Funny, we would say the same thing! Only he means it in a different way.
Heidi Montag talks about her "music" almost as much as she talks about her feud with Lauren Conrad. But unlike her very public cat fights, Montag and Pratt say they did not want a song she recently recorded to be played on the air.
Touting the "world premiere" of Montag's single, metrosexual host Ryan Seacrest played a song called "Body Language" on his KISS-FM radio show Thursday.
But the track, which sampes a beat from Yaz's "Situation" and features Spencer Pratt - Montag's fiancÃ© / manager - rapping, wasn't supposed to be released, he claims.
"We did it as a joke," Pratt said. "That's not her single at all. It was never meant to be heard by anyone but us. Over my dead body would I rap on Heidi's first single. Heidi is really upset because this was not the first sound she wanted people to hear from her."
Riiiiiight. We're sure the release of the track (just like alllll those bikini photos) was accidental, and that Heidi's really a potential Grammy winner.
Montag's "sound," The Hills star says, is "dance, urban, rhythmical â€¦ I love a lot of rap and urban music at the same time, so I'm bringing a little of those elements in."
When it comes to the couple's nauseatingly fake engagement, well, Heidi Montag's music career obviously takes precedence.
"I'm shopping [for a dress]," she said recently. "But we haven't done anything else, we're so busy in the studio, and with my music, we don't have time to plan a wedding."
T.H. GOSSIP NOTE: In case you were unaware, these people are morons.