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"I literally feel, like, one of my friends... died."
- LC

After all this time, and hype, the much-anticipated season three premiere of MTV's The Hills didn't disappoint. For the most part.

Fake Girl

Monday's debut sure didn't waste any time bringing viewers inside the epic war between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, while properly (and blatantly) introducing each side's supporters.

Whitney Port - now a full-time employee and Lauren's supervisor at Teen Vogue - and Audrina Partridge are so on Team LC, while Montag's devilish boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, is Team Heidi's president, vice president, and PR coordinator.

Giving the people what they want, MTV began the year with a cat fight we knew happened, but have been wanting to see on film for moths, as a tipsy Lauren - enraged over rumors of her sex tape making the rounds - and Heidi hurled insults at each other outside Les Deux.

Lauren is convinced, right or wrong, that Heidi and Spencer started and spread the rumor of her making a sex video with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler.

The gist of Lauren's position on the matter, as told to Heidi Montag: "You know what you did! You know what you did! You're a sad, pathetic person!"

That about covers it.

"I could just never imagine hating someone so much that you'd do something like that to them," Lauren Conrad said later, reflecting on the incident.

Oh well. She has other things to worry about, like meeting the boy du jour at the club, and whether or not to criticize Audrina's boy, a mumbling, biker, hippie-type who she dated off and on a few years back and doesn't say much.

We heart Lauren, but at the same time, we wonder if she's not - at least at times - taking out some of her own frustrations and insecurities on her friends. 

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According to the New York Times, The Hills, which opens its third season on MTV tonight, is more convincing than Friends or just about any other comedy about female relationships because â€" as any young woman knows â€" those undying friendships die.

After all the superlatives, hugs and I love yous, the separations can be bruising. Unlike romantic heartbreak, in which the terms are ultimately subjective ("He's not that into me"), female friendships are commonly torched along rigid moral lines ("She's disloyal, selfish, manipulative and deceitful!!").

You can brood over this stuff for years
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The spectacular falling-out of the two main stars of The Hills, Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, has become a polarizing object lesson played out in the tabloids.

The reality show, which began as a spinoff of Laguna Beach, which starred Lauren, first followed Conrad's effort to establish herself as a young adult in Los Angeles.

But as a grown-up, the lovely Lauren Conrad proved no Mary Tyler Moore, and her youthful innocence and exuberance kept pulling her back to adolescence.

The second season gave up on maturity and let Lauren be the woman-child she is. The Hills rapidly found its footing when Heidi Montag, a trifling blonde known for her love of nightlife, her bust line and other superficial things, swelled to take up more emotional space.

Montag displayed an uncommon gift for sycophancy and self-sacrifice, which seemed like a sin when put in the service of the no-good men in her life, and a virtue when used to serve Lauren Conrad (or the publicity firm Heidi went to work for).

But by the season's end a Machiavellian figure named Spencer Pratt had decided to indenture Heidi to girlfriendhood. And she went along, to the dismay of Lauren, who was sad to see her friend's true nature - but mostly sad to lose her cheerful lackey.

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We know, we know. We don't talk about Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag nearly enough, and you're dying to know what they're up to at all times.

Well, we can't tell you where they are right now, but last weekend, they were on "vacation" (how that's possible when you don't have a job, we aren't sure) in Mexico. Here are some photos of the gruesome twosome on the tennis court.

Looking right at home, Spencer Pratt cups a pair of balls in his hand, while Heidi assumes the familiar position of clasping a (graphite) shaft between her legs.

Man, these two are nauseating. We get it! You are so athletic and have so much fun together! Forgive us while we go ogle our recent tennis-themed photo finish of Lucy Pinder and Anna Kournikova as we rid our minds of a shirtless Spencer.

With The Hills set to return on Monday, Spencer Pratt and his plastic fiancee have spared little expense when it comes to keeping their annoying selves in the public eye, all the while relentlessly ripping co-star and Heidi's former BFF, Lauren Conrad.

We can't even imagine what kind of drama lies ahead in Season 3 of The Hills, but we can tell you this much: we'll be watching every second of it!

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The Hills doesn't premiere until Monday.

The drama, though, has been brewing for months and boiled over this week.

Speidi Waves to Supporters

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were barred from attending the show's post-premiere party Wednesday night in L.A., a show source tells Us Weekly, due to the couple's feud with co-stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.

Personally, our guess is that the "source" is actually Spencer Pratt, who just chose not to go and decided to phone in this bogus piece of celebrity gossip.

The entire cast has now been prohibited from speaking about each other in the press. To Spencer and Heidi, this is akin to having a limb amputated.

While MTV allowed both Spencer Pratt, 23, and Montag, 20, to walk down the red carpet at The Hills event, "they were not allowed to be at the party while Lauren Conrad was here," says a source, who added that extra security was brought on.

