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For years, Holly Madison yearned to have a baby with boyfriend Hugh Hefner. But it never happened, likely because he's 129 years old.

So now the former Playboy model is taking it upon herself to start a family: she's making plans to adopt!

Future Mother?

"I really want to be a mommy," Madison tells In Touch, adding that the process with adoption mentoring service Hold My Hand is underway and she hopes to secure a child from Africa or South Korea.

Madison has mostly been out of the news since leaving the Playboy Mansion, although she did appear in her own reality show and has been performing in Las Vegas for awhile.

We last wrote about her way back in September because she took out an insurance policy on her large breasts.

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Holly Madison might not be the boob we think she is.

The heavy-topped model is apparently well aware of her one marketable asset and has taken out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts.

Holly Madison Bikini Photograph

Holly did it to protect herself and those who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow, Hef's ex tells People:

"I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets."

To get a look at other women who might want to consider similar action, visit our gallery of bikini photos now!

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A week ago at this time, the world assumed Crystal Harris would officially be Mrs. Hugh Hefner.

Instead, the model dumped her fiancee on Tuesday and hung out in a VIP cabana at a pool party in Las Vegas.

"I'm doing okay," she told People. "I just had to get away. Today is the day and I just had to get away. I'm going back tonight so I just wanted to get away for the day."

  • Picture of Holly
  • Crystal Photo

Holly Madison, who always wanted to marry the Playboy mogul herself, is appalled at Crystal's behavior.

"That's a new low," Holly Tweeted of Harris' partying. "That's disgusting and whoever booked her is tacky."

But, hey, at least this ordeal has given Madison a reason to be in the news again. She ought to be thanking Crystal.

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The guest list at Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris' wedding is mostly set.

Holly Madison? Not on it.

"I think Holly [Madison] has expressed publicly that it would be a little strange if she was there and I respect that," the Playboy founder said Saturday.

Madison had hoped to marry Hefner but eventually moved on and relocated to Las Vegas. Hefner, 85, moved on and got engaged to Crystal Harris, 24.

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  • Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris Picture

The feud between Madison and Harris has been well documented.

The former Girls Next Door star and Hef's #1 girlfriend has slammed her replacement and even questioned Crystal's motives for marrying him.

We can't imagine what she has to say about the couple's reported lack of pre-nup. As for other gals who used to parade around Hef's place nude?

Despite Kendra Wilkinson's claims that she hasn't received a "Save The Date," Hef said. "She knows she's invited. The invitations haven't gone out."

"I never expected to get married again," he added. "But I can't see myself with anybody else, and I just want to give that kind of statement."

"I think Crystal deserves it. I love happy endings."

So does she. Happy endings with so many zeroes.

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Take note, Kim Kardashian: Holly Madison isn't chugging gallons of Quick Trim in order to resemble a science classroom skeleton. Quite the opposite, in fact:

The former Playboy model is posing in the latest issue of Life & Style, untouched and un-photoshopped.

"I'd rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves," Holly tells the magazine. "I'm proud of my body."

Holly Madison in Life & Style

But what about that cellulite, Holly?

Yes, "I have cellulite," she says. "And had it even when I was at my absolute thinnest. I'm never not going to have cellulite. People need to just accept that it's there and maybe dress accordingly or use body makeup to cope with it."

As for Holly's former boyfriend-sharing pal, Kendra Wilkinson? We'll all be seeing how she does this season on Dancing with the Stars.

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Holly Madison claims she had mixed feelings when she first heard Hugh Hefner was engaged to Crystal Harris.

But, in an interview with Life & Style, the often-naked model has clearly unmixed them, making it clear she does not approve of her ex-boyfriend's impending marriage.

Holly Madison Image

"I'd like to see Hef settle down," Holly told the tabloid. "I just want it to be with the right person, and I feel like he's making a hasty decision. I'm not sure Crystal is the best thing for him."

Referring to her fellow giant-breasted blonde as "mysterious," Holly adds that she's wary of Crystal's intentions:

"I've seen a lot of girls try to date Hef, and some have ulterior motives. I don't think it would be a bad idea for him to get to know her a little better. I think it's possible Crystal could break Hef's heart. They could end up divorcing, and she could take half his money."

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It's a battle of the Vegas vixens.

Speaking to OK! Weekly, resident Holly Madison makes it clear that Jayde Nicole is NOT welcome in Sin City, not after the way Brody Jenner's ex has treated Madison and her pals.

Holly Madison in Life & Style

“Jayde is just really pushy,” Holly says. “She hones herself in on everybody and tries to take over everything that’s going on. She tries to act like she knows everything that is going on.”

Echoes Josh Strickland, Holly's random co-star on Holly's world:

“Since The Hills didn’t work, she had to push her way over to the Vegas scene. And, at first we give everyone a chance, but she came in and kind of acted like she knew what was going on. The water cooler is already full, honey."

Wow. It's totally on between Josh Strickland and Jayde Nicole.

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Is Holly Madison overweight?

The former Playmate told Radar Online in a recent interview that producers of Peepshow in Las Vegas made it a clear a little while ago that they'd like her to shed a few pounds.

"It was a shock," Holly says of the request. "I just feel like I market myself as a sex symbol, I don't market myself as a fitness model or a professional dancer so I feel like the way I look is fine!"

Saying she has altered her eating habits a bit and "lost a few pounds," Madison is still deciding just how much she needs to slim down.

Do you think Holly needs to lose weight?

 

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In 2008, Holly Madison was the busty blonde rumored to be marrying Hugh Hefner.

Fast forward a couple years, though, and Crystal Harris is the young model engaged to the Playboy founder. How did Madison react to that news when she found out?

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  • Hef's Ex-Fiancee

"I [was] very surprised," Holly tells E! News. "I have a lot of different feelings on it. I don't just feel one way. I kind of didn't want to put a generic statement out there like 'Congratulations!' because I felt everyone would see through that."

So, what did Madison do? She visited Hef and Harris at the Playboy Mansion this week - with cameras from her reality show in tow, of course.

"I wanted to see him and Crystal and tell everybody face-to-face how I felt. It went very well," she said. "I had a good day."

But did Hefner make a good choice? Who would you rather give it to for the rest of your life?

 

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It's a special Holly Day for a certain, often-naked reality star.

Holly Madison turns 31 today, likely celebrating the occasion by giving thanks that she's no longer having intercourse with a man old enough to be her grandfather.

A failed Dancing with the Stars contestant, Madison has turned her penchant for nudity into a series with E!. This would be slightly more impressive if that network didn't hand out reality shows like they were Chinese food menus.

Still, Holly has worked her way up from humble beginnings in Oregon to being named the top Hooters girl of all-time by that restaurant chain in 2008. Talk about an accomplishment! Send in your birthday wishes now and ogle away at the following photo montage:

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  • Hot for Holly
  • Holly on Halloween

Holly Madison Biography

Holly Madison Nude Holly Madison is a Playboy model and the ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner. As for Madison, she is best known for getting naked a lot and... More »
Born
Birthplace
Astoria, Oregon
Full Name
Holly Cullen

Holly Madison Quotes

We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago. It's like a car stalled at the side of the road.

Holly Madison [on Hugh Hefner]

I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together.

Holly Madison
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