Hulk Hogan

It's time to play everyone's favorite game:

Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter!

In this edition, the contestants are posing for photos at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, as Brooke Hogan felt the need to celebrate her 21st birthday there this week.

Below, she's the one on the right, kissing Hulk Hogan's cheek as... wait, no. Is she the one on the left, also kissing Hulk's cheek?

This is what makes Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter! such a challenging contest to play. Hogan's decision to date Jennifer McDaniel, a woman that so closely resembles his daughter, shows how shred of a competitor he can be.

Forget totally understanding O.J. Simpson, it looks like Hulk totally understands the incestuous lifestyle.

We're happy Brooke Hogan can drink legally now and all, but here's a thought:

When your son has been jailed for reckless driving, after sending a friend to the hospital; when a reality TV show has contributed to your divorce; and when you're wife is dating a 19-year old and demanding ridiculous amounts of money, perhaps such a public celebration for your daughter - in Las Vegas, no less - isn't the best idea.

Life advice aside, there are more pics of Hogan, McDaniel and Brooke below. Click on each to see if you can tell Hulk's girlfriend and his daughter apart...

Well, at least the shadiest Hulk Hogan-related story going forward won't be the resemblance of his girlfriend to his daughter.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, the former WWE star berates ex-wife Linda Bollea for leaving him for Charlie Hill, aka "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior."

It's an understandable reaction from the Hulkster. Not as understandable? How far he takes it.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," Hogan told the magazine, explaining his frustration with the entire situation by drawing a parallel to the murderous former running back:

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Hulk Hogan says he can relate to O.J. Simpson. Next, he'll tell us why Chris Benoit gets a bad rap.

We know this isn't exactly breaking news, but photos from the other day make it necessary to bring it up again. Hulk Hogan has some serious issues.

The Hulk and his girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, showed up at Calle Ocho 2009 to support his daughter Brooke Hogan, who was working the stripper pole, er, performing at the Miami music festival. It was a concert for the ages.

The odd thing - aside from people paying money to listen to Brooke Hogan - was Jennifer choosing to style herself exactly like her boyfriend's daughter.

Check out the pics below. That's Jen on the right, in case there's confusion.

Brooke Hogan and Jennifer McDaniel are essentially identical twins, separated only by botox, booty shorts and tramp stamps. But that isn't their fault.

One has to wonder about a guy who seeks to get in the pants of chicks half is age AND who could be confused with his own daughter. Just sayin'.

Click to enlarge more photos of Hulk and his favorite pair of tall, young, blonde, not-too-attractive babes, from this recent concert and in the past:

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

We really hope Jennifer McDaniel doesn't scream out "Oh, Daddy!" during sex with Hulk Hogan.

Considering how similar she looks to the former wrestler's daughter, such an orgasmic declaration might really throw off his performance.

In the picture below, Hulk holds girlfriend McDaniel in his arms, while Brooke Hogan stands nearby. Or is it the other way around? It's hard to tell.

Forget Andre the Giant.

Move over, The Ultimate Warrior.

Tough break, Macho Man Randy Savage.

Of all the opponents Hulk Hogan has squared off against over the years, he says ex-wife Linda Hogan is the most challenging.

“Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into," Hulk told Us Weekly. "You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots, tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!"

Are you on Team Hulk or Team Linda?

After 23 years of marriage, Linda filed for divorce from Hogan a few months ago.

Since then, she's been spotted dating a 19-year old former classmate of daughter Brooke Hogan, while he's been spotted dating a Brooke look-alike, Jennifer McDaniel.

It's pretty much status quo for any family that appeared on a reality TV show.

Any any loyal fan of the WWE knows, Hulk Hogan is the owner of 22-inch pythons (i.e. biceps) that can inflict some serious damage.

Based on a motion ex-wife Linda Hogan filed this week, it sounds as though she's certainly aware of how dangerous the former wrestler can be.

Linda is claiming she's in "constant fear of her life" because Hulk sits outside their properties and "relentlessly and methodically follows her."

In audio clips obtained by TMZ, Hulk responded to such accusations on Bubba the Love Sponge's radio show yesterday. Listen to the tape now - and then take pity on children Nick and Brooke Hogan.

Linda Hogan and Hulk Hogan were happy and in love until reality television camera invaded their lives.

Hulk Hogan made his career inside a wrestling ring.

Now, he tells People Magazine that he still loves the woman to whom he gave a wedding ring years ago.

"I unconditionally love my wife, even though we're not together anymore," Hogan said. "The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person."

As celebrity gossip followers know, the Hogan have been through more than your average family:

• Nick Bollea was jailed for reckless driving;
• Hulk cheated on Linda with Christiane Plante, a friend of his daughter;
• Linda reacted to the above situation by filing for divorce - and then publicly dating a 19-year that went to school with Nick and Brooke Hogan;

Hulk Hogan actually admits that the family's participation on the VH1 reality show, Hogan Knows Best, may have been a mistake (are you listening, Denise Richards?):

"I just think the reality show amplified the problems that were already there."

After having a strained relationship for awhile with Brooke Hogan, Hulk says things are okay now. As long as he stops sleeping with her friends.

"Brooke has gone through a range of emotions," he said. "She was a little confused about who everybody was, and maybe had misinformation, but right now Brooke understands who I am, and who her mom is, and what's real and not real. She's doing real well now."

Having her issues openly discussed in a major magazine can only help in that recovery.

This would be adorable if it weren't so downright disgusting.

Hulk Hogan was seen frolicking around Miami Beach with new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel earlier this week, which would be cute and all. Except for one thing:

McDaniel looks just like Hulk's daughter, Brooke Hogan. Moreover, the former wrestler is cradling Jennifer in this photo like, well, like one would cradle a baby.

Paging celebrity psychologist Dr. Drew Pinsky, Huk Hogan needs an appointment.

Rock-a-bye Jennifer McDaniel, in Hulk Hogan's arms. When the wind blows, this will continue to be gross...

Christiane Plante who?

It hasn't taken WWE legend Hulk Hogan long to move past his mistress - or his longtime wife, Linda - and on to a new blonde.

Meet Jennifer McDaniel. We only know two things about her:

1. She was spotted alongside Hogan at LAX over the weekend;
2. She looks exactly like Hulk's daughter, Brooke Hogan.

That second fact is far from a compliment, on multiple levels. Take a look at Jennifer McDaniel and Hulk Hogan right now:

Hulk Hogan strolls through the airport with daughter Brooke Hogan ... oh wait, sorry, that's actually his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. Our mistake.

Here are two more Jennifer McDaniel photos, as she strolls alongside her musclebound man. Click on the pics for larger versions...

According to his reality TV show, Hulk Hogan knows best.

According to Christiane Plante, the former WWE star sure does know best... about how to have an affair!

The 33-year old Plante, who worked with Brooke Hogan on her bomb of a 2006 album, told unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid The National Enquirer about her affair with Hulk.

"My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan's real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed," Plante said. "Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong."

Not wrong enough to accept money from an entertainment news source and tell her story to the world, of course.

"Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions," Plante added. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend."

For her part, Brooke wrote the following on her MySpace blog:

I'm going through one of the hardest issues i've ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I'm continuing work in the studio… I'm sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment.

And we're sure the songs that result from that writing will suck more than Plante during a night out with your father.