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We already knew that Honey Boo Boo can dine on roadkill.

But who knew that this southern-based reality star could also lead a few cheers?!?

The 8-year old appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Wednesday and was handed a set of pom-poms by the amiable host.

Would you want Honey Boo Boo inspiring you from the sidelines of your high school football or basketball game? Watch and decide now!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will return for its fourth season on Thursday, June 19.

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The world of reality television gave us a lot of poop talk this week, along with Si Robertson finally catching up to the 21st century, a former NBA star being cast on Survivor and a young mother choosing to terminate her fetus.

On DANCE MOMS, the crew took off for Virginia and did battle with their arch rival, as a fight broke out among the parents over rehearsal time and other issues these adults take way too seriously.

Such as? Watch Dance Moms online for the answer:

On TEEN MOM 2, things grew quite serious, as we caught up with the four main ladies, learned one of their children had been diagnosed with a series disorder and also watch Jenelle chose to have an abortion.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo wrapped up Season 2 last night in the most romantic and smelly of fashions:

Via a wedding!

A wedding that involved a farting June Shannon exchanging vows with a dapper Sugar Bear, that is. But what else would you expect from this TLC favorite? Scroll down for a look at our top moments from the finale, along with their corresponding scores in our patented +/- review system...

Mama June and Sugar Bear: Married!

The rehearsal took place on a very rainy day, which caused some anxiety for Mama June. "I just farted," she told the cameraman. "It was a nervous fart." PLUS 7 for honesty.

The night prior to the nuptials, Sugar Bear slept in a tent and June shaved off her neck hair. PLUS 7 more for mostly observing tradition.

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Typically, we recap Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in our patented +/- style, handing out or taking away points based on ridiculous/entertaining developments within an episode.

But most of last night's Season 2 finale was focused on June Shannon in the bathroom, pooping out her stress on the day prior to her commitment ceremony.

Were we grossed out enough to stick a -1,000 on the installment and call it a day? Yes. But then Sugar Bear summed up the appeal of this family in one quote, captured in the following photo, which reversed our decision entirely...

... that's sweet in its own, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo way, no?

So 1,000 points all around and a rundown of the top best quotes from the finale below!

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She's back, folks.

Alana Thompson and her family returned to TLC last night for the Season 2 premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, still residing in McIntyre, Georgia and still dining on road kill.

And still reciting the kinds of quotes that make us both cringe and laugh, of course.

Honey Boo Boo on Season 2

So what better way to recap the premiere than to simply rundown the best (worst?) lines from this week's episode. Thanks to TLC subtitles, it's easy to do so!

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She's coming back, folks.

A day after June Shannon married Sugar Bear, the family was given another reason to celebrate, as TLC announced a return date for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

New episodes will kick off on July 17.

Honey Boo Boo Promo Pic

The network teases that this eerily popular family will participate in “butter rolling, tap dancing lessons and wrestling events" on the new season, which will also take us behind the scenes of Mama June and Sugar Bear’s wedding.

The series premiered last August as a spin-off of Toddlers & Tiaras and averaged 2.3 millions viewers. Per week. For real.

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In Sunday's Honey Boo Boo wedding, it's unclear if Mama June and Sugar Bear actually got legally married, but they certainly made quite an entrance.

The reality show mom eschewed the traditional white gown for a more colorful cap-sleeve camouflage gown with orange trim and ribbons ... we kid not.

The Georgia backyard nuptials of the TLC reality stars (real names June Shannon and Mike Thompson) were filmed for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Their famous seven-year-old daughter, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, rocked a ruffled hot pink-and-orange floor-length gown for the occasion.

Honey Boo Boo also carried a small white basket for her wedding duties.

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Honey Boo Boo's Sugar Bear and Mama June are husband and wife.

Well, maybe. They won't say if they've actually gotten married or just committed to each other. In any case ... there was a big wedding-type thing!

Mama June and Sugar Bear

There were vows, a cake, a camo gown and tons of family and friends present to honor Mama June (June Shannon, 33) and Sugar Bear (Mike Thompson, 41).

Honey Boo Boo herself (Alana Thompson, 7) and big sisters Pumpkin, Chickadee and Chubbs all joined the duo in their Georgia backyard for a ceremony.

A rowdy Cinco de Mayo BBQ followed.

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Honey Boo Boo Biography

Honey Boo Boo Photo Honey Boo Boo is the nickname given to Alana Thompson. She's a six-year old beauty pageant contestant whose family is very eccentric and... More »
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