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Honey Boo Boo and her family have taken a break from eating road kill in order to make a road trip… for an unfortunate reason:

The reality star's father, Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson, has been hospitalized in Jacksonville, Florida for unidentified neurological disorder.

Honey Boo Boo and Sugar Bear

June Shannon has been keeping fans apprised of her husband's status via a few Facebook postings.

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She's back, folks.

Alana Thompson and her family returned to TLC last night for the Season 2 premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, still residing in McIntyre, Georgia and still dining on road kill.

And still reciting the kinds of quotes that make us both cringe and laugh, of course.

Honey Boo Boo on Season 2

So what better way to recap the premiere than to simply rundown the best (worst?) lines from this week's episode. Thanks to TLC subtitles, it's easy to do so!

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Miley Cyrus is obsessed.

With Twerking? No. Well, maybe. With wearing a dress made out of money? No, hopefully that was a one-time fashion mistake.

Instead, the singer has made it clear on Twitter that she can't get enough of June Shannon and her nausea-inducing reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

How do we know? Because Miley posted the following photo online yesterday, along with the caption "I'm obsessed."

Miley Cyrus and June Shannon

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo returns tomorrow night with a new episode. We know at least one person who will be tuning in for it.

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She's coming back, folks.

A day after June Shannon married Sugar Bear, the family was given another reason to celebrate, as TLC announced a return date for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

New episodes will kick off on July 17.

Honey Boo Boo Promo Pic

The network teases that this eerily popular family will participate in “butter rolling, tap dancing lessons and wrestling events" on the new season, which will also take us behind the scenes of Mama June and Sugar Bear’s wedding.

The series premiered last August as a spin-off of Toddlers & Tiaras and averaged 2.3 millions viewers. Per week. For real.

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In Sunday's Honey Boo Boo wedding, it's unclear if Mama June and Sugar Bear actually got legally married, but they certainly made quite an entrance.

The reality show mom eschewed the traditional white gown for a more colorful cap-sleeve camouflage gown with orange trim and ribbons ... we kid not.

The Georgia backyard nuptials of the TLC reality stars (real names June Shannon and Mike Thompson) were filmed for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Their famous seven-year-old daughter, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, rocked a ruffled hot pink-and-orange floor-length gown for the occasion.

Honey Boo Boo also carried a small white basket for her wedding duties.

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Honey Boo Boo's Sugar Bear and Mama June are husband and wife.

Well, maybe. They won't say if they've actually gotten married or just committed to each other. In any case ... there was a big wedding-type thing!

Mama June and Sugar Bear

There were vows, a cake, a camo gown and tons of family and friends present to honor Mama June (June Shannon, 33) and Sugar Bear (Mike Thompson, 41).

Honey Boo Boo herself (Alana Thompson, 7) and big sisters Pumpkin, Chickadee and Chubbs all joined the duo in their Georgia backyard for a ceremony.

A rowdy Cinco de Mayo BBQ followed.

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Like countless other young Americans, Honey Boo Boo has been selling Girl Scout cookies.

To her hundreds of thousands of fans online, and the chagrin of the Girl Scouts of the USA.

Honey Boo Boo Girl Scouts

Honey Boo Boo posted the above ad on her Facebook page, which has 701,000 likes.

She also drew the organization's ire by posting photos of stacks of boxes she sold. 

HBB is not selling the cookies for herself, it's worth nothing, but for a friend. Nevertheless, to say didn't go down well with the organization is an understatement.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has officially struck it big.

Not because it has set TLC ratings records and made one southern family rich beyond its wildest dreams.

But because it's received the same Taiwanese animation treatment as the Tiger Woods scandal, Jersey Shore and other pop culture mainstays.

Watch now as the folks behind this production company imagine June Shannon as some kind of deranged feline, while money floats through the air and everyone on the show farts. A lot.

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Uncle Poodle is reportedly trying to pull a Brett Favre.

The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo cast member (real name: Lee Thompson) has been posting photos of his penis on the Internet in an attempt to get laid, according to a man hoping to now sell these images to the highest bidder.

Uncle Poodle Picture

Uncle Poodle nude or Kate Upton nude: Which is hotter?

TMZ has seen at least one of these naked pictures, which were allegedly posted on the gay social app Grindr. It depicts a man who resembles Poodle standing in the shower.

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Honey Boo Boo Biography

Honey Boo Boo Photo Honey Boo Boo is the nickname given to Alana Thompson. She's a six-year old beauty pageant contestant whose family is very eccentric and... More »
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