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It was only a matter of time.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose engagement has been public for all of 18 hours or so, were amazingly spotted frolicking in a swimming pool and acting all cute for the cameras.

Funny how these Heidi and Spencer pics seem to just pop up whenever the slimy wannabe star feels like he wants to be in the news. Her fake boobs are something else, don't get us wrong - but the onslaught of staged photos makes us nauseous.

We're sure you know the feeling. So take a minute to enjoy, and be disgusted by this latest "spontaneous" photo shoot featuring the stars of MTV's smash, The Hills.

No word on whether Lauren Conrad has texted Heidi her congratulations yet. But if she happens to come to our celebrity gossip site and see these pics, she'll probably be too sick to her stomach to pick up her beloved Blackberry.

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Spencer Pratt has promised to honor, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish a pair of fake boobs for as long as they both shall live.

And if Heidi Montag wants to stick around, too, so be it.

Fake Boobs on Display

That's right, folks, everyone's least favorite couple is engaged. So, good news, Tameka Foster: you're no longer the most hated fiancee on the planet.

The Hills stars, whose controversial courtship was chronicled last season on the hit MTV reality series, have been dating for just eight months.

According to a source, Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with a bended-knee proposal. An eyewitness at the store tells Us Magazine: "She was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!"

Now the pair can plant rumors of a Lauren Conrad sex tape together through old age.

Pratt and Montag have been too busy preening for staged pictures to set a date, but we'll let you know as soon as one is announced. We don't know for sure if Audrina Patridge will be invited, but we can say this with certainty:

Francois-Henri Pinault is no longer the most well-known fiance within the world of celebrity gossip world. Sorry, man.

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Presumably, like Laguna Beach graduate Talan Torriero and Nicole Scherzinger, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag enjoy riding one another.

Apparently, though, they're enjoying another ride even more - the one that makes them household names despite their lack of redeeming qualities.

Gimme Kiss!

If you thought the bikini photos of her frolicking on the beach were cheesy, or if you thought his campaign to free Paris Hilton was the last you'd hear of him for awhile… you don't give Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt enough credit.

Wearing matching turquoise tops, The Hills power couple was out for a day of fun and staged photos at the Santa Monica Pier Thursday. Spencer got a photographer to catch Heidi and himself in a completely spontaneous moment of fun once again. What are the odds? 

The looks on their faces say it all. Heidi Montag wants so badly to be an actress and look the part - blonde, beautiful, fun and oh-so-scared of a roller coaster's plunge! OMG! Yay!!

Spencer Pratt, meanwhile, is flat-out loving every second of his brief time in the spotlight and coming up with new PR schemes to get famous as we speak. He's so focused, he can't even open his eyes.

As for Heidi's new fake boobs? Well, they just aren't used to the rapid movements of a herky-jerky amusement park ride. They didn't sign up for this!

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Hayden Panettiere, step off.

Yes, we know. You're an up-and-comer, as we've seen in some recent photos. But you've got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.

Spencer and Heidi: Not Married

Let's take a look at The Hollywood Gossip's All-Star Team ...

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Lauren Conrad (left) leans in to give Heidi Montag some sugar. And this was before Heidi's boob job! There will be no more slumber parties or tickle fights between these former roomies, though. Just real fights. LC and Heidi aren't really friends, mostly because of her relationship with that d!ck Spencer Pratt. The photo at right, of a pre-train wreck Britney Spears going at it with Madonna, needs no introduction.

SISTERS AND PORN STARS: We knew she'd sleep with just about anything, but we didn't expect to see Sienna Miller (left) gettin' freaky... with her sister! Yes, borderline incestual girl-on-girl action, ladies and gentlemen. Let's just hope she didn't slip her the tongue. And while it's probably not fair to include a porn star in this feature (as they get paid for lesbian action), we weren't about to exclude the lusty pride of Broward County, Mary Carey.

BEAUTY QUEENS GONE WILD: Call it (disgraced) beauty queens row. Tara Conner and Katie Blair (left) not only made headlines for winning the 2006 Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, but for hooking up. With each other. Is this a great country or what? Meanwhile, Katie Rees (right, middle) was stripped of Miss Nevada honors after this pic and others like it surfaced. But who are you gonna remember, her or Helen Salas? Exactly.

