Hugh Hefner

When Kendra Wilkinson isn't flashing her breasts, she's descrbing the emotional state of boyfriend Hugh Hefner, and trash talking the stars of The Hills.

"There are lot of changes going on ... people are going through changes," Wilkinson told Us Weekly earlier this week. "There's a lot of rumors about me moving on, Holly moving on ... it's really sad."

Kendra added that Hefner is "definitely a softie" - unless she's straddling him naked, we assume!

Switching gears abruptly, the Playboy model was asked who would win in a fight: The Girls Next Door or the girls from The Hills?

"Aw, man - you see my guns? Are you serious now?" she replied. "I would take them all down. By myself."

Do you agree? Who do you think would win a slugfest between The Girls Next Door and the cast of The Hills?

As The Girls Next Door films its final season, it's looking more and more likely that Hugh Hefner and his top three busty blondes are preparing for a final hurrah in real life, as well.

Rumors have been swirling about Holly Madison hooking up with Criss Angel, along with Kendra Wilkinson dating Philadelphia Eagles wide receive Hank Baskett.

While Hefner recently told Perez Hilton that "Holly shares my bed on a regular basis," he also admitted his relationships are "in transition."

Paging a new set of blondes that are turned on by wrinkles and Viagra!

Meanwhile, Baskett told a Philly radio show this week that Wilkinson is "a good, GOOD friend of mine," while adding that "she loves the Eagles."

The athlete didn't add that he loves having sex with Kendra nude - but he might as well have, right?

Might Hugh Hefner see only Holly Madison nude for the rest of his life?

Rumors are running rampant that the Playboy founder and his top-rated girlfriend are finally ready to settle down.

According to entertainment news magazine OK!, Bridget Marquart was recently overheard on the set of The Girls Next Door referring to "huge wedding" in season five. A source also told the tabloid that Bridget hinted at her and Kendra Wilkinson moving out of the mansion next year.

"She said they will be moving on since Holly is Hef's main girlfriend," the insider said.

The bleach-blonde stars of The Girls Next Door can breathe a sigh of relief - Hugh Hefner seems content sleeping with the three of them. For now.

Rumors were circulating that 82-year-old Hugh was going to add brunette model Dasha Astafieva from the Ukraine to his Playboy posse.

That development was not smiled upon by Holly Madison (the #1 girlfriend, whatever that means) Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt.

This isn't the only rumor involving unrest at Playboy. This week, we reported the looming departure of the lowest member of The Girls Next Door totem pole - yes, Kendra Wilkinson naked may be soon be a thing of the past for Hef.

Some reports said Dasha Astafieva had already moved in to the Mansion.

But Hef's rep is now saying that the compelling story is not true.

There are plenty of nude models there, but not this Eastern European.

"[Dasha Astafieva] doesn't live here at the Playboy Mansion. She lives in the Ukraine," said a Playboy publicist to celebrity news mag In Touch Weekly.

"She's not even here now. I haven't heard of any scheduled plans for her to come back to town," the rep cryptically added, implying she was in town.

Doesn't live here now, she says. Does that mean there was in fact a naked Dasha Astafieva wandering around there at some point? We may never know.

The norm always gets boring - even if the norm is sleeping with (and living with) three unwed Playboy bunnies at one's leisure.

Yes, Hugh Hefner is reportedly falling for the "charms" of a woman outside his trio of girlfriends. The National Enquirer says he has been paying a lot of attention to a sexy, brunette Ukranian model named Dasha Astafieva.

That piece of info alone should raise a red flag - and not only is Astafieva a brunette, she may even have real boobs - but numerous European sources are also reporting Hef's hot and heavy romance with the Playboy mogul.

Check out these pics of Dasha Astafieva and you'll see why ...

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As we talked about earlier, Miley Cyrus is not alone.

Plenty other stars have posed for racy pics - and where there are topless, nude or controversial photos, it's a safe bet Hugh Hefner wants in.

In, in the sense that he wants to put them in his magazine. And possibly more than that. Anyway, we're making ourselves ill, so we'll move on.

Hugh Hefner, 82, says Miley Cyrus, 15, is a "very pretty lady." Gag.

