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Sex is one thing.

But one's MySpace page is really personal!

In His Bathrobe

In the surest sign yet that twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon have moved into Hugh Hefner's mansion and life, the Playboy founder's MySpace page has undergone a significant change. Check out his profile pic:

It's official: Hugh Hefner is being managed and f@*ked by Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

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Hugh Hefner has his eye on more than just Karissa and Kristina Shannon these days.

The Playboy founder has been watching the Presidential election closely, maintaining a keen focus on the Republican vice presidential nominee. His conclusion?

Sarah Pic

Sarah Palin is hot!

“Palin would make a great centerfold. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses,” Hefner told OK! magazine recently. “Imagine what she’s like when those glasses com off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president.”

Comb through these Sarah Palin pictures now and decide for yourself: Would you wanna see her naked in Playboy?

Sarah Palin nude in Playboy? It could never, ever happen!

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Say hello to Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

These twin sisters are reportedly the replacements for Holly Madison, who has officially broken up with Hugh Hefner.

According to Scandalist, the Shannon twins have already moved into the Playboy Mansion. Karissa and Kristina, 19, have been spotted partying with Hefner and company in Hollywood over the last few weeks.

On their shared MySpace page, Kristina wrote:, “Hollywood, here we come!”

These days, it's more like "Hef, Hef, oh Hef, here we come!"

The Shannon Twins, Playboy

The Shannon Twins posed naked in the April 2008 issue of Playboy, above.

But that wasn't the only time these 19-year olds have shared a nude stage. Click on the following thumbnails for more shots of Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends:

  • Karissa and Kristina Shannon
  • The Shannon Twins Picture
  • The Shannon Twins Nude
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There's only one way Hugh Hefner will be seeing Holly Madison nude from now on:

Buy a copy of his own magazine.

Holly Madison Picture

The former number-one girlfriend of the Playboy founder confirmed her break up with Hefner this week, simply telling celebrity gossip blog TMZ: "Hef and I aren't together."

Despite the break up, Madison said her, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt - Hefner's top three girlfriends and stars of the reality show The Girls Next Door - are "still filming stuff together. We're having fun."

Unfortunately for Hef, though, that fun is now with other men: Madison has been romantically linked with Criss Angel, while engagement rumors have even been flying around Wilkinson and Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.

We'd feel sorry for Hefner, but come on. The dude is 82, still has an assortment of models with whom he can have sex and wears a bathrobe all day. Life could be worse.

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The friction between Hugh Hefner and the busy stars of The Girls Next Door has now been well documented. But Scandalist has some new gossip today.

The newest rumor is that Holly Madison’s desire for a baby may be just what sparked the recent round of troubles between Hugh and his "#1 girlfriend."

Holly Madison Nude

Sources say one of the main reasons Hef and Holly’s relationship began to deteriorate in recent months was unsuccessful attempts to have children.

Despite seeing a whole bunch of Holly Madison nude, and seeking help from medical professionals, Hef wasn't able to put a baby in that. A source says:

“They tried fertility treatments and couldn’t get pregnant. [Holly Madison] really wanted to get married, but even more, she wanted a baby with Hef.”

Two of three Girls Next Door (Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson) are said to be dating other people. Bridget Marquardt is still loyal (or better at keeping secrets) we guess.

Earlier this year, Hefner and Madison were reportedly spotted at the office of a prominent Beverly Hills gynecologist who specializes in in-vitro fertilization.

Following rumors of their split, Holly (who has been linked to Criss Angel), said, “I want to be with somebody who I can be married to, and have kids.”

Earlier this week, Kendra Wilkinson, who is also rumored to have a new boyfriend in mediocre NFL player Hank Baskett, confirmed that things are in flux.

“There are lot of changes going on ... people are going through changes," Wilkinson told Us Weekly, adding that she could beat up The Hills cast. "[Hef] is taking it in stride. He keeps it cool, and has a lot of girlfriends around to keep him happy.”

