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A lot has changed for Heidi Montag between the 2006 MTV Music Awards and then 2007 MTV Movie Awards. Well, basically, two things have changed:

  1. The Hills got even bigger.
  2. Her hills got even bigger.

Montag, the former BFF of Lauren Conrad, made headlines during the second season of the MTV reality hit by essentially severing ties with her best pal and shacking up with the vile, repugnant, greasy, evil, loathsome Spencer Pratt.

Bearded

Then, in the off-season, her skin was severed on several occasions as Heidi decided she needed a boob job and nose job in a needless attempt to boost her image.

Which Heidi Montag do you prefer?

The picture on the left is post-plastic surgery... and is far uglier than the more natural version on the right, in the opinion of this celebrity gossip site, at least.

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Boobs. Nose. Bikini photos. Engagement.

Looks like everything about Heidi Montag is fake!

Speidi Pic

It's not altogether shocking, as recent cutesy pictures of the two of them hardly look natural, but a new report verifies that the pics of Montag and her "fiance" Spencer Pratt - as well as their engagement - are contrived.

Moreover, the couple is profiting handsomely. Which is ironic, in a way, as it's the only thing handsome about them. That Spencer Pratt is one ugly son of a ...

Anyway. In a case of one celebrity gossip source spying on another, audio and video evidence has surfaced of the "set up" The Hills couple is doing to make themselves household names.

"They won't be walking down the aisle," says an insider. "But they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course."

Wow. And we thought Heidi ditching Lauren Conrad as a friend, then clinging back on to her when the cameras started to roll again was shameless.

Follow this link for the full story of the supposedly fabricated engagement and more pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...

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Season 3 is still being filmed, but the drama has already begun.

Yes, fans. The Hills are very much alive ...

Speidi Smooch

... with the sound of cat fights.

Insiders claim that the publicity-crazed Heidi Montag is so eager for more face time on the hit MTV reality TV series that she's been crashing scenes with former BFF, Lauren Conrad.

"Heidi's been showing up at shoots uninvited," a source tells Us Weekly.

That news is about as surprising as Britney Spears wearing awful outfits.

Heidi knows her best chance for airtime next season [which premieres in August] is to be in sequences with Lauren Conrad."

The drama came to a head May 30 after Heidi Montag, 20 - who recently got engaged to Spencer Pratt, 23 - clashed with Conrad, 21, at an L.A. nightclub.

"Lauren was screaming, 'You're pathetic!'" says a witness at Les Deux, where the fracas went down.

"Lauren was using her hands wildly, saying she didn't want to deal with Heidi."

But Montag's rep (who may or may not be Spencer Pratt), told Us Weekly that the actress and her new boob job weren't chasing drama or screen time.

"Heidi's recording her album. She doesn't have time to chase Lauren."

Yes, Heidi Montag is recording an album
. We're guessing it will be a huge seller... up there in quality with the newest Lindsay Lohan compilations. If that.

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As we've come to expect from these stylish gals, the stars of MTV's reality hit The Hills turned the red carpet into a catwalk at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.

The fabulous four sported sexy styles that ranged from lingerie-inspired frocks to rocker girl jeans, and from fun summer looks to fake boobs. Sorry, Heidi Montag. That was low.

Who wore the coolest outfit? From left to right, here are Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge at the star-studded event ...

The drama on The Hills will surely heat up during Season 3, but for now, we'll have to settle for some good ol' clothing competition (and talking about Heidi's boob job).

Our personal picks are the lovely Lauren Conrad (of course) and her fellow Teen Vogue intern Whitney Port, if only because they look the most natural to us.

We're pretty sure Spencer Pratt has other ideas. But he's not running this site (thankfully). Anyway, leave a comment and let us know what you think.

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The Hollywood Gossip is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world that you might never have considered… because they are entirely pointless, and above all, not real.

