Holly Madison

She hasn't gotten naked in awhile, instead choosing to focus on giving props to Snooki and getting very close to Benji Madden.

But she also hasn't been photographed by the paparazzi in awhile, nor seen her post-Hugh Hefner boning stock rise to the levels of former housemate, Kendra Wilkinson.

Therefore, it should come as no surprise that Holly Madison says she'll soon pose nude for Playboy. Again.

"Maybe not right away because I was just on the cover last year," Madison told E! News. "Maybe get a little bit of time in between, but I also don't want to be one of those superold ladies who needs a ton of Photoshop, either."

In fact, Holly - whose new reality show, Holly's World, debuts in June - says she has a major "pet peeve" when older women pose for Playboy because they want to prove how someone over 40 can be beautiful... yet the entire spread is clearly Photoshopped.

"Sometimes the pictures don't even look like photographs. It looks like it came from the same people who brought you Shrek," she joked.

How does Madison maintain her figure? She says she eats "half junky and half healthy." As for future career plans? The Las Vegas resident says:

"I want to be mayor in, like, 10 years."

Just show us your boobs again and then we'll talk about our vote, okay?

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You wouldn't have expected them to be an under-the-radar couple, but Benji Madden and Holly Madison are still together.

The pair started dating in December and things have only grown more intense from there.

In fact, reports In Touch Weekly, Madden and Madison will soon be roommates.

“Benji cares very much for Holly. They have been talking about living together,” a source said, adding that Holly will soon leave Las Vegas to reside in Los Angeles with Benji.

Last week, the two were spotted making out at an IT BOYS! music video shoot.

“Benji kept telling her how amazing she looked. They couldn’t keep their eyes off each other,” said a witness.

That might have something to do with Holly's breasts, of course. They take up an entire room.

Advertisers, lawmakers and Garden State residents might have problems with Jersey Shore, but the show clearly appeals to one demographic:

Former young girlfriends of old men.

Asked about the show's star, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Holly Madison told E! News: "I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!"

That's one term for her. Would Holly wanna see Snooki nude in the pages of Playboy? Not exactly, but:

"I want to see her in a Midsummer Night's Dream outfit," she said, referring to Hugh Hefner's iconic party at the Playboy Mansion.

Bridget Marquardt, meanwhile, echoes her former threesome mate's sentiments.

"She's so funny. She's just being herself and that's just who she is," Bridget said of Polizzi.

As for Jersey Shore in general? Marquardt might not curse like Snooki, but she has the same feelings as the pint-sized, hilarious sex pot when it comes to the MTV series.

"I'm totally addicted. They're like the hottest people in America. They're trainwrecks! I love watching it and we get excited every time there's a new episode. We can't wait to watch."

30.

That's not the number of men Holly Madison slept with last night. Nor is it the number of time she flashed her breasts.

Instead, that's the age this Playboy model turns today, as Madison was an early Christmas present for her parents in 1979.

The past 12 months haven't been especially kind to Holly. She and her busty friends ranked as THG's eighth biggest celebrities of 2008, but failed to recapture their former glory after moving out of the Hugh Hefner's mansion this year.

Since then, Madison got voted off Dancing with the Stars very early on season eight; broke up with Criss Angel; heck, dated Criss Angel; and watched as Kendra Wilkinson stole the spotlight with the birth of her son.

In other words: Holly needs all the birthday wishes you can muster! As you enjoy her photo montage below, send them in today!

Last week, Holly Madison admitted that she had a crush on Good Charlotte bassist Benji Madden.

Now, the former Girl Next Door says she and the musician are banging like bandits. Just not in so many words.

Asked about Paris Hilton's ex, Madison told People: "I don't want to talk about him, except that I like him."

That response is about as coy as most of Madison's outfits.

Meanwhile, Madden was spotted this week at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas, where Holly resides. While she still won't refer to Benji as her boyfriend, Holly says Madden is her "mysterious adventure buddy" and:

"I think everyone needs an adventure buddy."

