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Sure, it might seem as though Crystal Harris is just using Hugh Hefner for fame and attention.

And, of course, one might assume the Playboy founder was only interested in sex with a much younger blonde.

Hef and Harris

But Harris tells E! News that her and Hefner actually have a lot in common. Like a passion for fun!

"We were both psychology majors in school... We laugh a lot together. We watch movies together. We love relaxing and having a good time and hanging out with the girls. We just keep it fun."

How did we ever doubt this couple? It's like a match made in busty heaven.

On October 11, fans will learn even more about this pair, as they star alongside Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a new version of The Girls Next Door.

What should viewers expect to discover about the young women that make love to such an old man?

"We're the wild ones and party animals, and Crystal's really calm and mellow," said Karissa, while her sister added: "We don't like the peacocks here. They poop everywhere, and they're loud."

That doesn't make them so different from Hef, does it?

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Hugh Hefner claims his soon-to-be ex-wife cheated on him before their marriage failed - but that's not why he finally filed to divorce Kimberley Conrad.

The Playboy mogul decided to file, he says, after Conrad sued him in recent weeks for $5 million stemming from the sale of a home they owned together.

Kimberley Conrad, who married Hef in 1989 but had been separated from him since 1998, had been living in the house, which is located right next door to the Playboy mansion, with the couple's two kids, now ages 19 and 17.

As for why he stayed married 11 years after they essentially called off their relationship, Hef says, "At the time of the separation, I was happy to get a divorce. I only remained married for the sake of the children at her request."

He strongly denied that he owes Kimberley any money, and that he's faithfully paid her $250,000 a year as promised in a prenuptial agreement.

Frustrated, he says he's "paid every cent" that he agreed to in prenuptial and postnuptial agreements, and says "I've been generous to a fault."

Hefner notes that he was "faithful" during the time they were together, but says that Kimberley Conrad had cheated on him "early in the relationship."

He knows who the other man is, but won't say. Hillel Chodos, a lawyer for Conrad, said the filing "speaks for itself, and we'll respond in due course."

We don't know what kind of settlement these two will come to, but here's how much Hugh rakes in per month (yes, that's per month, not per year):

  • Salary from Playboy: $116,667
  • Social Security: $1,896
  • Dividends and interest: $121,099
  • Rental income: $17,058
  • Income from HMH Productions: $15,808
  • Pensions and retirement: $413
  • Other miscellaneous income: $17,639

That's a total monthly income of $290,580. Not bad, especially on top of the $306,548 in cash and $36,802,558 in stocks and bonds he says he owns.

Guess this helps explain how an octogenarian can score Crystal Harris. Although she may not want to get her hopes up about marriage after this.

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After 20 years of marriage and 11 of estrangement, Hugh Hefner has finally made the move to divorce his wife, Kimberley Conrad. Yes. Hef is married.

They've been separated since 1998. Kimberley, a former Playboy model (of course), has been living in a nice house next door to the Playboy mansion.

Things ended amicably between the pair, who legally remained married as Conrad lived next door raising their two sons, Marston, 19, and Cooper, 17.

Earlier this year, however, Hefner fell on some hard times and sold that house, prompting Kimberley Conrad to sue him. Yes, suing her own husband.

Kimberley says Hugh Hefner, who's been screwing the Shannon Twins and Crystal Harris, has also screwed her this year - out of more than $5 million.

Not a pretty picture. Unlike the pictures below, of the '89 Playmate of the Year. Hef knew how to pick 'em back then. The Shannon Twins? Kinda whack.

  • Kimberley Conrad Nude
  • Kimberley Conrad, Playboy

Kimberley Conrad is still Mrs. Hugh Hefner. For now.

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Bridget Marquardt has a Travel Channel show and might come out with a new reality series.

But she just can't stay away from the Playboy Mansion and its wrinkly old owner of an ex-boyfriend!

Crystal Harris Playboy Cover

Marquardt showed up this weekend at the large residence and got cozy with Hugh Hefner and his new set of girlfriends at the annual Midsummer Night’s Dream party.

Below, Bridget snuggles up with Karissa and Kristina Shannon, while Crystal Harris also played hosts to a numer of of celebrity guests at the event...

Click the photos above to wonder how the heck Hugh Hefner attracts such fine pieces of tail.

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They haven't been having sex with a wrinkly old man for nothing!

After months of waking up with Metamucil in their hair for seemingly no reason, Crystal Harris, Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon are finally getting the official spotlight they signed on for:

Hugh Hefner has confirmed that he and his new trio of women will be filming a new season of The Girls Next Door.

"You are looking at part of the cast here," Hefner told Us Weekly over the weekend, pointing to his girlfriends. "We are going to have a lot of fun."

New Girls Next Door

As supporters of Barack Obama, the Shannon Twins are doing their part to stimulate the economy. They're single-handedly responsible for keeping Viagra in business. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

What can viewers expect on the new edition of the E! reality series, which previously followed around Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt?

"Fun and games!" Hef said.

