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Honey Boo Boo is the proud new owner of a pet chicken named Nugget.

But PETA wants to make sure the seven-year old beauty queen understands: Nugget is only meant to serve as a pet, not a meal.

Honey Boo Boo and Nugget

"As I'm sure you are learning from your chicken, chickens are smart, interesting animals with personalities of their own," reads a letter written by PETA rep Michelle Cho and posted by E! News.

The organization goes on to outline how well chickens do math and have good memories, making a few suggestions to young Alana Thompson in the process.

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According to mother June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo is playing a lot of chicken these days. Literally!

The young reality star, whose pig Glitzy received a great deal of air time during season one of her family's reality show, has gotten close to another four-legged friend.

"meet Alanas new pet NUGGET," June wrote on Facebook today, including a photo of the seven-year old holding a chicken. "her and nugget have became very attached this weekend…".

Honey Boo Boo and Nugget

Shannon adds that the bird "has a outside house too but alana refuses to let her sleep outside." Therefore, Nugget "sleeps inside at night in her inside cage."

The family, of course, had to give Glitzy back to his breeder after the pig became too demanding, so let's all hope a similar face doesn't await Nugget.

But if it does... well, Honey Boo Boo and company will eat very well that night!

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With all due respect to McKayla Maroney, Honey Boo Boo is NOT impressed by Dr. Drew Pinsky.

The seven-year old star of TLC's most buzz-worthy reality show was a guest on the doctor's HLN talk show this week and was so bored by the exchange that she pretended to sleep.

Drew eventually awoke the toddler, only for her to ramble something about disliking any kind of interaction with her fans.

Watch the mesmerizing Q&A now and keep in mind: Honey Boo Boo still made for a more intelligible guest than Dina Lohan on Dr. Phil...

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Move over, Mama. Take a seat, Sugar Bear. Quite down for a moment, Honey Boo Boo.

Poodle has something to say.

The homosexual uncle of the Thompson family has recorded a PSA in which he opens up about life as a gay man in the south ("People don't like it," he says) and details all he's gone through:

"Growing up as a kid, I was bullied day in and day out ... broke ribs, dislocated jaw, cars vandalized..."

Despite these hardships, though, Poodle has a message of hope for others in a similar situation.

"It is okay to be who you are, he says. "Don't let anybody change that."

Amen, Poodle.

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He's an Oscar nominee and an all-time great Saturday Night Live host.

She's a seven-year old beauty pageant contestant who dines on deer and sketti.

But Christopher Walken and Honey Boo Boo will forever now be linked, thanks to a pair of hilarious viral videos, both courtesy of ScreenJunkies.com.

In response to Walken, Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell promoting their film Seven Psychopaths by reciting lines from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, June Shannon and her daughter sit down below and do the same for classic Walking films.

Watch and laugh now as Honey enters the world of True Romance and Pulp Fiction:

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Honey Boo Boo cannot vote. It's unclear if she can even spell the word "vote."

But the seven-year old TLC star appeared alongside her mother on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and told the host she is endorsing President Barack Obama.

Her reasoning? Mitt Romney has said his favorite reality TV series trainwreck is Snooki.

Other topics included in the interview, the first part of which is posted above and the second below: couponing, nicknames and the mystery of June's baby daddies.

Just kidding about the final item...

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June Shannon can't take a joke, not when it comes to her loved ones.

Appearing on TMZ Live yesterday, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch was asked about the way in which South Park mocked her family earlier this month.

And she at first tried to take the high road, telling the site:  "Being a big person, I didn't take offense ... that show is just not a show that I would want to be on in the first place."

But pressed about a storyline that focused on seven-year old Alana Thompson receiving a heart transplant from a pig because she ate too much junk food, Shannon replied:

"It was kinda trashy."

She's talking about South Park, just to be clear. Not Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. We understand the confusion.

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This might make the presence of Alana Thompson and her family in our lives entirely worth it.

Tomorrow night's South Park episode will be titled "Raising the Bar" and it will focus on Honey Boo Boo and her family stopped by a certain little mountain town in Colorado.

An easy target for the pop culture-skewering Comedy Central classic? Sure. But a hilarious one, too, we're sure.

Check out a preview now and visit our friends at TV Fanatic for the latest South Park quotes...

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Did Alana Thompson sparkle and shin? Did Anna have her baby? Did we make it through the first season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in one piece?

Read on to the answers to these questions and many more in our patented +/- rundown of this TLC hit's season finale...

Alana Thompson on Stage

Let's get right to it; Honey Boo Boo did not win the Miss Sparkle and Shine Pageant, a complete travesty that earns the judges MINUS 12 points.

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Honey Boo Boo Photo Honey Boo Boo is the nickname given to Alana Thompson. She's a six-year old beauty pageant contestant whose family is very eccentric and... More »
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