Helena Christensen a model and pal of Kate Bosworth. She's seem nice and sort of pretty.

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Helena Christensen is standing up for Kim Kardashian... by slamming down those who have taken the pregnant reality star to task for her weight.

"It is disgusting and despicable the way that certain media constantly harass the pregnant Kim Kardashian," Christensen writes in a Huffington Post letter. "

It's enough that they persistently project a negative focus on women's physical shapes; but a public bullying and attacking of a pregnant woman because of her growing shape is just lower than low."

Christensen, a former Victoria's Secret Angel, knows all about having her body picked apart.

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While D-list celebrities across every industry get naked in the name of animal protection, Helena Christensen has donned her birthday suit for a far more important cause:

Sneakers.

Indeed, the model is the face (well, body) of Reebok’s new ad campaign for its EasyTone trainers.

Speaking of the shoes, she says:

“With my busy schedule, it’s a perfect way to do something without spending hours in the gym. I’m impatient, when I try something I like to see results immediately. I could feel these working right away which is why I’ve stuck with them.”

For Christensen's sake, let's hope they help her run fast: after men around the world check out the following nude photo of her, Helena will be running for her life from them.

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Supermodel Helena Christensen, a bona fide cougar at age 40, shows some skin in the new issue of Elle, posing topless and revealing her love for "the female shape."

“I love breasts. I love the female shape," she says.

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"It’s crazy – you can have movie posters with men with machine guns but oh, God forbid you show the nipples! That never ceases to amaze me. It’s flabbergasting."

Hard to argue with that. She continues her analysis: "I can understand if you have your legs spread and you push yourself into the camera – that’s sexually erotic."

“But the sensual contours in the male or female shape? Come on, guys, relax. So I have no problems with it ... But I’m Danish. Everyone’s naked on the beaches."

"We don’t really give a sh!t.”

Breasts aren't the only thing Helena Christensen is outspoken about.

The model's attitude toward fashion? “F*%k everybody.”

She told the magazine: “I think you’ve gotta have a f*%k everybody attitude about it. I gotta do what I feel like doing. If I feel like dressing ridiculous today, I will."

That's the Lindsay Lohan approach ... only she doesn't know it.

"I don’t care. I love seeing people on the street where I’m thinking, “What’s going on there? OK, that is wrong on so many levels, but pretty cool at the same time!’”

Sort of like how we interpret these Helena Christensen pictures. It should be a crime for someone to look so good at 40, and yet it's pretty cool ... to say the least.

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