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"All girls have pretty mouths. Especially in the dark."
- Unknown philosopher

Hugh Hefner may want to take these wise words to heart.

Kendra Dancing

His genuine romantic feelings for 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon cannot be understated, even if the octogenarian can’t tell them apart.

“I have one little trick, one little mark,” Hefner confessed.

“But other than that, I don’t know.”

What about the long, soul-searching conversations that are the hallmark of love? Wait, you mean the Shannon Twins are only interested in sex and/or money?

We can't even believe what we're writing.

Who's who - and does it matter when they double-up on you?

Moving on to a happier, but also strange topic, Hugh Hefner also hopes Kendra Wilkinson’s unborn child will one day end up a Playboy model at the mansion.

“I’m sure the baby will end up at the mansion. We have a lot of friends, second generation Playmates," he said. "There are a lot of kids around these days.”

We'll have to ask Hank Baskett how he feels about this when his daughter turns 18. If they even have a daughter. Or Hef is around to mark the occasion.

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first baby in December. How do the former Playmate's friends and elderly ex-lovers feel about that news?

"She's going to be soccer mom for sure," Holly Madison told People. "She's really into sports and playing ball, so I'm sure her child will be too.. I know that ever since she met Hank she's been anxious to have a baby. She'll be really in tune with that baby and she'll be a great mom."

It's true. Kendra recently said that she'll love "whatever comes out of me," one of the less appealing ways to simply say you don't mind having a boy or a girl.

As for Bridget Marquardt, who is Wilkinson's Maid of Honor, she told Us Weekly:

"Here I am, planning her bachelorette party when maybe I should be planning her baby shower! I guess I will work on both... there is a lot to celebrate!"

Heck, even the senior citizen that gave it to Kendra before Hank Baskett entered the picture is thrilled for the couple. Hugh Hefner said:

"I'm really happy to learn that Kendra is pregnant because I know that she and Hank wanted to start a family right away. I think he's a good guy and they'll be good for one another."

How do you feel about this baby news? Send in your best wishes today!

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Considering the constant parade of beautiful women in his bedroom, Hugh Hefner is not one to dwell on the past.

That's why he's confused about a report this week that claimed he wanted Holly Madison to move back into the Playboy Mansion (either that, or Hef is suffering from dementia; the guy is really, really old).

"I have no idea where these crazy stories come from," Hefner said in a statement. "The idea that I'm pining over former girlfriend Holly Madison and would 'welcome her back with open arms' is pure fiction. It was invented by someone to create publicity."

Hef said he doesn't think of Madison in that way anymore. After all, the guy is totally smitten with one to three women.

"I'm in love with Crystal Harris (pictured) and wouldn't trade her or the Shannon Twins for anyone in the past," he said. "Holly will always be welcome here at the mansion, but not as a girlfriend. I think she's happy now, and I know I am."

No offense to Holly, but Hef appears to have made the right decision. Harris is the hottest girlfriend he's had yet. We present the following photos of her as evidence:

  • Crystal Harris Photo
  • Crystal Harris Pic

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Since she moved out of the Playboy Mansion, Holly Madison has been voted off Dancing with the Stars and dumped by Criss Angel.

With that - and many more nights of hot sex - in mind, Hugh Hefner told Los Angeles Confidential he wants his ex-girlfriend to move back home. Despite their split October, following seven years of dating, Hefner refers to Holly as "love of his life."

What about Crystal Harris, one of many new gal pals that have replaced Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt?

"How serious, and intimate, and important that works out to be... well, we'll have to wait and see because it's only a couple months old," Hefner said.

Madison's response? Thanks, old guy, but no thanks!

"I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef," Holly told Fox News. "There comes a time in everyone's life where they need to go their own way."

Relive the old days between Hefner and Madison below. Click on each photo to enlarge it...

Holly and Hugh

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Holly Madison is coming off a breakup.

Bridget Marquardt is involved in new relationship.

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris Picture

Kendra Wilkinson is about to get married.

Indeed, a lot has changed at the Playboy Mansion, as owner Hugh Hefner can only sit by and watch his trio of famous ex-girlfriends live their lives.

He recently spoke to People about each one:

On Madison, who split from Criss Angel:
"My conviction has always been, being an romantic, that the best solution for a failed romance is a new romance."

On Marquardt, whose dating Nick Carpenter:
"The major problem for her, quite frankly, is that she's not here a lot. She's got this wonderful dream job for the Travel Channel (Bridget's Sexiest Beaches), she's wandering the globe. We'll see how that plays out, whether she's really contemplating making this more serious."

On Wilkinson, who is engaged NFL star Hank Baskett
:
"I've been very lucky in romance, but not expert in marriage (two divorces). "They are two separate things. What happens traditionally in a marriage is, of course, a marriage turns into parenthood and the affection is kind of transferred to the children. She picked very well, I think he adores her, I think she really loves him. What they have to get over is they come from very different backgrounds. If love conquers all, it'll conquer them."

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Hugh Marston Hefner
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