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Talk about a battle of larger-than-life MTV personalities.

With Heidi Montag's show The Hills ending its run this week (with no sign of the plastic princess) and Snooki's hit Jersey Shore kicking off its second season July 29, the two ladies have somehow gotten themselves into a hilarious feud.

Asked by Perez Hilton if Jersey Shore would consider taking Heidi on, Snooki replied: "I will punch her in the face because I don't like her. She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don't look like aliens, just saying."

LOL.

"Guidettes don't look like aliens." - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Asked if there's a reason she hates Heidi Montag, she said: "I don't know [if she said anything about me]. I don't research Heidi because she's nothing to me."

Great stuff. Although when asked about her own pop culture relevance, the Jersey Shore star revealed her business model, which is quite to that of The Hills diva.

"I'm trying to do as much as I can right now. I have a clothing line coming out, then my hair [line] is Snook-it, [using] hairspray and a teasing comb," she said.

"My book's coming out about how I view the world."

How Heidi views Snooki is pretty unfavorable after she caught wind of the Oompa Loompa's feelings from Perez's Tweets (click here to follow THG on Twitter).

She responded: "@PerezHilton for a girl who was punched in the face I would think she of all people would know that is not a funny thing to joke about."

The 'Tag added: "@PerezHilton You have also been punched so I would think you would understand that is crossing the line and I don't think that is funny."

Who would win in a fight?

 

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You knew this was coming. If Speidi really is splitting up, which oddly enough seems like it might be the case, there's no way it could remain amicable for long.

One day after coming on to Justin Bieber on Twitter, Heidi Montag disavowed her apparent online flirtation and accused Spencer Pratt of hacking her account.

Heidi's Tweet to Bieb said the following: "now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;)! I'm closer to your age."

Presumably, she means closer to his age than Kim Kardashian, Justin's previous Twitter GF. But to hear Heidi Montag tell it now, she didn't even write that.

Classic Spencer and Heidi

THOSE WERE THE DAYS: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to pose for photos like this. Now they're at each other's throats. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Later in the day, Montag sent a message to celebrity gossip blogger and possible child pornographer Perez Hilton which pinned the Tweet on Spencer Pratt.

"I didn't write that thing about Bieber my fame hoer x husband hacked my Twitter and wrote that he is so lame!" the plastic princess wrote, intelligently.

She also got in this dig at her estranged spouse"

"Let me be clear OMG! Spencer used my name to get a check on his book 'how to be famous' I had nothing to do with it! He is the true fame whore!"

You heard it here, folks.

 

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We were astonished to read it, but Heidi Montag is apparently serious about divorcing Spencer Pratt - and she's already playing the field again ... sort of.

For the first time since the separation rumors started, she took to her Twitter and openly said she's getting divorced, then promptly hit on Justin Bieber.

She may rue the day once his fans get wind of it.

The Hills star wrote: "@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;) ! I'm closer to your age."

Closer than what is not clear. She's 23 and he's 16. That is minimum security prison territory for the 'Tag. Still, who can resist that bowl cut? Yummy ...

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  • Justin in England

MMM: That ice cream isn't the only thing Heidi finds delicious.

In addition to salivating over the Bieb online, Heidi also Tweeted some interesting information pertaining to her upcoming new reality show with Jen Bunney.

Apparently, she and the former Hills co-star will be welcoming a third roommate to their Malibu girls' pad (allegedly owned by Spencer's pal Cougar Zank):

Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon!

Yes, one of the Shannon Twins, but apparently not the other. We have no idea why, how she knows Heidi, or whether anyone would watch this crap, but:

"@karissashannon will be moving in my Malibu house this summer and will be filming our new show!" wrote Montag to her 1,063,188 followers today.

Whatever. That's all. Here's Heidi's Justin Bieber Tweet, which she'll probably take down after 'tween girls send her death threats a la kim Kardashian:

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Yup. No friends. Those are her own words. CAPS LOCK and all. Heidi Montag channeled her inner Kanye today in a Twitter rampage against peeps masquerading as such.

Specifically, "the ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family,' [who are] are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter." This is why "they haven't been in my life for years!"

Two Dumbasses

The fired-up Tweets came just a week after an emotional episode of The Hills where Montag told Kristin Cavallari her life was "really hard" without friends and family.

Hey, at least she has Spencer Pratt ... if that's even a positive thing. It's probably the biggest reason why SHE HAS NO FRIENDS when you stop and think about it.

Besides, there must be someone out there she can talk to. Come on, Heidi. Keep your fake chin up. We highly doubt your Twitter and Facebook followers total zero.

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HEIDI MONTAG EATS IT: Whether it's any consolation, we can't say. But if nothing else, you know ice cream won't betray you. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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It was possibly one of the worst live efforts in music history.

But in the mind of Heidi Pratt, performing at Miss Universe ranks as high as her various weddings to Spencer, getting her fake boobs, nose, hair and lips, joining the cast of MTV's The Hills and other life highlights. She wrote on Twitter:

"Last night was one of the best nights of my life!!!! I had so much fun!" Heidi wrote on Twitter Monday morning. "My first performance. Thank you God!"

Heidi also Tweeted to Perez Hilton: "It only goes up from here!"

It certainly can't go down. Heidi's attempt to channel Britney Spears circa 2000 MTV VMAs could not have been more rough. Think bad lip-synching and bad dance moves - so bad that NBC edited her "song" down to two minutes.

"I grew up watching Britney Spears," Heidi Montag admits. "That's someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I'm ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go."

No, no we don't.

Please, Heidi and Spencer. We begrudgingly admire your enterprising nature, but just stick to what you do best - being attention whores, staging fake weddings, sucking copious amounts of face and spreading fake sex tape rumors about LC.

Heidi Twit

Thank you God is right ... that it's over.

