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Hey, that's just how life goes at the Playboy Mansion. Don't hate the players... or the game, for that matter. Just sit back and enjoy the show.

Why should half-nude pictures and possibly making love to a man four times your age take a break just because it's December 25? Exactly.

The Shannon Twins Picture

Below is Hugh Hefner's annual holiday card. This year's features his new, law-breaking girlfriends: sexy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Behold, The Shannon Twins nude except for body paint ...

HOLIDAY FUN: Between the Shannon Twins, Dasha Astafieva and whomever else he has waiting in the wings, Hugh Hefner has plenty of toys to play with this Christmas.

Hefner hooked up with the teenage twins after splitting with Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison (now with Criss Angel), Kendra Wilkinson (now engaged to Hank Baskett) and Bridget Marquardt (now MIA, but probably still half-naked).

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This just in: Hugh Hefner loves naked women. But he seems to have a special place in his horny heart for Jennifer Aniston nude.

When shown the cover shot of Aniston posting for January's issue of GQ, the chick magnet said:

"Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter? This looks like the cover of Playboy. I'm much impressed by Jennifer."

Hugh Hefner isn't the only one to be blown away by Jennifer Aniston naked.

Hef is also interested in 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the pair that approached him within two weeks of his break-up with Holly Madison.

"A pair of twins arrived and ... they were interested in being my girlfriends," Hefner told Us Weekly. "Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife."

Anyone wanna argue with that logic?

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Hugh Hefner is a busy, horny man.

In June, the Playboy founder will be giving away ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson, as she walks down the aisle with fiance Hank Baskett.

"We're going to have Kendra's wedding and reception at the mansion - a spectacular affair!" Hef  told Us Weekly over the weekend at the 55th anniversary Playmate celebration in West Hollywood.

Wilkinson will officially move out the Playboy mansion next week.

But don't think Hefner will be alone after that.

News of his sexual exploits with Karissa and Kristina Shannon have been well-documented, but sources also say Hef has been getting it on with Ukrainian model Dasha Astafieva. She has a pictorial in the 55th anniversary issue of Playboy.

“Hef is totally smitten with her. She is not his regular type, but Hef says something about her is really doing it for him,” said an insider.

Dasha Astafieva + Hugh Hefner = Astafner!

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As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those silly moose-hunting child bearers from Alaska, The Palin Family. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #8 … The Many Girls Next Door!

When 2008 began, the girlfriends of Hugh Hefner could be counted on one hand: there was Holly Madison, the Playboy founder's number-one piece of tail; Kendra Wilkinson, the woman with the most annoying laugh on television; and Bridget Marquardt, the other one.

Soon enough, however, the exploits of these models became too much for a single reality show to handle.

Holly remained in the news by posing naked a lot and then having the awful taste to date Criss Angel; Kendra got engaged to NFL player Hank Baskett, and Bridget continued to exist.

  • Holly Madison Photograph
  • Bridget Marquardt Nude

Once these ladies established lives outside of the Playboy Mansion, they had to be replaced. Enter Karissa and Kristina Shannon, along with a series of arrests, obnoxious attitudes and, of course, very little clothing.

With 2008 coming to an end, a new Girl Next Door has even popped up: Dasha Astafieva will grace the cover of Playboy's 55th anniversary issue. Rumors have already circulated that she slept with Hefner while he was dating Holly, Kendra and Bridget.

As you click on the photos above and below of Hefner's girls from 2008, remember: the guy is 82 years old. Can you top his exploits in 2009?

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You gotta love Hugh Hefner.

Only the Playboy founder could possibly break up with his girlfriend and not only remain on good terms with her, but keep her living under the same roof.

Camera Wave

Sounds downright devilish - and Hugh definitely looks the part as he cozies up to Holly Madison (who we think makes a hot Elvis) in the photo below.

Oh, right, and forgotten Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt was there too.

WHAT THE DEVIL: Hugh Hefner snuggles up to two chicks he used to see naked... or maybe still does. Hard to keep track of things at the Playboy Mansion!

Hopefully, Hef wasn't too worn out from the Playboy Mansion Halloween party last weekend to spend some naked time with the Shannon twins later.

Or with Amy Leigh Andrews, for that matter. There's her too. So many demands on the guy's time! Our heart goes out to you, HH. It really does.

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Hugh Hefner has trouble recognizing women with their clothes on.

During a recent public appearance with new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the Playboy founder looks utterly perplexed. And really short.

As Hef stares at Karissa (or Kristina), and Kristina (or Karissa) stands idly by, it's easy to forget that this guy is older than John McCain. Let's cut him some slack and remember:

Hefner typically only sees the backside of women in bed. He probably had no idea Karissa and Kristina were even twins.

Whoa, Twins!

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Sex is one thing.

But one's MySpace page is really personal!

In His Bathrobe

In the surest sign yet that twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon have moved into Hugh Hefner's mansion and life, the Playboy founder's MySpace page has undergone a significant change. Check out his profile pic:

It's official: Hugh Hefner is being managed and f@*ked by Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

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Hugh Hefner has his eye on more than just Karissa and Kristina Shannon these days.

The Playboy founder has been watching the Presidential election closely, maintaining a keen focus on the Republican vice presidential nominee. His conclusion?

Sarah Pic

Sarah Palin is hot!

“Palin would make a great centerfold. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses,” Hefner told OK! magazine recently. “Imagine what she’s like when those glasses com off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president.”

Comb through these Sarah Palin pictures now and decide for yourself: Would you wanna see her naked in Playboy?

Sarah Palin nude in Playboy? It could never, ever happen!

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Say hello to Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

These twin sisters are reportedly the replacements for Holly Madison, who has officially broken up with Hugh Hefner.

According to Scandalist, the Shannon twins have already moved into the Playboy Mansion. Karissa and Kristina, 19, have been spotted partying with Hefner and company in Hollywood over the last few weeks.

On their shared MySpace page, Kristina wrote:, “Hollywood, here we come!”

These days, it's more like "Hef, Hef, oh Hef, here we come!"

The Shannon Twins, Playboy

The Shannon Twins posed naked in the April 2008 issue of Playboy, above.

But that wasn't the only time these 19-year olds have shared a nude stage. Click on the following thumbnails for more shots of Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends:

  • Karissa and Kristina Shannon
  • The Shannon Twins Picture
  • The Shannon Twins Nude

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There's only one way Hugh Hefner will be seeing Holly Madison nude from now on:

Buy a copy of his own magazine.

Holly Madison Picture

The former number-one girlfriend of the Playboy founder confirmed her break up with Hefner this week, simply telling celebrity gossip blog TMZ: "Hef and I aren't together."

Despite the break up, Madison said her, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt - Hefner's top three girlfriends and stars of the reality show The Girls Next Door - are "still filming stuff together. We're having fun."

Unfortunately for Hef, though, that fun is now with other men: Madison has been romantically linked with Criss Angel, while engagement rumors have even been flying around Wilkinson and Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.

We'd feel sorry for Hefner, but come on. The dude is 82, still has an assortment of models with whom he can have sex and wears a bathrobe all day. Life could be worse.

Hugh Hefner Biography

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Chicago, Illinois
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Hugh Marston Hefner
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