: Looks like the love between Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan was as fake as Gemma Atkinson's boobs.

Does this mean Hogan Knows Best was as realistic as The Hills? We wonder if that could mean Brad Womack made the right decision, being fully aware any love formed on reality TV can never last.

Linda Hogan filed for divorce on Wednesday, but the papers don't give any specific reason for the filing.

Hulk Hogan has seen better days.

First, his son - Nick Bollea/Nick Hogan - critically injured a close friend in a high speed car chase.

Now, Linda Hogan has filed for divorce after 24 years of marriage to the former WWE star.

Linda shocked her husband by filing divorce papers Tuesday in Pinellas County, records show. According to the St. Petersburg Times, a reporter reportedly broke the news to Hogan on Friday night.

He thanked the reporter for the "great information" - obviously taken aback - then called back five minutes later to say:

"I'm kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks... Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me... I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here."

We wonder how Brooke Hogan took the news.

Nick Hogan may have lost his pussy magnet - but at least he still has his father's love.

Hulk Hogan says that his son, whose real name is Nick Bollea, is moving ahead after the accident that almost took the teen's life last week.

The 17-year-old son of the WWE wrestler was discharged Monday from a Florida hospital after he slammed his Toyota Supra into a tree.

As Us Weekly, and other celebrity gossip sources have reported, Bollea was driving at a "high rate of speed" on August 26 when he lost control of his vehicle, which "inexplicably left the roadway," jumped a median and crashed into a palm tree, said Wayne Shelor, a spokesman for the Clearwater, Florida police.

"When I saw the wreck I didn't think anyone was alive. I never saw anything like that. I thought no one could have lived through that," Hulk Hogan said.

Hulk and Nick Hogan pose together. We assume Brooke Hogan was off making terrible music somewhere.

The massive-muscled reality star went on to deny deny rumors that his son had been drag racing at the time of the crash.

"It's just so unfair. There's not a bad bone in my son Nick's body, the most important thing to me was from all the eyewitnesses and from everyone who saw the accident, was that they were not racing."

Lastly, Hulk says Nick was not driving like Nicole Richie; i.e. drugs were not a factor in the accident.

"There wasn't alcohol or drugs involved. The police said everybody looked straight as an arrow, thank god for that," Hogan said. "Nick is doing well, he's got a broken arm and a broken rib and some stuff wrong with his knees but he's hanging in there. He's going to be ok and we're going to move forward."

Hulk Hogan can't be trusted to dish out very good insight.

After all, he allows his daughter Brooke Hogan to dress in clothing that Britney Spears might not even be caught wearing in clubs.

So that what Hogan had to say about Chris Benoit with a steroids-laden grain of salt.

"He was peaceful and kept to himself," Hogan said to Us Magazine.

Hogan, who last saw Benoit in March, says he wonders what pushed the wrestler over the edge. But he has this unique theory:

"I think it had to be something personal, a domestic problem between him and his wife."

That wife, Nancy Benoit, had a darker side. The Hulkster concluded:

"She was into devil-worship stuff. It was part of her [wrestling] character, but [she was] somebody who gets so close to their character, someone who gets into their character too much. Sometimes these people believe their own publicity."