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Frolicking in the surf.

Play-fighting. Making out.

A Speidi Smooch

Showing off her new boob job from every possible angle.

Clearly, in case you didn't know by now, Heidi Montag loves attention - and will go to great lengths to get it along with her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.

A new batch of Heidi Montag pics have surfaced, and in them, she and Pratt act like they're having a great time on the beach - completely unbeknownst to anyone else, of course.

In reality, though, The Hills' most nauseating couple might as well have been standing there mugging for the damn camera.

Hell, Spencer Pratt probably paid some dude to show up and take these clearly-staged shots. Friggin' loser.

Would you put it past a guy who appeared in a Kevin Federline video?

We wouldn't. All we have to say is that we're glad some reality TV stars, such as Heidi's ex-BFF Lauren Conrad, don't resort to such annoying means to thrust themselves into the spotlight.

For more on the complete waste of oxygen that is Spencer Pratt, and to see more of his girlfriend's expensive new body, follow this link for more Heidi Montag bikini photos ...

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Just three weeks after her breast augmentation (boob job) and rhinoplasty (nose job), Heidi Montag turned heads with beau Spencer Pratt April 22.

The scene: A Malibu beach.

Terrible Tandem

"She looked awesome!" says an onlooker. "She seemed really happy."

We don't see how anyone could be, in the presence of Spencer Pratt. But Heidi has defied conventional wisdom for some time. Who ever knows what she's thinking?

Sources tell Us Weekly that Beverly Hills-based doc Frank Ryan performed both surgeries. Heidi Montag always wanted C-cups, a pal confesses.

"Whatever women need to do to feel sexy, they should do," The Hills star and former BFF of Lauren Conrad said in a past interview.

Check out these before and after Heidi Montag boob job and nose job pics ...

Damn, girl. While she's not exactly entering Britney Spears or Victoria Beckham territory, let's just say those are some serious boobs Montag bought herself.

Though Montag has not confirmed she had surgery, the evidence (above) is clear. And The Hills blonde bombshell admits she has plenty of reasons to be in good spirits.

"I'm in a great place in my life right now," she tells Us Weekly, the publication which first obtained these pictures of Heidi Montag we bring you.

Spencer Pratt, for his part, denies he pushed Heidi to have the surgery, stating, "I would never tell her what to do with her body."

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The rumor that The Hills star Lauren Conrad and her ex-beau, Jason Wahler, filmed a secret sex tape that was to be released to the public took the celebrity gossip world by storm earlier this month.

It turns out there is no tape, and last week, we found an interview with LC's former BFF, Heidi Montag, and her obnoxious, ugly boyfriend, Spencer Pratt - both of whom Lauren Conrad believes are behind this.

Lick It Good

This morning, Us Weekly has a new interview with Pratt and Montag, who further discuss their own relationship since Season 2 of The Hills concluded, as well the Lauren Conrad sex tape scandal.

Us: Heidi, Lauren said didn't contact her after news broke about the tape. Your take?

Heidi Montag: "It's astonishing that she would say that. I guess she forgot that I was in the hospital that week. Maybe that would explain why she didn't call to see how I was doing."

THG NOTE: Heidi Montag got a boob job and a nose job April 2.

Us: Spencer, did Lauren's split from Brody Jenner makes things tricky?

Spencer Pratt: "Lauren couldn't get into clubs before she met us! We were her ticket to Hollywood. As soon as the double dating stopped, she was out. She has trouble as third wheel, and that's what she was when Brody didn't want to keep seeing her."

Continue reading this interview with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...

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Spencer Pratt. Our readers know how we feel about this rich loser from The Hills.

We hate him! Sharing that sentiment, along with most viewers of The Hills, was a fellow celebrity gossip site, which unlike The Hollywood Gossip, was able to swallow its pride and request an interview with Spencer Pratt himself. The man and his lame gold chains complied.