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Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Twittering up a storm these days.

That's nothing new, but it's the way they're praising Jesus and claiming to reject the fame they’ve so eagerly sought out that causes our eyes to roll:

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  • From Spencer Pratt: “my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!”
  • From Heidi Montag: “get ready for Jesus coming back! watchout for the antichrist and the mark of the beast! this is the chip they want to put in you!”
  • From Spencer Pratt again later: “i have wasted so much time and energy on fame and pop culture with nothing but millions of haters to show for it!”

Are these two serious?

The plastic pair hit up a conservative radio show, hosted by Alex Jones, to speak about their "awakening" towards something called “the New World Order.”

Spencer Pratt revealed that he feels 9/11 was an "inside job," that the idea that global warming exists is "mind boggling" and other interesting thoughts.

Heidi then made the following comments:

Speidi clearly hates fame so hard. They are all about Jesus.

“I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick."

"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it has morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him."

"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body."

"How most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children."

"The population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”

Uhhhhh.

Are these two possibly for real, or is this just another attempt by The Hills' gruesome twosome to generate more media attention in any way possible?

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After taking a pre-honeymoon trip to Cabo San Lucas to film her latest crappy music video, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in L.A.

We know you were dying to know their whereabouts this second.

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Rest assured, the new bride is craving fast food – and saying some prayers for their well-being: "We landed!! Now I am just praying for health!"

That is what Heidi Montag – who wore a mask while in Mexico to fend off the swine flu epidemic – writes on her always-scintillating Twitter page.

NEWLYWEDS: After last weekend, Heidi and Spencer are legally married and free to continue dominating celebrity gossip websites as man and mostly-plastic wife.

She was "so sad to leave" Mexico, but The Hills star Twatted once again before boarding her flight, saying she's "ready to get out pig flue [sic] country."

Montag, upon landing at the airport (and being greeted by "crazy paps"), was "ready for some taco bell!" but took time to send out another Tweet about marriage: "Thank you God for another day of life!!! and for waking up as Mrs. Pratt!"

You are now officially dumber for reading this, and are free to return to your life. Oh, who are we kidding. We can't get enough either. Except for Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. We might have to draw the line somewhere.

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be shameless, self-promoting and annoying, but the Bible-reading Hills pair believes all human beings are equal and should receive the same rights they will enjoy when they get married Saturday.

In the wake of the ongoing controversy surrounding Carrie Prejean, the Miss USA runner-up who says Perez Hilton's question about - and her opposition to - gay marriage cost her the crown, Twitter-obsessed Spencer wrote to Perez:

"This Miss USA question was genius! GOD is ALL LOVE so any way that people try to use GOD to make other people feel bad is PURE EVIL!!!"

We can't believe we're saying it, but Mr. Pratt actually deserves some props for this profoundly simple point. As does his plastic bride-to-be.

On her Twitter page, Heidi Montag offered support for the celebrity gossip blogger and gays and lesbians across the world, Tweeting passionately:

"God says in the bible that we should love our neighbor and he created us all as equals. I know in my heart that gays and lesbians should have the same government rights that Spencer and I will when we get married. So, yes, this blonde Christian believes in gay marriage and I hope to one day go to YOUR wedding, Perez!!!"

Take that, Carrie Prejean.

And it's not just Speidi - you can count Miley Cyrus as a member of Team Perez, as well. Here's what the 16-year-old star had to Twitter:

"Jesus loves you AND your partner and wants you to know how much he cares! thats like a daddy not loving his lil boy cuz hes gay and that is WRONG and very sad! like i said everyone deserves to be happy ... i am a christian and i love you - gay or not. BECAUSE you are no different that anyone else! we are all gods children!"

Praise? Thoughts? Criticisms? Reponses? Have at it!

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The Hills' Heidi Montag apparently Twatted about an hour ago that she is pregnant. You can see this news for yourself in the screen-cap below.

Now, this could just be:

  1. A fake Heidi Montag Twitter page (with 136,271 idiots following it).
  2. The handiwork of hackers (this actually happened to her site awhile back regarding the Lauren Conrad sex tape fiasco).
  3. A surprisingly well-orchestrated April Fool's gag.

Otherwise... well, Spencer Pratt is procreating. A frightening thought ...

Is Heidi Montag really knocked up with the evil spawn of Spencer Pratt? And did she really just announce it via Twitter? What is the world coming to ...

We're just surprised that she didn't give props to God ... oh, wait, she Twatted about Him prior to the big news, at least. He should really get a Twitter page.

In other news, duck-lipped bimbo is still making music.

Montag was making the rounds promoting her newest single, entitled "Look How I'm Doin," on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show this morning.

She's bringing out the big guns for this one, too - not just her loser boyfriend / fiance / husband / maybe baby-daddy Spencer Pratt. The song was written by pro Cathy Dennis, who penned Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" and Britney Spears' "Toxic."

Follow the jump to listen to Heidi's crappy song ...

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Some have argued that Twitter, like MySpace and Facebook, is a waste of the brain, encouraging mindless ego stroking and pure drivel that accounts for nothing.

That may very well be the case, but at least the Heidi Montag is employing the useless "social networking" tool to give hourly props to the almighty Himself.

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The most recent thing the plastic princess Twatted was a simple request for good reading material. But the previous four? Direct shout-outs to the big JC ...

Such inspirational words ring true to us all. We, too, are thankful for Lauren Conrad being put into our lives, albeit on a different level. And really, who among us hasn't taken the little things for granted or been too negative at times?

What a difference it would make if the world as a whole would heed such simple, yet profound wisdom. We can only hope that Heidi will continue posting her innermost thoughts as often as possible, pausing only to eat and sleep.

Heidi Montag Biography

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Crested Butte, Colorado
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Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

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Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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