We actually have Today Show news that does not involve the possible firing of Matt Lauer.
But we really, really, really wish that were not the case.
On the fourth, wine-induced hour of this NBC morning program Friday, Kathie Lee Gifford went off on "vajazzling" and the steps many women take to groom themselves… down there.
We've been around for billions of years, the co-anchor argued, asking sarcastically: What did men and women possibly do for so long before the evolution of personal, private part care?
And that's about when Hoda Kotb was forced to make a confession: She - EWWWW! - has a "landing strip."