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The world of reality television gave us a lot of poop talk this week, along with Si Robertson finally catching up to the 21st century, a former NBA star being cast on Survivor and a young mother choosing to terminate her fetus.

On DANCE MOMS, the crew took off for Virginia and did battle with their arch rival, as a fight broke out among the parents over rehearsal time and other issues these adults take way too seriously.

Such as? Watch Dance Moms online for the answer:

On TEEN MOM 2, things grew quite serious, as we caught up with the four main ladies, learned one of their children had been diagnosed with a series disorder and also watch Jenelle chose to have an abortion.

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In Sunday's Honey Boo Boo wedding, it's unclear if Mama June and Sugar Bear actually got legally married, but they certainly made quite an entrance.

The reality show mom eschewed the traditional white gown for a more colorful cap-sleeve camouflage gown with orange trim and ribbons ... we kid not.

The Georgia backyard nuptials of the TLC reality stars (real names June Shannon and Mike Thompson) were filmed for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Their famous seven-year-old daughter, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, rocked a ruffled hot pink-and-orange floor-length gown for the occasion.

Honey Boo Boo also carried a small white basket for her wedding duties.

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Lee Thomson, better known to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo viewers as "Uncle Poodle," revealed today that he is HIV positive.

The reality star made the stunning announcement in an interview with Fenuxe, telling the magazine his test came back positive for the disease in May of last year.

"I knew it had been my boyfriend who infected me," Thomson says. "I later learned he had been HIV positive and was not taking medication and had not bothered to tell me about it. I was advised that I should press charges and, hesitantly, I did. It was the right thing to do."

That boyfriend is now serving five years in prison as a result of his reckless behavior.

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Man. You pull one drunken gorilla suit prank and this is the response you receive.

Tony Lindsey - better known as "Crazy Tony" on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - has been banned from that TLC series by June Shannon after he was arrested in November for playing in traffic (in a gorilla suit) along a Georgia highway.

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Shannon tells TMZ that she loves Tony "as a friend," but that was "a crazy story" and she wants to keep her hit show "family oriented."

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More than two months after the actual holiday, TLC aired a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Halloween special last night.

Seems appropriate for what many would consider to be a backward show about a backward family, right? What went down?

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We open with Pumpkin dangling some roadkill in front of a sleeping Mama June Shannon. Mmm… breakfast in bed. PLUS 7.

“Halloween is all about treats," Alana says. "Treating myself to candy.” PLUS 7 more for this unique take on the holiday.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo aired an episode last night that focuses on pregnant, pageants and the equivalent of poop in a can.

Yup, it was just another evening in Georgia with Alana Thompson and family last night, as we've rundown the most noteworthy scenes and nauseating one-liners below, grading them on THG's patented +/- curve....

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Chickadee (aka Anna) spends a medicated night in the hospital due to contractions she describes as pain "going through my vajayjay." MINUS 12 for lack of originality. We'd have accepted anything clam-related here.

Alana then asks a bunch of questions to her bedridden sister at home, mostly focusing on her own tummy incidents of the past: "When my belly hurts, it's usually gas or too many chicken nuggets." PLUS 6 for making us miss the innocent life of being a child.

Honey Boo Boo proceeds to say she hopes for a family one day. A very big family. "I want to have thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands." MINUS 47 because... no. God, no, no no, please no.

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So... did you watch?Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)

TLC debuted Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night, a reality show dedicated to six-year old pageant contestant Alana Thompson and her - how should we say it? - eccentric family.

Speaking to CNN prior to the premiere, mother June offered viewers a preview of what to expect the rest of the summer and into the fall.

"We do a lot of mud bogging, four-wheel riding, going to community events... I think America will get the gist of who we actually are."

And if Americans have an issue with who the Thompsons are or what they do, which includes eating road kill for dinner?

"People are going to talk, good and bad, and it is what it is," she said. "My family, we enjoy what we've done and I would do it again."

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TLC is about to prove the Mayans right. Because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres on August 8.

The reality show is a spinoff of Toddlers & Tiaras and it stars the six-year old named Alana Thompson who has come to be known as "Honey Boo Boo."

It will also star Thompson's her 12-year-old sister Pumpkin... and her 17-year-old pregnant sister Chickadee... and her 15-year-old sister Chubbs... and her 40-year-old daddy Sugar Bear.

Somewhere, though, even Sarah Palin is shaking her head at how ridiculous these names are. Watch an extended trailer for this madness now and then go hide under your bed. The world may come to an end any day now...

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We really wish we were making this up.

But Alana Thompson - a six-year old contestant on Toddlers & Tiaras known as "Honey Boo Boo" - has landed her very own reality show. It will be titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and it will consist of six half-hour episodes that provide "an inside look into Alana's world," according to a TLC network statement.

The statement goes on to say that viewers will learn how Thompson "is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen" and that "when she's not chasing after crowns, Alana's with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout."

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will also feature Thompson's stay-at-home mom, June Shannon, along with her father, Sugar Bear, and sisters Lauryn "Pumpkin," Jessica "Chubbs," and Anna "Chickadee." Really. That's how they are listed in the press release.

We doubt Vanessa Williams will tune in for this spinoff, but will you?

 

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Honey Boo Boo Photo Honey Boo Boo is the nickname given to Alana Thompson. She's a six-year old beauty pageant contestant whose family is very eccentric and... More »
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