Heidi Montag is a goddess… at least as far as Spencer Pratt is concerned. But how does she match up to the King of Kings, Jesus Christ Himself? Does The Hills star stand a chance in a grueling 10-round bout? There's only one way to find out.

Jesus

1. HUMBLE ORIGINS

Heidi Montag: Crested Butte, Colorado
Jesus: Nazareth, Northern Israel
Edge: Jesus

2. APOSTLES

Heidi Montag: Jordan Eubanks, Spencer Pratt
Jesus: Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, James, Matthew, Simon, Thaddeus, Judas
Edge: Jesus

3. FOLLOWERS

Heidi Montag: One million per episode
Jesus: 2.1 billion worldwide
Edge: Jesus

4. BIGGEST ADVERSARY

Heidi Montag: Lauren Conrad
Jesus: The Prince of Darkness
Edge: Heidi Montag

5. MIRACLES OF NOTE

Heidi Montag: Accepted into the Academy of Art University and the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising, made her boobs larger
Jesus: Walked on water, turned water into wine, fed thousands with two loaves of bread and five fish, rose from the grave
Edge: Jesus

6. SIGNATURE LOOK

Heidi Montag: Overpriced designer chic
Jesus: Turn of the (1st) century retro
Edge: Jesus

7. TRADES

Heidi Montag: Intern and event planner at Bolthouse Productions, reality TV star, aspiring singer and actress
Jesus: Carpenter, messenger of God
Edge: Jesus

8. WORDS OF WISDOM

Heidi Montag: "I feel like, 2006 was, like, a hard year for friendship." - Season 2 of The Hills
Jesus: "Truly, truly, I say to you, He who believes in me will also do the works that I do; and Greater Works than These will he do." - John 14:12
Edge: Even

9. CAREER ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Heidi Montag: Appears on reality show, gets into the cool clubs like Les Deux, may pose nude in Playboy, has become celebrity gossip mainstay
Jesus: Died for our sins
Edge: Jesus

10. WILL RETURN…

Heidi Montag: Later this summer in Season 3 of The Hills
Jesus: Someday
Edge: Heidi Montag

THE SKINNY: Sorry, Heidi. As much as you aspire to fame and fortune, you can't play with the big boys. Christ takes it in an 7.5 - 2.5 rout.

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Ever since she first appeared on The Hills, Heidi Montag has been looking to milk her celebrity for all it's worth.

After getting a nice pair of fake boobs, a nose job and an engagement ring from a money-grubbing ass nice gentleman, it appears she's going to cash in.

The 20-year-old star of The Hills, who underwent a breast augmentation as well as rhinoplasty surgery in early April, has reportedly been offered $1 million to have her new, artificial body grace the pages of Playboy.

This according to none other than Spencer Pratt, her new fiance and "manager," who shared the news with In Touch Weekly in its May 28 issue.

"Playboy is interesting in shooting Heidi's new body," Spencer Pratt told In Touch. "They've offered her $1 million to be in the magazine."

Playboy representative Lauren Melone didn't deny that Heidi Montag received an offer to appear in the magazine, but added that Playboy "wouldn't pay $1 million."

Ouch! That hurts. But just look at how happy Spencer and Heidi are. Nothing could faze them and their undying love for media coverage each other. Above, the losers are pictured leaving Les Deux last night. Gag.

MTV previously announced a third season of The Hills would premiere this summer - however it's still unclear if the show would feature Miss Montag.

She and former BFF Lauren Conrad reportedly had a falling out following the show's second season when Montag moved out of their apartment together and in with that jackass Spencer.

We'll keep you posted if we hear anything. In the meantime, you can help Lauren pick her dress for the MTV Movie Awards!

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It was only a matter of time.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose engagement has been public for all of 18 hours or so, were amazingly spotted frolicking in a swimming pool and acting all cute for the cameras.

Funny how these Heidi and Spencer pics seem to just pop up whenever the slimy wannabe star feels like he wants to be in the news. Her fake boobs are something else, don't get us wrong - but the onslaught of staged photos makes us nauseous.

