The new and improved Miss Nevada 2007.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

She's the first loser of this year's Miss Nevada competition. Or so we thought!

Tuns out that Helen Salas - and her incredible tan - will indeed represent her state in March's Miss USA contest.

How come?

Because the original winner, Katie Rees, is apparently an X-rated exhibitionist, one that may make a worse spokesperson for underage drinking than Anna Nicole Smith would make for sanity.

You know the Miss (Insert State or Country Here) competitions may be in need of modification when Shanna Moakler is the voice of reason.

The former Miss USA has reasonably expressed concern over the fact that many of these girls do not grasp the responsibility involved in actually winning a pageant.

Guess we'll see what Tara Conner learns in rehab.