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We know, we know. We don't talk about Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag nearly enough, and you're dying to know what they're up to at all times.

Well, we can't tell you where they are right now, but last weekend, they were on "vacation" (how that's possible when you don't have a job, we aren't sure) in Mexico. Here are some photos of the gruesome twosome on the tennis court.

Looking right at home, Spencer Pratt cups a pair of balls in his hand, while Heidi assumes the familiar position of clasping a (graphite) shaft between her legs.

Man, these two are nauseating. We get it! You are so athletic and have so much fun together! Forgive us while we go ogle our recent tennis-themed photo finish of Lucy Pinder and Anna Kournikova as we rid our minds of a shirtless Spencer.

With The Hills set to return on Monday, Spencer Pratt and his plastic fiancee have spared little expense when it comes to keeping their annoying selves in the public eye, all the while relentlessly ripping co-star and Heidi's former BFF, Lauren Conrad.

We can't even imagine what kind of drama lies ahead in Season 3 of The Hills, but we can tell you this much: we'll be watching every second of it!

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The Hills doesn't premiere until Monday.

The drama, though, has been brewing for months and boiled over this week.

Speidi Waves to Supporters

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were barred from attending the show's post-premiere party Wednesday night in L.A., a show source tells Us Weekly, due to the couple's feud with co-stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.

Personally, our guess is that the "source" is actually Spencer Pratt, who just chose not to go and decided to phone in this bogus piece of celebrity gossip.

The entire cast has now been prohibited from speaking about each other in the press. To Spencer and Heidi, this is akin to having a limb amputated.

While MTV allowed both Spencer Pratt, 23, and Montag, 20, to walk down the red carpet at The Hills event, "they were not allowed to be at the party while Lauren Conrad was here," says a source, who added that extra security was brought on.

Another source tells says MTV "suspended" Spencer and Heidi from doing any more media to promote The Hills after their repeated trash-talking of LC.

While on Q102 FM in Philadelphia, Spencer Pratt called Lauren Conrad a "stupid girl" who is using the couple to draw attention to herself.

"She's the douche, the psycho," said the douche.

Montag added that she could never be friends with "some lowlife."

After the interview, MTV nearly canceled the couple's appearance on On the Air With Ryan Seacrest Wednesday, but allowed them to do one last interview.

For now, however, "they are on a media blackout."

Another insider says that MTV has decided to gag all parties - including Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge - on the subject matter.

"Tensions were so high, MTV decided to shut it all down," says the source, adding that "Spencer crossed a line with several things he said. And fans of the show take it all so seriously, people were starting to worry about security concerns on all sides."

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It'll be a cold day in The Hills before Heidi Montag becomes best buds with her former roommate Lauren Conrad.

Asked by People if there is anything Conrad, 21, could do to patch up their highly strained friendship, Montag, 20, bluntly replies:

Got 'Em!

"No, I don't think so."

The pair found fame last year on MTV's Laguna Beach spinoff, which also managed to chronicle how they became such bitter enemies.

The beginning of the end came in Season 2 when Montag began dating Spencer Pratt. Speaking on Wednesday during The Hills' Season 3 premiere party at the LG House in Malibu, Montag attended with Pratt - now her fiancé and "music manager."

"I have my life, she has hers, and I'm honestly so busy with music, I don't have time for a feud," Heidi says, adding that living with Pratt beats the hell out of sharing a pad with Conrad.

"It's way better. You don't have all that catty girl bickering. It's calmer, nicer. We are on the same agenda, you know? So it is like our days are the same."

It's an agenda, we'll give her that much.

Such is the bitterness between the girls that Heidi Montag has a single word reply when asked if she has any good memories of Conrad: "No."

"I'm just moving on. Moving forward. My life is the best now it has ever been so that is all I'm thinking about," she says.

But there may be hope yet. For all the acid among the former friends, Heidi Montag does at least offer a small olive branch in the direction of Lauren Conrad.

"If she really came around I'd always be open to talk to her," Montag said.

Six months ago, Conrad was insisting she was still friends with Montag.

But then, when Brody Jenner, whom she dated briefly last year, made unflattering remarks in Details alongside his pal Spencer, Conrad was quick to lay the blame on Montag's man.

"Honestly, I was nauseous reading it," Conrad said. "I do feel a little bad because if you read almost every quote, it's Spencer. Brody is a better person without Spencer."

Conrad's other ex, Jason Wahler, was also at the premiere event, and told the magazine that he's "sick" of the battle against his former flame.

Earlier in the day, he had gone as far as saying he'd take a public lie detector test regarding the sex tape rumors Pratt has been peddling.

"It's been going on for like two months now. I'm over it," Wahler said.

