by Hilton Hater at

Sorry, reader. But you're no Hugh Hefner.

That 85-year old has charm, millions in the bank account and a silk bath robe that drives the ladies wild. As a result, he can date both Anna Sophia Berglund (referred to this week as his "best gal") AND Shera Bechard (labeled by Hef as his "new girlfriend" yesterday).

You however, cannot. Therefore, you must study photos of both these Playmates here and decide: Which you rather Hef it up with... if you know what we mean!

And the Winner is?

Hugh Hefner can have both, but you can only choose one. Would you rather take Anna Sophia Berglund or Shera Bechard home? View Poll »

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by Hilton Hater at

In 2008, Holly Madison was the busty blonde rumored to be marrying Hugh Hefner.

Fast forward a couple years, though, and Crystal Harris is the young model engaged to the Playboy founder. How did Madison react to that news when she found out?

  • Holly Madison Pic
  • Hef's Ex-Fiancee

"I [was] very surprised," Holly tells E! News. "I have a lot of different feelings on it. I don't just feel one way. I kind of didn't want to put a generic statement out there like 'Congratulations!' because I felt everyone would see through that."

So, what did Madison do? She visited Hef and Harris at the Playboy Mansion this week - with cameras from her reality show in tow, of course.

"I wanted to see him and Crystal and tell everybody face-to-face how I felt. It went very well," she said. "I had a good day."

But did Hefner make a good choice? Who would you rather give it to for the rest of your life?

 

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