King and Queen of Gossip

The interview below - which Heidi Montag (following her new boob job) also takes part in - may shock you in that Spencer is, at times, not 100 percent annoying.

It's more like 65-75 percent. So rather than wanting to gouge your eyes out with a butter knife, you'll merely shake your head in minor irritation.

Below, the stars chat candidly about their life together, Heidi's strained friendship with Lauren Conrad (and budding friendships with Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port) as well as plenty of other things we didn't see on The Hills....

Q: People have pretty strong opinions and perceptions about the way you are both portrayed on reality TV. How accurate is the portrayal and what do you think is the biggest misconception that viewers have?

Heidi Montag: People don't know every side. It's a reality TV show about several people's lives. It's accurate of who we are, but sometimes the situations can be misconstrued. It is 20-minute, edited drama. They can't show everything.

Spencer Pratt: Heidi and I had just started hanging out when the show started taping and we really liked each other, but all of a sudden I was considered to be her boyfriend. We were flirting all the time, but following the rules of being single. We were both seeing other people at the same time. We were both players - she was playing the game with me. Heidi has game!

Heidi Montag: One of the first nights I saw Spencer at Area he showed up with [Audrina Patridge] and I hadn't talked to her all summer. I was so mad that she came to the club with him. I really liked him that summer.

Spencer Pratt: I did show up with Audrina - because Heidi changed her phone number on me!

Continue reading this interview here ...

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On April 5, Lauren Conrad received a shocking phone call.

No, it wasn't from Jason Wahler looking to get his ass bailed out of jail. Though the stunning call she received did pertain to her loser, arrest-prone ex-boyfriend.

Lick It Good

A friend called LC to tell her about a report on the celebrity gossip site PerezHilton.com claiming that Wahler was looking to sell a sex tape featuring the pair.

"My friend started reading the item to me, and I literally could not breathe," Lauren Conrad tells Us Weekly. "I thought she was joking when she started telling me."

Though Perez Hilton tells Us that he confirmed the tape's existence with "multiple sources close to Lauren and Jason," the star of The Hills denies the report.

"Honestly, they videotape my life five days out of the week. I don't need additional footage, you know?"

Whomever leaked the story seems to have a vendetta against Lauren Conrad.

Among the possible culprits? Sources close to Conrad are pointing fingers at her former BFF and roommate, Heidi Montag, and her a$$hole boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, who was Conrad's nemesis throughout The Hills.

The Laguna Beach native and reality TV star notes that Montag was the one friend who didn't reach out after news of the alleged tape broke.

"This has literally been, like, the worst week ever," she said. "And someone who's supposedly my friend didn't even call or text me."

Oh. Snap. Those be fighting words. And not entirely undeserved, seeing that Heidi apparently has time to get a boob job, but not call or text LC. Lame!

Nevertheless, the accused pair deny any wrongdoing.

"It's sad someone would make up something like that, and even sadder people think we had anything to do with it," Spencer Pratt said.

"I feel horrible for Lauren, but I had nothing to do with spreading that false, disgusting rumor," Montag concurred.

While we can't say for sure who leaked the story about the sex tape, we're confident
it wasn't Whitney Port. Is that girl a sweetheart, or what?

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Let's ignore the rumors of a Lauren Conrad sex tape making the rounds for a moment. Instead, let's focus on some private parts news from The Hills that we know to be true.

As previously reported, Heidi Montag underwent breast enhancement surgery a few days ago. After leaving the Beverly Hills-based surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who performed the augmentation surgery, Montag told Us Magazine: "What I do to my body is for myself and is no one's business but mine."

Gross Speidi

Come on, Heidi. We somehow think Spencer Pratt will find it to be his business, as well.

Meanwhile, a source close to Montag confirms that the Colorado native did indeed get breast implants; and that she also had an Ashlee Simpson (aka, a rhinoplasty).

The source adds: "Heidi is out of the hospital and resting. She is doing great and feels really good about what she did."

The Hollywood Gossip is glad to hear it. With The Hills off the air for a few months, we're also glad that Montag is doing her part to keep the gals in the news.

Maybe Audrina Patridge can get a tummy tuck next.