Spencer Pratt seemed less inclined to submit to the test when asked about it by People, he responded, "It's their lives. No comment."

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren't about to let Lauren Conrad tell her side of their ongoing feud without retaliating with a vengeance.

After a weekend website posting by Pratt, followed by bitter comments from Heidi Montag Monday in an interview with Philadelphia's Q102, the duo were back on attack this week as guests on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show in L.A.

Fearing Swine Flu

Asked how they felt about last week's story in Us Weekly, in which Lauren Conrad and her fellow cast members paint reality TV's most talked-about couple as a pair of pathetic backstabbers who "use" people for attention, Montag retorted:

"We didn't start it... I was shocked when I read that. We were living our lives, doing our own things. Lauren is the last thing on my mind ... and then this comes out?"

Spencer, who is looking more and more like an acne-riddled, blonde Ken Doll every day, took the opportunity to further expand on this, telling Ryan Seacrest:

"All we've been worrying about is Heidi's music... we were totally at peace with LC... all of a sudden, my grandma calls me almost crying, 'Go get Us Magazine Spencer, it's terrible.' It's six pages of just hating on us."

T.H. GOSSIP NOTE: Something about the image Spencer Pratt getting a tearful phone call from his grandmother strikes us as laughable... or a complete lie.

Never mind the fact that Us Weekly will print and make a huge frickin' deal out of everything Spencer Pratt says or does, giving him the publicity he craves so hard. Not that we don't. But it's like he's biting the hand that feeds his (D-list) celebrity. So to speak.

After dishing on the drama, the always media conscious Montag and Pratt had to remind listeners: it's all going to play out when Season 3 of The Hills premieres Monday.

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A day after Spencer Pratt fired off an angry tirade against Lauren Conrad and her supporters via his (non-functioning) website, his "fiancee" Heidi Montag begged shamelessly for attention has added her two cents.

When asked in an interview with Philadelphia radio station Q102 how much she hates Lauren Conrad, the always bubbly Heidi Montag answered:

Inspecting the Chest

"A lot. I think it's really pathetic that she's so obsessed with my life and my relationship. I really think she needs to concentrate on something else, it's sad. I never could be friends with a low-life like that."

Spencer Pratt, whose beef with Conrad is no secret, joined in on the LC-bashing session, offering a derisive "Haha" when the radio hosts made mention of her fashion line and called LC's designs "stupid."

Pratt derided his co-star on The Hills even further when asked if he was waiting for a tabloid to pay him for the dirt on Lauren.

"I'm just trying to see if I even want to waste my breath talking about this stupid girl anymore," said the slimy one.

Heidi Montag also told listeners that if it weren't for favorable editing, "the world would hate [Lauren Conrad]."

As for their engagement, the couple explained that they were too busy currently to plan a wedding. Montag, however, told a caller that living with Pratt is like "living with your best friend."

Gag. Oh well. Misery loves company.

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We report on too much sad celebrity gossip sometimes.

There are constant Britney Spears meltdowns, lenient Nicole Richie jail sentences, a lack of Scarlett Johansson nude photos.

Therefore, let's take a moment to celebrate love. Here is a tribute to public displays of affection by celebrities that don't care about money or the spotlight. Just each other.

We'll start with Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Sure, they might fight like drunk Yankees and Red Sox fans occasionally, but the newlyweds always come back to each other in the end. As the peck pictured here proves, blood is thicker than fisticuffs.

Of course, Reggie Bush knows all about that. He bled on the football fields of USC for years and now he's doing it for the New Orleans Saints. This running back gives it his all between the sidelines; that is, whenever he's not giving it to Kim Kardashian between the sheets.

This pair hooked up on the dance floor of a club a few weeks ago. Let's just hope Bush doesn't run into the same problems that former college teammate Matt Leinart has encountered after his past sexual liaisons.

Finally, we close with the model Hollywood couple. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag just can't keep their fingers or lips off one another. Cynics might refer to photos of these two as nothing but staged attempts to make celebrity news headlines.

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But we call them endearing. And just further proof that love can, indeed, be in the air for many in Tinseltown.

Right, Ali Larter?

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When we last left Lauren Conrad on the season two finale of MTV's top-rated reality hit, The Hills, she was seeing off Heidi Montag, as her former BFF and roomie sped away in a U-Haul.

Montag had chosen to move in with her slimy new beau, Spencer Pratt, even though Pratt is a complete prick Lauren Conrad strongly objected to the relationship.

But just because the season ended didn't mean the Lauren-Heidi drama was over.

On May 30, while Conrad, her new roommate, Audrina Patridge, and other pals enjoyed a night out at Les Deux, they ended up having a turf war of sorts with Heidi and Spencer, who showed up at the L.A. club that night.

