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With all due respect to McKayla Maroney, Honey Boo Boo is NOT impressed by Dr. Drew Pinsky.

The seven-year old star of TLC's most buzz-worthy reality show was a guest on the doctor's HLN talk show this week and was so bored by the exchange that she pretended to sleep.

Drew eventually awoke the toddler, only for her to ramble something about disliking any kind of interaction with her fans.

Watch the mesmerizing Q&A now and keep in mind: Honey Boo Boo still made for a more intelligible guest than Dina Lohan on Dr. Phil...

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Move over, Mama. Take a seat, Sugar Bear. Quite down for a moment, Honey Boo Boo.

Poodle has something to say.

The homosexual uncle of the Thompson family has recorded a PSA in which he opens up about life as a gay man in the south ("People don't like it," he says) and details all he's gone through:

"Growing up as a kid, I was bullied day in and day out ... broke ribs, dislocated jaw, cars vandalized..."

Despite these hardships, though, Poodle has a message of hope for others in a similar situation.

"It is okay to be who you are, he says. "Don't let anybody change that."

Amen, Poodle.

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He's an Oscar nominee and an all-time great Saturday Night Live host.

She's a seven-year old beauty pageant contestant who dines on deer and sketti.

But Christopher Walken and Honey Boo Boo will forever now be linked, thanks to a pair of hilarious viral videos, both courtesy of ScreenJunkies.com.

In response to Walken, Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell promoting their film Seven Psychopaths by reciting lines from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, June Shannon and her daughter sit down below and do the same for classic Walking films.

Watch and laugh now as Honey enters the world of True Romance and Pulp Fiction:

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Honey Boo Boo cannot vote. It's unclear if she can even spell the word "vote."

But the seven-year old TLC star appeared alongside her mother on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and told the host she is endorsing President Barack Obama.

Her reasoning? Mitt Romney has said his favorite reality TV series trainwreck is Snooki.

Other topics included in the interview, the first part of which is posted above and the second below: couponing, nicknames and the mystery of June's baby daddies.

Just kidding about the final item...

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June Shannon can't take a joke, not when it comes to her loved ones.

Appearing on TMZ Live yesterday, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch was asked about the way in which South Park mocked her family earlier this month.

And she at first tried to take the high road, telling the site:  "Being a big person, I didn't take offense ... that show is just not a show that I would want to be on in the first place."

But pressed about a storyline that focused on seven-year old Alana Thompson receiving a heart transplant from a pig because she ate too much junk food, Shannon replied:

"It was kinda trashy."

She's talking about South Park, just to be clear. Not Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. We understand the confusion.

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This might make the presence of Alana Thompson and her family in our lives entirely worth it.

Tomorrow night's South Park episode will be titled "Raising the Bar" and it will focus on Honey Boo Boo and her family stopped by a certain little mountain town in Colorado.

An easy target for the pop culture-skewering Comedy Central classic? Sure. But a hilarious one, too, we're sure.

Check out a preview now and visit our friends at TV Fanatic for the latest South Park quotes...

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Did Alana Thompson sparkle and shin? Did Anna have her baby? Did we make it through the first season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in one piece?

Read on to the answers to these questions and many more in our patented +/- rundown of this TLC hit's season finale...

Alana Thompson on Stage

Let's get right to it; Honey Boo Boo did not win the Miss Sparkle and Shine Pageant, a complete travesty that earns the judges MINUS 12 points.

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Here comes more of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

In a decision less shocking than the inevitable Kanye West and Kim Kardashian sex tape/marriage/divorce, TLC has ordered additional episodes of its wildly popular hit.

It's Honey Boo Boo!

"Alana and her family have become a pop culture phenomenon," Amy Winter, general manager of TLC, said in a statement. "What you see is what you get, and we are excited to share even more of their unbridled hilarity, sincerity and love with our viewers."

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The countdown was on for Alana Thompson and her family on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night, as the episode kicked off just a week from the six-year old's most important pageant to date and just a few days before she turned seven.

How did Miss Georgia 2011, Machaela Lackey, play a role on the episode? Read on and find out, as THG recaps the TLC sensation as only we can: +/- style!

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June Shannon is all about saving money. Good for her, right? PLUS 5 points in this economy, no? Yes, but then MINUS 12 more for the poor eyesight that led to a rather... ummm... creative attempt to make up her daughter.

"I'm gonna look like I just got off the street walkin," Alana says of her new look. MINUS 7 because a toddler should not understand that reference.

It's then off to the VFW for family Bingo - "Mama's sports," according to Alana - and an alluring prize of $1,000. Forget groceries or bill paying; June is excited to use that money for the upcoming pageant. MINUS 10.

Alas, her incredible skills of hoping the Bingo caller guy yells out the right letter/number combinations do not come through this time. Someone else wins.

June arranged for Honey Boo Boo to meet Miss Georgia, but the introduction didn't go so well because Alana can't stop staring at herself in the mirror. PLUS 14 for the amazing montage that proceeded of Alana and her relationship with mirrors.

At lunch, Lackey tells Alana her eating habits are "not cute" and gifts her a head shot of herself. MINUS 37 because... really, Machaela?!?

"She's very pretty and I don't think she farts," Alana says of Miss Georgia. Gotta give her PLUS 7 for that.

At Honey Boo Boo's seventh birthday party, the family sets up a barbecue and a water slide. It actually looks pretty fun. And it ends way too perfectly, with June attempting to climb the slide. Give us the quote of the night, please, Chickadee, regarding this failed effort:

"I think it was the forklift foot and gravity." Amazing. PLUS 10.

TOTAL: -30.  SEASON TO DATE: -160.

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