The Playboy founder recently told Extra that Miley Cyrus would be "welcomed in the magazine" when she's of legal age.

Is he onto something - or off his rocker?

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You'd think that a man who, despite being born in the Paleozoic Era, gets ridden by a naked Holly Madison on a frequent basis would have standards.

Not the case, at least in regards to his famous magazine. Hugh Hefner reportedly wants naked Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to pose for Playboy.

The 81-year-old men's magazine mogul - who originally asked the twins to model for him when they turned 18 three years ago - but was turned down - hopes the girls will accept his invitation to appear in a June issue.

The Olsen Twins turn 22 on June 13.

A source said: "Hugh Hefner thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy. But it may not be that easy getting them agree to pose for Playboy. They're all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue."

NOTE TO HUGH: The Olsen Twins are moderately cute on their best days, sort of resemble trolls and dress like grandmothers. Hayden Panettiere, though ...

NOTE TO FANS: Speaking of the Olsens, don't forget to play this week's new edition of our Caption Contest, featuring the gruesome twosome!

Hef also wants Lindsay Lohan to appear in Playboy and recreate the Marilyn Monroe naked swim from her movie Something's Got to Give.

A new New York Magazine shoot featuring Lindsay Lohan nude paid homage to the sexual icon Monroe. The racy shoot proved so popular that the magazine's website crashed under the massive volume of hits.

NOTE: We had a similar problem with that Vanessa Hudgens naked fiasco.

"Now we hear Lindsay is tempted to continue her nude homage to MM," Liz Smith wrote in the New York Post earlier this week.

"Playboy's Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn's nude swim from the unfinished film Something's Got To Give."

We can only hope, fans of Lindsay Lohan naked. We can only hope.

Images of Holly Madison nude? Hot!

Images of Holly Madison nude, legs spread around a thrusting, naked Hugh Hefner? Not as hot.

But the Playboy Bunny and number-one girlfriend of the magazine's founder told Us Weekly that while she may not be knocked up yet, it's not for a lack of fornication.

"There has been lots of trying �" lots of trying!" Madison said at Playboy's Ninth Annual Super Saturday Night bash in Arizona.

Hefner, meanwhile, was tight-lipped when asked if they have plans to tie the knot.

"There will certainly be a lot of romantic years ahead, but a wedding we will see," Hef said, oblivious to the fact that he's pushing 117 years old.

Hot News Item of the Day: There may be a new Britney Spears sex tape.

Not So Hot News Item of the Day: A threesome that involves Kendra Wilkinson, Hugh Hefner and Perez Hilton.

We were grossed out by the latter thought thanks to the following photo, taken at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Los Angeles last night.

Why is this image so disgusting? Well, anyone that has heard Kendra laugh on The Girls Next Door knows there are few less arousing sounds in the world; Hefner is like 80; and Hilton is a fat, attention-seeking slob.

We'd prefer to get into bed with John Mayer and Minka Kelly. Seriously. That would be hot.

Now that the music career of Britney Spears is officially dead, we can focus on more important topics. Such as:

• Which Vanessa Hudgens picture pose is your favorite?
• When should the U.S. withdraw troops from Iraq?
• And which girlfriend of Hugh Hefner is the best?

In the October issue of Details magazine, the Playboy founder himself answers the third question posed above: Holly Madison.

"I love Holly the most. Five or six years ago, she was simply one of seven girlfriends, but... I fell deeply in love with her," Hefner said.

Just how deeply? The 81-year-old said his relationship with Madison is the one that "will last the rest of my life," fueling speculation that he plans on marrying the often-nude model. Other pieces of celebrity gossip claim that Holly hopes to emulate Halle Berry in the pregnancy department.

She recently said that her goal was "to have kids with Hef in the next year or so and when that happens I just want it to be me and him."

Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other two squeezes and co-stars of The Girls Next Door, shouldn't feel too badly, though. The old man thinks they're swell.

"They don't [get jealous]. But whether it's three girlfriends or seven, it's easier than one wife. They're not going to give you a hard time, because you always have an alternative," Hefner said.

It's hard to argue with that. It's also why fellow sex magnet, Tila Tequila, is starring in a reality show this fall chock full of people from both genders with whom she can get it on.