This time it's not for reality TV, just reality. Or something. Yeah, right.
Weeks after confessing they faked their divorce proceedings, and days after calling his own made-for-TV Hills marriage ceremony a contrived nightmare, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have said "I do" in their first "real" wedding.
Third time's the charm, right?
WEDDINGS PAST AND PRESENT: This time, Speidi swears, it's legit.
Before The Hills aired their union to end its fifth season in the spring of 2009, the couple staged a bogus wedding in Cabo the previous winter. So this is #3.
Finally, the gruesome twosome says, it was for love.
"It's just me and my bride on a little secret beach with nobody else, and it's just about her," Spencer Pratt told ET of their Sunday vow renewal. "Last time it was about everything else, it was about drama, it was about ratings."
How terrible was that? The poor, victimized couple.