Another source tells says MTV "suspended" Spencer and Heidi from doing any more media to promote The Hills after their repeated trash-talking of LC.

While on Q102 FM in Philadelphia, Spencer Pratt called Lauren Conrad a "stupid girl" who is using the couple to draw attention to herself.

"She's the douche, the psycho," said the douche.

Montag added that she could never be friends with "some lowlife."

After the interview, MTV nearly canceled the couple's appearance on On the Air With Ryan Seacrest Wednesday, but allowed them to do one last interview.

For now, however, "they are on a media blackout."

Another insider says that MTV has decided to gag all parties - including Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge - on the subject matter.

"Tensions were so high, MTV decided to shut it all down," says the source, adding that "Spencer crossed a line with several things he said. And fans of the show take it all so seriously, people were starting to worry about security concerns on all sides."

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It'll be a cold day in The Hills before Heidi Montag becomes best buds with her former roommate Lauren Conrad.

Asked by People if there is anything Conrad, 21, could do to patch up their highly strained friendship, Montag, 20, bluntly replies:

Got 'Em!

"No, I don't think so."

The pair found fame last year on MTV's Laguna Beach spinoff, which also managed to chronicle how they became such bitter enemies.

The beginning of the end came in Season 2 when Montag began dating Spencer Pratt. Speaking on Wednesday during The Hills' Season 3 premiere party at the LG House in Malibu, Montag attended with Pratt - now her fiancé and "music manager."

"I have my life, she has hers, and I'm honestly so busy with music, I don't have time for a feud," Heidi says, adding that living with Pratt beats the hell out of sharing a pad with Conrad.

"It's way better. You don't have all that catty girl bickering. It's calmer, nicer. We are on the same agenda, you know? So it is like our days are the same."

It's an agenda, we'll give her that much.

Such is the bitterness between the girls that Heidi Montag has a single word reply when asked if she has any good memories of Conrad: "No."

"I'm just moving on. Moving forward. My life is the best now it has ever been so that is all I'm thinking about," she says.

But there may be hope yet. For all the acid among the former friends, Heidi Montag does at least offer a small olive branch in the direction of Lauren Conrad.

"If she really came around I'd always be open to talk to her," Montag said.

Six months ago, Conrad was insisting she was still friends with Montag.

But then, when Brody Jenner, whom she dated briefly last year, made unflattering remarks in Details alongside his pal Spencer, Conrad was quick to lay the blame on Montag's man.

"Honestly, I was nauseous reading it," Conrad said. "I do feel a little bad because if you read almost every quote, it's Spencer. Brody is a better person without Spencer."

Conrad's other ex, Jason Wahler, was also at the premiere event, and told the magazine that he's "sick" of the battle against his former flame.

Earlier in the day, he had gone as far as saying he'd take a public lie detector test regarding the sex tape rumors Pratt has been peddling.

"It's been going on for like two months now. I'm over it," Wahler said.

Spencer Pratt seemed less inclined to submit to the test when asked about it by People, he responded, "It's their lives. No comment."

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren't about to let Lauren Conrad tell her side of their ongoing feud without retaliating with a vengeance.

After a weekend website posting by Pratt, followed by bitter comments from Heidi Montag Monday in an interview with Philadelphia's Q102, the duo were back on attack this week as guests on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show in L.A.

Fearing Swine Flu

Asked how they felt about last week's story in Us Weekly, in which Lauren Conrad and her fellow cast members paint reality TV's most talked-about couple as a pair of pathetic backstabbers who "use" people for attention, Montag retorted:

"We didn't start it... I was shocked when I read that. We were living our lives, doing our own things. Lauren is the last thing on my mind ... and then this comes out?"

Spencer, who is looking more and more like an acne-riddled, blonde Ken Doll every day, took the opportunity to further expand on this, telling Ryan Seacrest:

"All we've been worrying about is Heidi's music... we were totally at peace with LC... all of a sudden, my grandma calls me almost crying, 'Go get Us Magazine Spencer, it's terrible.' It's six pages of just hating on us."

T.H. GOSSIP NOTE: Something about the image Spencer Pratt getting a tearful phone call from his grandmother strikes us as laughable... or a complete lie.

Never mind the fact that Us Weekly will print and make a huge frickin' deal out of everything Spencer Pratt says or does, giving him the publicity he craves so hard. Not that we don't. But it's like he's biting the hand that feeds his (D-list) celebrity. So to speak.

After dishing on the drama, the always media conscious Montag and Pratt had to remind listeners: it's all going to play out when Season 3 of The Hills premieres Monday.

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A day after Spencer Pratt fired off an angry tirade against Lauren Conrad and her supporters via his (non-functioning) website, his "fiancee" Heidi Montag begged shamelessly for attention has added her two cents.

