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A quartet of our favorite stars are another year wiser on this 9th day of April. We're marking these celebrity birthdays with photo tributes to the girls (and boy):

The lovely Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame is 19 today ...

Twilighters

... while Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester is 23 ...

Thumb Sucking Fun

... adult film legend and new mom Jenna Jameson is 35 ...

Jenna Jameson Naked

... and Hugh Hefner (a man who truly needs no description) is 83!

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This just in: it's good to be Hugh Hefner.

The Playboy founder and chick magnet turned 83 last week - and he didn't exactly celebrate by himself.

Hefner and his most recent string of beautiful blondes gathered at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

Indeed, all of Hef's former and current girlfriends turned out for the party: Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Crystal Harris. Man, to be a fly on Hef's bedroom wall on this night...

Girls Next Door Pic

Click on the pics above for larger images of Hugh Hefner and his lovely ladies.

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In the past, Hugh Hefner showed his wrinkly, naked body to Holly Madison.

Now, in light of his break-up with the model and her subsequent inclusion on season eight of Dancing with the Stars, the Playboy founder is simply showing her support.

Lunch Break

“She had a week to prepare, less then a week," Hefner said to People about Holly, who was named as a last-minute replacement for injured Jewel. "I’m very, very proud of her.”

Kendra Wilkinson is also supporting Madison on the show. She cites her friend's salsa dancing experience as a reason to think Holly has a chance to conquer the competition.

"I think people get on her and think she doesn’t know how to dance - but hip-hop dances she needs to work on, but ballroom dancing she’s great at, she has great feet," Kendra said.

Wilkinson should know. She's certainly seen every body part of Madison's over the years.

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Men around the nation weren't the only ones celebrating Aubrey O'Day nude photos in this month's Playboy.

The magazine threw a party in honor of its most recent cover girl last night, as Hugh Hefner, Paris Hilton and Karissa and Kristina Shannon (donning matching Barack Obama t-shirts) got down, dirty and awkward together.

Here's a look:

  • Look at Me Nude!
  • Paris and a Twin

Click on the following photos for more, larger images of Hef and his gals grinding with one another...

  • Aubrey and Hef
  • Oh, Oh, Bama!
  • Paris at Playboy Party
  • Aubrey O'Day and Hugh Hefner
  • Old Man Grinding
  • Paris and Aubrey

[Photos Credit: Splash News]

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Don't cry for Hugh Hefner.

Granted, the Playboy founder has ended his relationships with Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt. But he told E! Online that a new set of girlfriends moved in to his mansion about two weeks after he became a single man.

In an interview with the entertainment network, Hefner was joined by those new gal pals - Karissa and Kristina Shannon - as well by the third blonde recently added to his busty brood: Crystal Harris.

Here are a few naughty nuggets from the conversation:

Hef's relationship philosophy: "The best solution to lost love is new love."

Crystal Harris, comparing herself to The Shannon Twins: "I'm much more reserved than the twins. They are much more outgoing, and I'm the type of person who likes to stay close to home. Hef has the best of both worlds with us."

Hef on Kendra's fiance, Hank Baskett:  "[He's a] cool guy."

Hef on not marry Holly, due to his previously failed marriages: "Those are not the happiest times of my life and I just don't want to screw up another. [Holly]... will make a good wife to Criss [Angel] or whoever she winds up with."

Hef on adding a new sex buddy
: We don't have anyone in particular, but it's always possible. There was one point when I had seven girlfriends."

Heck, when your sex mates look like this, why wouldn't you add as many as possible?!?

Click on the following photos for a Hugh Hefner girlfriend retrospective; from Holly, Kendra and Bridget to Karissa, Kristina and Crystal...

  • Holly Madison Pic
  • Bridget Marquardt Nude
  • Karissa and Kristina Shannon Nude
  • Crystal Harris Nude
  • Crystal Harris Picture

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Move over, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Crystal Harris wants to make her presence as Hugh Hefner's third new girlfriend known!

The 22-year old busty blonde revealed on E! Online’s message board that she's moved into the Playboy mansion alongside the aforementioned twins.

“Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion,” Harris wrote, adding that only only her and the Shannons have replaced Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson so far, though “there are a couple [other girls] that we have interest in."