We gotta give her credit. That's the most creative term for "f-ck buddy" we've ever heard.

Yup, this seems about right:

Holly Madison and Benji Madden are rumored to be dating. This can't come as a shock to anyone familiar with each celebrity's need for attention and/or questionable taste in the opposite sex. No offense, Hugh Hefner and Paris Hilton.

Okay, some offense.

A witness told Life & Style, the pair of D-listers was seen at a Starbucks together on Sunday.

“It was obvious something was going on between them,” said an onlooker. “Benji stood next to Holly with his arm around her. He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time. They couldn’t take their hands off each other!”

Madison isn't shying away from the fact that she has a man. She Tweeted this week:

“You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on. [Benji] is just someone I have a crush on... for now!"

But, hey, if another wrinkly old man comes along with a TV show, you'll have some competition, Benji!

Because Kourtney Kardashian has been hogging all the pregnancy headlines, it's easy to forget: Kendra Wilkinson is knocked up, too.

Former co-star and current BFF, Holly Madison, hasn't lost track of this fact, however.

"I'm super-excited for her! She's less than a month away. It could happen anytime," the busty blonde told Us Weekly over the weekend.

The former roommates on The Girls Next Door haven't seen much of each other since Kendra moved away with her husband, Indianapolis Colts receiver Hank Baskett.

But Holly and Kendra keep in touch, just less closely than they used to when they were double teaming Hugh Hefner together.

"It just sucks that she's all the way in Indiana because I want to be there, but I’ll see the baby soon enough," Madison said. "We text all the time and she's really excited. She's happy as can be."

Holly, meanwhile, is back in our living rooms. Her new reality TV show, Holly's World, premiered on E! last night.

Holly Madison appeared on the season premiere of the new Girls Next Door, hanging out with the Shannon Twins in Las Vegas.

Away from the camera, however, this busty blonde and former top girlfriend of Hugh Hefner has mounting disdain for Hef's new play things.

“I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see Peepshow and hang out in Vegas. I don't watch the other episodes though, because it kind of makes me mad," she told Fox News.

From where does this anger stem? The unoriginality of Karissa, Kristina and Crystal Harris.

"The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show," Madison said. "Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard."

Ah, yes, what makes these new girls unique. They're all blonde, they're all banging a senior citizen and they all possess a desperate need for love and attention.

That makes them entirely different from Bridget, Kendra and Holly, right?

On her official blog, Kim Kardashian writes she had a "very Disney Halloween."

While she's correct in that the socialite dressed as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin for the occasion, she's wrong in that no one under the age of 21 should be permitted to view her outfit.

If Jasmine had shown this much cleavage in the film, Aladdin would have had more than just Jafar with whom to battle over her affections. The entire kingdom would have been after the busty princess!

Incredibly, Kim showed more skin on Halloween than Holly Madison did with her costume. Guess when you pose nude for a living, the opportunity to wear a skimpy outfit on this holiday isn't as exciting.

Compare the beauties below:

Who looked sexier on Halloween?

It's official: The Girls Next Door are all back on television.

This comes as little surprise, considering the lack of skills possessed by Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison outside of wearing bathing suits on national TV.

Earlier this week, Madison announced that Planet Holly would start shooting in Las Vegas on October 12. We'll wait for your excitement level to return to normal...

This is way too easy. Please insert your own Holly Madison caption based on this photograph.

Of the new program, Madison says:

“There will be elements of The Girls Next Door in my show because there is such a fan following for it. It’s all good-natured and not mean like other reality shows. I’m really excited about the new series because I am also getting a legitimate co-producer credit for all the work I do behind the camera. It’s not a vanity credit. I’m super excited to learn from the best and take on new responsibilities.”

Meanwhile, Holly's former, ancient boyfriend is also coming back to TV. Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris and company premiere The Girls Next Door 2.0 on E! next month.