by Mischalova at . Comments

Move over, Rosie O'Donnell.

Donald Trump might actually hate someone more than you at this point.

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The Donald called-in to the Don Imus Show on MSNBC this morning, just as the body of his "friend" Anna Nicole Smith was being transported from Broward Country Morgue to Miami International Airport.

At that point, Trump unleashed a verbal tirade aimed squarely at Howard K. Stern, calling him a "total loser" and a "hanger-on."

"There's something more to him than meets the eye," said Trump, adding: "the baby has got about a less than one percent chance of being his."

Less than that, we say. Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern has suffered long enough without her actual father. Meanwhile, Trump appears to be on the side of justice in this case.

Just like he was with Tara Conner.

by Mischalova at . Comments

The list of unusual occurrences at the trial currently taking place to determine the burial grounds of Anna Nicole Smith is too long to delve into now.

But we can start with this: the dream of Judge Larry Seidlin is apparently to become the next Judge Judy. He yearns to be on TV so badly that Seidlin has even made a demo tape of cases that were recorded in his courtroom.

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If that doesn't work out, he plans to make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian. Just kidding.

Anyway, back to the case: Scummy murderer Howard K. Stern testified that Anna wanted him to look into how secure cemetery ground plots were in the Bahamas because she and son Daniel were "afraid of bugs."

He also said Smith wanted to be buried near Marilyn Monroe in Los Angeles, but it was too expensive. Anna also talked about death often, fearing that she's pass away while giving birth to Dannielynn Hope.

Larry Birkhead is also inside the courtroom. Before entering, he said:

"I just look at a picture of my daughter and that's all I really need to see, to keep me strong."

Someone please give this man the child. He'll make a much better father than Dr. Sandeep Kapoor.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Why would Howard K. Stern commit murder?

Millions of dollars, of course.

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Now that TMZ.com has obtained the will of Anna Nicole Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall), we can see how much of a role Stern played in it.

The will is dated July 30, 2001.

It was drafted prior to Dannielynn Hope being born; therefore it indicates that Anna only had a son.

The will - which you can read by clicking here - entrusts all of Anna's property and names Stern as executor. There's a lot of legal talk in it, but let's just say that Howard isn't likely to be a poor man after its carried out.

Donald Trump may soon have company on millionaire's row.

by Mischalova at . Comments

We can't say for sure if Howard K. Stern murdered Anna Nicole Smith or not.

But we can state for the record that this lawyer's crying is pretty much as fake as Tara Reid's boobs. And those are really fake!

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Here is the supposed father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern in an interview he gave on The Insider. The show paid Howard $1 million for these crocodile tears.

The only question remaining, therefore, is: Who is less respectable, Stern or David Hans Schmidt?

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