"They just came right at our table and sat down," Audrina says in the newest Us Weekly. "We were like, ‘What are you doing? Get away! This is our table.' But they said, ‘This is our night, our friends, get out of here.'"

In the end, the couple stormed out of Les Deux in a huff.

By July, the estrangement between Heidi and Lauren was so palpable that Montag didn't take the MTV's promotional photos for season three of The Hills the same day as the rest of the cast - instead posing by herself in the studio for separate pics!

Of course, there are many other photos of Heidi Montag (and that jackass Spencer Pratt) that spontaneously and mysteriously surface online. Meanwhile, LC may have landed, if only for a night, an NBA player in former Duke University star Josh McRoberts.

Regardless, the Team Lauren vs. Team Heidi showdown has officially eclipsed Hollywood's best battles
. What do you think of this drama? Team Heidi or Team LC?

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And you think you've seen it all.

Some spontaneous, all-natural Heidi Montag bikini pictures have surfaced on the Internets. We never saw this coming. The girl keeps such a low profile!

It's good to see that Heidi Montag and her totally awesome boyfriend (or future husband?), Brody Jenner's ex-pal Spencer Pratt have finally decided to allow photos of themselves to be taken. Really, you two are too gorgeous to remain hidden from the public.

Please take a long look at the photos of Heidi Montag in a bikini below. As you can see, Spencer Pratt is doing exactly that as he pushes his "fiancee" on  a surfboard and inspects that surgically-enhanced booty thoroughly.

Also, note her "Girls Gone Wild" bikini. Emblazoned on the ass of a girl desperately pleading for attention, the name of Joe Francis' video empire certainly seems appropriate in this pic.

Surely he would agree, but he probably too busy trying to avoid being violated in prison to comment on anything regarding The Hills at this time.

So, to sum up, it's the same old "yes, we are really happy couple - we're not just publicity crazed brats posing for the cameras" (no they're not, and yes they are) "water sports" photo shoot - only with a new bikini and a new activity (surfing).

Hope you enjoyed. And have joined the unofficial Lauren Conrad fan club.

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Thankfully, their "secrets" for staying in shape are pretty simple.

Work out. There, you're done. Everybody got that? Alright, as long as we're clear. Ah, yes, the minds of Spencer and Heidi something to behold.

In an exclusive video that Spencer Pratt absolutely didn't pay anyone to film, Us Weekly shows The Hills star toning that surgically enhanced, sexy body in rigorous workouts with trainer John Damon.

Not to be confused with Yankees outfielder Johnny Damon, a teammate of Alex Rodriguez, John Damon said that plastic surgery power-walking and occasional kickboxing weren't giving Heidi the body she desired. That was before he got a hold of her.

Three months and six weekly hour-plus gym dates per week later, Heidi Montag says in the new issue of Us Weekly, "I'm more lean and my muscles are defined!"

In the video, which we highly recommend you go watch via the link above, John Damon (who, seriously, must have taken a bribe) gushes about Spencer Pratt and his bubbly girlfriend, who show up right on time - and send flowers if they can't make a workout!

It's a disgusting love-fest that's very painful to watch. Yet we can't stop.

In short, their secret to staying in shape is... to work out. Brilliant. We suggest you now check out a much cuter pair of Hills stars - Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port!

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Thanks to People for these notes from the world of celebrity romance ...

  • Sacha Baron Cohen and his pregnant, longtime girlfriend Isla Fisher were spotted eating dinner with two male companions at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. The couple talked and laughed for hours with their meal. At one point, Fisher got up and sat on Sacha Baron Cohen's lap.
  • The sexy The Girl Next Door, 24 and Captivity actress Elisha Cuthbert and her hockey player boyfriend, Sean Avery, partied it up at Hyde and looked "really sweet together," holding hands, according to an observer. The pair shared a drink as they chatted up friends and each other.

  • On hand to help friend Justin Timberlake, who was hosting the opening of his N.Y. City restaurant Southern Hospitality, Lance Bass made time for another important guy in his life... new boyfriend Pedro Andrade. Once inside the eatery, Lance Bass and his new beau took a seat near Timberlake, chowing down on biscuits and fried onion rings while chatting up one another.
  • Actress Brittany Murphy and her new husband, thief / con-artist screenwriter Simon Monjack, kept close company during a screening of the film Love and Other Disasters - which stars Brittany Murphy - as part of Los Angeles' Outfest.
  • The Hills stars, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, enjoyed a sunny lunch at Mogan's Café in the Pacific Palisades after returning from Miami Fashion Week. "They were relaxing, enjoying some time together," a source said, adding, "Heidi has been busy recording some songs with David Foster."

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Heidi Montag Biography

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Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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