Crystal Harris, The Shannon Twins

Crystal Harris, far right, poses alongside boyfriend Hugh Hefner and his other two new girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

As for details about Harris: she's a psychology student at San Diego State University. Her MySpace page paints her as a passionate romantic that loves a good cliche as much as a wrinkle-laden roll in the sack:

"I believe in opening your heart and letting your walls down, it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all."

Shockingly, Crystal Harris has posed for a number of scantily-clad photos. Click on each one below to enlarge it...

  • Crystal Harris, Lingerie
  • Crystal Harris Picture
  • Hugh Hefner, New Girlfriend
  • Crystal Harris Nude
  • Crystal Harris Topless

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Hey, that's just how life goes at the Playboy Mansion. Don't hate the players... or the game, for that matter. Just sit back and enjoy the show.

Why should half-nude pictures and possibly making love to a man four times your age take a break just because it's December 25? Exactly.

The Shannon Twins Picture

Below is Hugh Hefner's annual holiday card. This year's features his new, law-breaking girlfriends: sexy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Behold, The Shannon Twins nude except for body paint ...

HOLIDAY FUN: Between the Shannon Twins, Dasha Astafieva and whomever else he has waiting in the wings, Hugh Hefner has plenty of toys to play with this Christmas.

Hefner hooked up with the teenage twins after splitting with Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison (now with Criss Angel), Kendra Wilkinson (now engaged to Hank Baskett) and Bridget Marquardt (now MIA, but probably still half-naked).

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This just in: Hugh Hefner loves naked women. But he seems to have a special place in his horny heart for Jennifer Aniston nude.

When shown the cover shot of Aniston posting for January's issue of GQ, the chick magnet said:

"Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter? This looks like the cover of Playboy. I'm much impressed by Jennifer."

Hugh Hefner isn't the only one to be blown away by Jennifer Aniston naked.

Hef is also interested in 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the pair that approached him within two weeks of his break-up with Holly Madison.

"A pair of twins arrived and ... they were interested in being my girlfriends," Hefner told Us Weekly. "Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife."

Anyone wanna argue with that logic?

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Hugh Hefner is a busy, horny man.

In June, the Playboy founder will be giving away ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson, as she walks down the aisle with fiance Hank Baskett.

"We're going to have Kendra's wedding and reception at the mansion - a spectacular affair!" Hef  told Us Weekly over the weekend at the 55th anniversary Playmate celebration in West Hollywood.

Wilkinson will officially move out the Playboy mansion next week.

But don't think Hefner will be alone after that.

News of his sexual exploits with Karissa and Kristina Shannon have been well-documented, but sources also say Hef has been getting it on with Ukrainian model Dasha Astafieva. She has a pictorial in the 55th anniversary issue of Playboy.

“Hef is totally smitten with her. She is not his regular type, but Hef says something about her is really doing it for him,” said an insider.

Dasha Astafieva + Hugh Hefner = Astafner!

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As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those silly moose-hunting child bearers from Alaska, The Palin Family. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #8 … The Many Girls Next Door!

When 2008 began, the girlfriends of Hugh Hefner could be counted on one hand: there was Holly Madison, the Playboy founder's number-one piece of tail; Kendra Wilkinson, the woman with the most annoying laugh on television; and Bridget Marquardt, the other one.

Soon enough, however, the exploits of these models became too much for a single reality show to handle.

Holly remained in the news by posing naked a lot and then having the awful taste to date Criss Angel; Kendra got engaged to NFL player Hank Baskett, and Bridget continued to exist.

  • Holly Madison Photograph
  • Bridget Marquardt Nude

Once these ladies established lives outside of the Playboy Mansion, they had to be replaced. Enter Karissa and Kristina Shannon, along with a series of arrests, obnoxious attitudes and, of course, very little clothing.

With 2008 coming to an end, a new Girl Next Door has even popped up: Dasha Astafieva will grace the cover of Playboy's 55th anniversary issue. Rumors have already circulated that she slept with Hefner while he was dating Holly, Kendra and Bridget.

As you click on the photos above and below of Hefner's girls from 2008, remember: the guy is 82 years old. Can you top his exploits in 2009?

Hugh Hefner Biography

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Hugh Marston Hefner
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