When asked in an interview with Philadelphia radio station Q102 how much she hates Lauren Conrad, the always bubbly Heidi Montag answered:

Inspecting the Chest

"A lot. I think it's really pathetic that she's so obsessed with my life and my relationship. I really think she needs to concentrate on something else, it's sad. I never could be friends with a low-life like that."

Spencer Pratt, whose beef with Conrad is no secret, joined in on the LC-bashing session, offering a derisive "Haha" when the radio hosts made mention of her fashion line and called LC's designs "stupid."

Pratt derided his co-star on The Hills even further when asked if he was waiting for a tabloid to pay him for the dirt on Lauren.

"I'm just trying to see if I even want to waste my breath talking about this stupid girl anymore," said the slimy one.

Heidi Montag also told listeners that if it weren't for favorable editing, "the world would hate [Lauren Conrad]."

As for their engagement, the couple explained that they were too busy currently to plan a wedding. Montag, however, told a caller that living with Pratt is like "living with your best friend."

Gag. Oh well. Misery loves company.

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We report on too much sad celebrity gossip sometimes.

There are constant Britney Spears meltdowns, lenient Nicole Richie jail sentences, a lack of Scarlett Johansson nude photos.

Therefore, let's take a moment to celebrate love. Here is a tribute to public displays of affection by celebrities that don't care about money or the spotlight. Just each other.

We'll start with Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Sure, they might fight like drunk Yankees and Red Sox fans occasionally, but the newlyweds always come back to each other in the end. As the peck pictured here proves, blood is thicker than fisticuffs.

Of course, Reggie Bush knows all about that. He bled on the football fields of USC for years and now he's doing it for the New Orleans Saints. This running back gives it his all between the sidelines; that is, whenever he's not giving it to Kim Kardashian between the sheets.

This pair hooked up on the dance floor of a club a few weeks ago. Let's just hope Bush doesn't run into the same problems that former college teammate Matt Leinart has encountered after his past sexual liaisons.

Finally, we close with the model Hollywood couple. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag just can't keep their fingers or lips off one another. Cynics might refer to photos of these two as nothing but staged attempts to make celebrity news headlines.

Suckin' Face

But we call them endearing. And just further proof that love can, indeed, be in the air for many in Tinseltown.

Right, Ali Larter?

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When we last left Lauren Conrad on the season two finale of MTV's top-rated reality hit, The Hills, she was seeing off Heidi Montag, as her former BFF and roomie sped away in a U-Haul.

Montag had chosen to move in with her slimy new beau, Spencer Pratt, even though Pratt is a complete prick Lauren Conrad strongly objected to the relationship.

But just because the season ended didn't mean the Lauren-Heidi drama was over.

On May 30, while Conrad, her new roommate, Audrina Patridge, and other pals enjoyed a night out at Les Deux, they ended up having a turf war of sorts with Heidi and Spencer, who showed up at the L.A. club that night.

"They just came right at our table and sat down," Audrina says in the newest Us Weekly. "We were like, ‘What are you doing? Get away! This is our table.' But they said, ‘This is our night, our friends, get out of here.'"

In the end, the couple stormed out of Les Deux in a huff.

By July, the estrangement between Heidi and Lauren was so palpable that Montag didn't take the MTV's promotional photos for season three of The Hills the same day as the rest of the cast - instead posing by herself in the studio for separate pics!

Of course, there are many other photos of Heidi Montag (and that jackass Spencer Pratt) that spontaneously and mysteriously surface online. Meanwhile, LC may have landed, if only for a night, an NBA player in former Duke University star Josh McRoberts.

Regardless, the Team Lauren vs. Team Heidi showdown has officially eclipsed Hollywood's best battles
. What do you think of this drama? Team Heidi or Team LC?

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And you think you've seen it all.

Some spontaneous, all-natural Heidi Montag bikini pictures have surfaced on the Internets. We never saw this coming. The girl keeps such a low profile!

It's good to see that Heidi Montag and her totally awesome boyfriend (or future husband?), Brody Jenner's ex-pal Spencer Pratt have finally decided to allow photos of themselves to be taken. Really, you two are too gorgeous to remain hidden from the public.

Please take a long look at the photos of Heidi Montag in a bikini below. As you can see, Spencer Pratt is doing exactly that as he pushes his "fiancee" on  a surfboard and inspects that surgically-enhanced booty thoroughly.

Also, note her "Girls Gone Wild" bikini. Emblazoned on the ass of a girl desperately pleading for attention, the name of Joe Francis' video empire certainly seems appropriate in this pic.

Surely he would agree, but he probably too busy trying to avoid being violated in prison to comment on anything regarding The Hills at this time.

So, to sum up, it's the same old "yes, we are really happy couple - we're not just publicity crazed brats posing for the cameras" (no they're not, and yes they are) "water sports" photo shoot - only with a new bikini and a new activity (surfing).

Hope you enjoyed. And have joined the unofficial Lauren Conrad fan club.

Heidi Montag Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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