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When Kendra Wilkinson isn't flashing her breasts, she's descrbing the emotional state of boyfriend Hugh Hefner, and trash talking the stars of The Hills.

"There are lot of changes going on ... people are going through changes," Wilkinson told Us Weekly earlier this week. "There's a lot of rumors about me moving on, Holly moving on ... it's really sad."

Making Memories

Kendra added that Hefner is "definitely a softie" - unless she's straddling him naked, we assume!

Switching gears abruptly, the Playboy model was asked who would win in a fight: The Girls Next Door or the girls from The Hills?

"Aw, man - you see my guns? Are you serious now?" she replied. "I would take them all down. By myself."

Do you agree? Who do you think would win a slugfest between The Girls Next Door and the cast of The Hills?

 

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As The Girls Next Door films its final season, it's looking more and more likely that Hugh Hefner and his top three busty blondes are preparing for a final hurrah in real life, as well.

Rumors have been swirling about Holly Madison hooking up with Criss Angel, along with Kendra Wilkinson dating Philadelphia Eagles wide receive Hank Baskett.

Hugh on the Red Carpet

While Hefner recently told Perez Hilton that "Holly shares my bed on a regular basis," he also admitted his relationships are "in transition."

Paging a new set of blondes that are turned on by wrinkles and Viagra!

Meanwhile, Baskett told a Philly radio show this week that Wilkinson is "a good, GOOD friend of mine," while adding that "she loves the Eagles."

The athlete didn't add that he loves having sex with Kendra nude - but he might as well have, right?

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Might Hugh Hefner see only Holly Madison nude for the rest of his life?

Rumors are running rampant that the Playboy founder and his top-rated girlfriend are finally ready to settle down.

Holly in Yellow

According to entertainment news magazine OK!, Bridget Marquart was recently overheard on the set of The Girls Next Door referring to "huge wedding" in season five. A source also told the tabloid that Bridget hinted at her and Kendra Wilkinson moving out of the mansion next year.

"She said they will be moving on since Holly is Hef's main girlfriend," the insider said.

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The bleach-blonde stars of The Girls Next Door can breathe a sigh of relief - Hugh Hefner seems content sleeping with the three of them. For now.

Rumors were circulating that 82-year-old Hugh was going to add brunette model Dasha Astafieva from the Ukraine to his Playboy posse.

That development was not smiled upon by Holly Madison (the #1 girlfriend, whatever that means) Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt.

This isn't the only rumor involving unrest at Playboy. This week, we reported the looming departure of the lowest member of The Girls Next Door totem pole - yes, Kendra Wilkinson naked may be soon be a thing of the past for Hef.

Dasha Astafieva Nude

Some reports said Dasha Astafieva had already moved in to the Mansion.

But Hef's rep is now saying that the compelling story is not true.

There are plenty of nude models there, but not this Eastern European.

"[Dasha Astafieva] doesn't live here at the Playboy Mansion. She lives in the Ukraine," said a Playboy publicist to celebrity news mag In Touch Weekly.

"She's not even here now. I haven't heard of any scheduled plans for her to come back to town," the rep cryptically added, implying she was in town.

Doesn't live here now, she says. Does that mean there was in fact a naked Dasha Astafieva wandering around there at some point? We may never know.

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The norm always gets boring - even if the norm is sleeping with (and living with) three unwed Playboy bunnies at one's leisure.

Yes, Hugh Hefner is reportedly falling for the "charms" of a woman outside his trio of girlfriends. The National Enquirer says he has been paying a lot of attention to a sexy, brunette Ukranian model named Dasha Astafieva.

That piece of info alone should raise a red flag - and not only is Astafieva a brunette, she may even have real boobs - but numerous European sources are also reporting Hef's hot and heavy romance with the Playboy mogul.

Check out these pics of Dasha Astafieva and you'll see why ...

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