We're sure you know the feeling. So take a minute to enjoy, and be disgusted by this latest "spontaneous" photo shoot featuring the stars of MTV's smash, The Hills.

No word on whether Lauren Conrad has texted Heidi her congratulations yet. But if she happens to come to our celebrity gossip site and see these pics, she'll probably be too sick to her stomach to pick up her beloved Blackberry.

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Spencer Pratt has promised to honor, to have and to hold, to love and to cherish a pair of fake boobs for as long as they both shall live.

And if Heidi Montag wants to stick around, too, so be it.

Fake Boobs on Display

That's right, folks, everyone's least favorite couple is engaged. So, good news, Tameka Foster: you're no longer the most hated fiancee on the planet.

The Hills stars, whose controversial courtship was chronicled last season on the hit MTV reality series, have been dating for just eight months.

According to a source, Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with a bended-knee proposal. An eyewitness at the store tells Us Magazine: "She was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!"

Now the pair can plant rumors of a Lauren Conrad sex tape together through old age.

Pratt and Montag have been too busy preening for staged pictures to set a date, but we'll let you know as soon as one is announced. We don't know for sure if Audrina Patridge will be invited, but we can say this with certainty:

Francois-Henri Pinault is no longer the most well-known fiance within the world of celebrity gossip world. Sorry, man.

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Presumably, like Laguna Beach graduate Talan Torriero and Nicole Scherzinger, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag enjoy riding one another.

Apparently, though, they're enjoying another ride even more - the one that makes them household names despite their lack of redeeming qualities.

Gimme Kiss!

If you thought the bikini photos of her frolicking on the beach were cheesy, or if you thought his campaign to free Paris Hilton was the last you'd hear of him for awhile… you don't give Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt enough credit.

Wearing matching turquoise tops, The Hills power couple was out for a day of fun and staged photos at the Santa Monica Pier Thursday. Spencer got a photographer to catch Heidi and himself in a completely spontaneous moment of fun once again. What are the odds? 

The looks on their faces say it all. Heidi Montag wants so badly to be an actress and look the part - blonde, beautiful, fun and oh-so-scared of a roller coaster's plunge! OMG! Yay!!

Spencer Pratt, meanwhile, is flat-out loving every second of his brief time in the spotlight and coming up with new PR schemes to get famous as we speak. He's so focused, he can't even open his eyes.

As for Heidi's new fake boobs? Well, they just aren't used to the rapid movements of a herky-jerky amusement park ride. They didn't sign up for this!

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Hayden Panettiere, step off.

Yes, we know. You're an up-and-comer, as we've seen in some recent photos. But you've got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.

Spencer and Heidi: Not Married

Let's take a look at The Hollywood Gossip's All-Star Team ...

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Lauren Conrad (left) leans in to give Heidi Montag some sugar. And this was before Heidi's boob job! There will be no more slumber parties or tickle fights between these former roomies, though. Just real fights. LC and Heidi aren't really friends, mostly because of her relationship with that d!ck Spencer Pratt. The photo at right, of a pre-train wreck Britney Spears going at it with Madonna, needs no introduction.

SISTERS AND PORN STARS: We knew she'd sleep with just about anything, but we didn't expect to see Sienna Miller (left) gettin' freaky... with her sister! Yes, borderline incestual girl-on-girl action, ladies and gentlemen. Let's just hope she didn't slip her the tongue. And while it's probably not fair to include a porn star in this feature (as they get paid for lesbian action), we weren't about to exclude the lusty pride of Broward County, Mary Carey.

BEAUTY QUEENS GONE WILD: Call it (disgraced) beauty queens row. Tara Conner and Katie Blair (left) not only made headlines for winning the 2006 Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, but for hooking up. With each other. Is this a great country or what? Meanwhile, Katie Rees (right, middle) was stripped of Miss Nevada honors after this pic and others like it surfaced. But who are you gonna remember, her or Helen Salas? Exactly.

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