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Holly Madison appeared on the season premiere of the new Girls Next Door, hanging out with the Shannon Twins in Las Vegas.

Away from the camera, however, this busty blonde and former top girlfriend of Hugh Hefner has mounting disdain for Hef's new play things.

“I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see Peepshow and hang out in Vegas. I don't watch the other episodes though, because it kind of makes me mad," she told Fox News.

Hot for Holly

From where does this anger stem? The unoriginality of Karissa, Kristina and Crystal Harris.

"The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show," Madison said. "Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard."

Ah, yes, what makes these new girls unique. They're all blonde, they're all banging a senior citizen and they all possess a desperate need for love and attention.

That makes them entirely different from Bridget, Kendra and Holly, right?

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On her official blog, Kim Kardashian writes she had a "very Disney Halloween."

While she's correct in that the socialite dressed as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin for the occasion, she's wrong in that no one under the age of 21 should be permitted to view her outfit.

If Jasmine had shown this much cleavage in the film, Aladdin would have had more than just Jafar with whom to battle over her affections. The entire kingdom would have been after the busty princess!

Incredibly, Kim showed more skin on Halloween than Holly Madison did with her costume. Guess when you pose nude for a living, the opportunity to wear a skimpy outfit on this holiday isn't as exciting.

Compare the beauties below:

Holly on Halloween

Who looked sexier on Halloween?

 

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It's official: The Girls Next Door are all back on television.

This comes as little surprise, considering the lack of skills possessed by Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison outside of wearing bathing suits on national TV.

Earlier this week, Madison announced that Planet Holly would start shooting in Las Vegas on October 12. We'll wait for your excitement level to return to normal...

Stuck in a Pickle

This is way too easy. Please insert your own Holly Madison caption based on this photograph.

Of the new program, Madison says:

“There will be elements of The Girls Next Door in my show because there is such a fan following for it. It’s all good-natured and not mean like other reality shows. I’m really excited about the new series because I am also getting a legitimate co-producer credit for all the work I do behind the camera. It’s not a vanity credit. I’m super excited to learn from the best and take on new responsibilities.”

Meanwhile, Holly's former, ancient boyfriend is also coming back to TV. Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris and company premiere The Girls Next Door 2.0 on E! next month.

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Rob Dyrdek is a professional skateboarder that has broken 21 Guinness World Records.

But instead of sticking landings last night, Dyrdek stuck it to Holly Madison instead! (We're really sorry, we don't know any skateboarding terms.)

The former star of MTV's Rob and Big spent the evening cozying up to the Playmate at East, a new Hollywood hot spot. Witnesses told E! News the pair sat together at a table in the back of the restaurant, taking shots and taking inventory of each other... if you know what we mean!

Holly Madison was never dating again... until she met Rob Dyrdek. Who could resist this fine piece?!?

"They were very much in their own world and not paying attention to their surroundings," said the source, who added the pair were first spotted together in Las Vegas a few weeks ago.

Also on hand at the bar last night? Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole. Good to see their throwdown with Joe Francis didn't scare the couple away from the night life completely.

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This just in: Holly Madison has a career!

It's unclear exactly what this busty blonde does for a living, aside from prance around in skimpy clothing, but she told Life & Style that she wouldn't be doing anything at all if not for her breast implants.

"Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn't be where I am today," Holly told the tabloid. "My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way."

Is Madison a member of the Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame? You tell us!

Meanwhile, to see what sort of dance numbers Hugh Hefner's current girlfriends are up to, follow this article's jump.

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In Crank, Jason Statham's character, hitman Chev Chelios, discovers that his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.

Fortunately, even if this weren't just a movie plot, Statham would remain alive today, as his heart rate reportedly went flying in Las Vegas over the weekend. The cause? Holly Madison.

Hi Holly

According to E! News, the actor and the busty reality TV star met at Saturday night's UFC event at the Mandalay Bay Events Center. A couple hours after Brock Lesnar defeated Frank Mir, Statham took in Madison's Peepshow performance.

Sources say that the pair were "getting to know each other" late into the night. How late? And what, exactly, were they doing together?

We can't say for certain, but Madison Tweeted the following at 9 a.m. Sunday: Sleepy. :-)

We all know what that means. Sorry, Criss Angel.

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Perhaps the love between good friend Kendra Wilkinson and her new husband Hank Baskett rubbed off on Holly Madison.

Or maybe Criss Angel has performed his greatest magic trick yet.

But whatever the motivation, Star Magazine reports that the former Playboy model has rekindled her relationship with the Las Vegas magician. The couple had broken up in March.

“Holly still had feelings for Criss, so around mid-June she gave him a call,” said a source. “She was thrilled when he asked to meet for drinks. They’ve seen each other a few times since!”

Guess Madison won't be going back to Hugh Hefner after all. Sorry, old man.

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Sin City is getting even hotter than usual, with the addition of former Girl Next Door Holly Madison to the cast of Peepshow at the Planet Hollywood Resort.

On joining Peepshow and her decision to go topless in the burlesque show, in which she is replacing Kelly Monaco, who did not, Holly put it succinctly:

"I'm not shy. I paid enough for them... why not show them?"

Hard to argue with that logic. In such a difficult financial environment, one can understand Holly's desire to secure a return on such a bold investment.

Plus, what's not to like about Holly Madison nude? Or as close to it as you can get if you aren't Hugh Hefner, Criss Angel or five million Playboy readers?

Anyway. Peep the sneak peek of her Peepshow performance below ...

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first baby in December. How do the former Playmate's friends and elderly ex-lovers feel about that news?

"She's going to be soccer mom for sure," Holly Madison told People. "She's really into sports and playing ball, so I'm sure her child will be too.. I know that ever since she met Hank she's been anxious to have a baby. She'll be really in tune with that baby and she'll be a great mom."

It's true. Kendra recently said that she'll love "whatever comes out of me," one of the less appealing ways to simply say you don't mind having a boy or a girl.

As for Bridget Marquardt, who is Wilkinson's Maid of Honor, she told Us Weekly:

"Here I am, planning her bachelorette party when maybe I should be planning her baby shower! I guess I will work on both... there is a lot to celebrate!"

Heck, even the senior citizen that gave it to Kendra before Hank Baskett entered the picture is thrilled for the couple. Hugh Hefner said:

"I'm really happy to learn that Kendra is pregnant because I know that she and Hank wanted to start a family right away. I think he's a good guy and they'll be good for one another."

How do you feel about this baby news? Send in your best wishes today!

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This should be an easier debate than most of our "Who Would You Rather..." showdowns.

After all, pretty much everyone has seen Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison nude. That sort of inside knowledge should help readers decide which former Playmate they'd prefer to make passionate love to.

  • Smiling Kendra
  • Stuck in a Pickle

So, if you can ignore the fact that a senior citizen old enough to be your great-grandfather tapped both of the asses below as recently as last year, study the two sex kittens below and then answer our poll question.

Kendra Wilkinson or Holly Madison: Who Would You Rather ...

 

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